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What wonderful ways have kings died in history? Who fell into the cesspit and drowned?

There are not only wise kings in history, but also bad kings, wonderful kings and regular kings.

What those great kings did when they were alive was very funny and wonderful.

Even death will not let go of the jokes of our descendants.

Let's count some kings who told us jokes after their death.

Let's talk about the recent emperor, the carpenter emperor Lu Ban of the Ming Dynasty.

The Zhu Youxiao brothers are very interesting. He decided not to be an emperor at an early age, but to be a carpenter.

Anyway, now, he is definitely the high flyers of science, or he may be an inventor. On one occasion, he took his two minions, Wang Tigan and Wei Zhongxian, and sat on a boat he made and paddled in the imperial garden.

I don't know if it's windy or drunk. The boat capsized.

I almost drowned, although I was rescued ashore, but after this excessive shock, I left the root of the disease after landing.

I drank fairy water, too, and it didn't cure me. I'll be dead soon.

Let's talk about the king who fell into the cesspit and drowned. This king is Duke Jing of Jin.

Generally speaking, he found a fortune-teller to interpret dreams and calculate fortune-telling or something.

This magic wand tells him that you are in a bad situation, something is haunting you, and you won't live to harvest this year, king.

Duke Jing of Jin came down with a serious illness, but he recovered.

The next spring, Duke Jing of Jin was very happy, and it was time to harvest the crops.

He ordered to find the staff.

This makes you say, don't you think I'm alive and well? And severely scolded him, trying to kill him.

Duke Jing of Jin was about to eat the newly harvested crops when he suddenly had a stomachache.

It doesn't matter if you have a stomachache, then go to the bathroom.

As a result, I don't know what happened, but he fell into the cesspit and drowned.

I think it's strange. Did the fortune teller give him some magic? We don't know exactly how he died, but he did fall into the toilet and drown.

Of course, there are many wonderful kings and wonderful ways to die.

I won't list all the complaints here.

If you are interested, you can search Mu Zong in Liao Dynasty, Emperor Xiaowu in Eastern Jin Dynasty, Song Zhezong and Qin Wuwang. How these kings died can make you laugh.