A circle of friends that funny women love to use.

Funny woman's circle of friends copy-funny woman is the best in the world!

You can scold me. If you do, please hit my friend.

If you don't like it, it means my mobile phone is not good.

Why don't you chat with me? I learned typing specially for you.

Good ways to stay young: exercise more, eat more vegetables and lie about your age.

God closes a door for you, and you will find that staying at home is actually quite good.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

Dreams still have to be there. Although it's useless, it doesn't take up space after all.

When I lose my hair, I feel like a dandelion

If you don't want to answer the phone, just say so, and don't let China Mobile apologize for you.

I don't believe in love at first sight, but looking in the mirror will shake.

Some people say my circle of friends is too nutritious. Doesn't your friend stew ribs?

There is no boyfriend in the world. If there are too many people, I will lose them.

Before the word funny girl was used, everyone called me pistachio.

I said I was a little shy and easy to be cheated, and you said everywhere that I cheated in Myanmar.

"You do have some femininity. If I were forty years old, I would attract you with the charm of a mature woman. If I were thirty, I would divorce and marry you. If I were twenty years old, I would chase you regardless. But I'm only eight years old, and the pressure of studying in Grade One made me give up on you. I'm sorry ... ".

"Who can teach me to swear? Every time I was scolded, my crystal tears swirled in my eyes as clear as grapes, my fists clenched tightly, my hair slipped and my lips parted slightly, but I couldn't say a word. I am such a gentle girl. "

Only ugly people fall in love and sell air conditioners beautifully.

"Who stole this young lady's brilliant life and let me go to class on Saturday?" .

Time flies. I'm still a spare tire when someone else has a second child.

Does anyone want to propose together today? There is a new temple called KFC Crazy Week Temple.

"Thank you for not deleting me. I am a countryman who has no sense of existence or likes me in this circle of friends. My diploma is not very high, I am not very rich, and I don't know many things. I envy seeing your circle of friends. "

"Two arms means a right-hand man. I can't live without you. If I call you two arms, you mean a lot to me. " .

The song will be out of tune, but I love you, so I won't go.

Today, a man said that his chest was uncomfortable. I touched it, and it was quite comfortable.

It's sunny and suffocating today, and no one buys me ice cream. I'll write down the hatred of the indifferent society first.

I want to commit suicide in the morning and regret it. But every night, I am sober and confident, which makes me forget who I am.

"I really like staying up late, and I have a feeling that my life is hanging by a thread."

"I can't sleep, close my eyes, and my mind is full of poems and knowledge. That's it. Ten years of life and death, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf ".

Go to Myanmar, where people will pour out their hearts and lungs for you.

God opened a window for me and then mosquitoes came in.

"Go to bed early and go to bed late, don't sleep sleepy, sleep sleepy more, sleep every day, sleep every day, only one word, dry rice, baby, can put your soul back."

From one o'clock to six o'clock, the urn is a cuboid.

Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people stay up late and cry.

Saliva shouted that they were true love.

I always thought that chatting could lead to love until my expression pack changed from one hundred to nine hundred.

"Others pick up garbage at the age of 60, and I 16 pick up garbage. Is it less than 44 years of detours? "

"I don't play king recently. I want to see how Zhen Xuan can catch a man's heart. "

I died that spring and used up all the joy beans.

This weather is quite embarrassing. Don't turn on the air conditioner. Turn on the air conditioner and buy one.

"So to speak, a lot of beautiful, but funny, quick reply information like me, you may not meet in my life. You should cherish your sister and don't make her cry. "

"Hello, I'm his girlfriend. Although our relationship is not public, I have never seen my parents not living together. I have never been blessed by relatives and friends. I have never cooked for him personally. I don't have his phone number or WeChat. My mouth is on my face. I only said yes. "

Others: How beautiful do you have to be to be loved? How long do you have to sleep before you get sleepy?

"Before going to bed, GanKun undecided. You and I are both dark horses. When I get up, I can be a cow or a dog. Let me sleep more. "

"In the morning, zzzzZzzzz, at noon, at noon, at noon, at noon, at noon, at noon, at night, there are only thoughts left in the places you have passed."

Who put me to sleep? I can't sleep.

"I haven't sent a circle of friends for several days. How can I like such a taciturn girl? " .

"I posted your number that day, and many people call you baby. You said you would change. How did you change your password? " .

It's fashionable of you to leave me alone in the country to herd sheep.

This is a fishing copy. I don't engage in fancy things. Please reply to those who are willing to be caught by me.

"What touched you? I'm just a little girl who loves taking pictures more than scissorhands. "

"I also want to fall in love with my brain, but now men can't fool me, and I am also very upset. I even want to teach him a few tricks. "

You can't hide if you like one person, but you can hide if you like a few.

Repeat after me: If a man pulls, then dump.

"Praise three generations, and be rich for a lifetime."

Let's call it a day. I'll think about it tomorrow.

Are you leaving me? Don't go. Run.

"Tie the knotted knot into a bow."

Today, I am still a mediocre intellectual.

I want to test your math. What's your phone number?

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is not to come over.

"I fell down yesterday, and people around me were laughing at me, and then I fell down several times on purpose. I want them to laugh to death. The simple method of killing people often only needs the simplest method. "

This is my circle of friends, where I pretend to be affectionate. Dear old people, welcome to my world.

It's dawn, whether sleepy or not, as soon as you say it.

Why do you hate lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

I spent 100 yuan to ask a fortune teller to tell my fortune, and he figured out: I only have one life.

Take a walk after dinner and eat ninety-nine by the side of the road.

"I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, waiting, I still have many jokes." .

Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.

"There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li".

"Eiko, I like taking selfies."

"Pay in advance: save some flowers this month, and pay later: wild gourd baby? Buy one and have a look. "

This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, and my elder sister was running around.

"Is it a push? Why only push it to me, not to me? " .

Friends who want to play with water on a hot day can come to my house to wash dishes.

No matter how beautiful tulips are, they are not as fragrant as your bath towel.

I listened to the speech for one second for four years. Is this affectionate? Oh, no, this is Timia.

"Sealed heart lock love. It's locked, but it's not completely locked The key is on the door frame, and you can touch it for more than one meter.

"It's terrible to have no culture. Want to drink the northwest wind, can't tell where the northwest is. So annoying! " .

Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep directly until the day after tomorrow.

I haven't sent a circle of friends for several days. How's it going? Do you like me who is silent?

Missed my date, (not yet, think about it first, you can't stay forever).

Good looks can be friends, and good facial features can be my boyfriend.

Will we always be netizens? Would you like to have foam tea with me?

Can I go to your house to watch TV? Playing with my mobile phone in a bed, the air conditioner was turned on very low. I got up in the middle of the night to grab the quilt. I said I wanted to go home, and you went to the airport to see me off. You said you couldn't bear to part with me. It's raining cats and dogs, and I don't have an umbrella. Will you rush at me regardless? What are you hesitating about at this time? Click on my avatar, add a man and report a woman.

Call your big brother if you need anything. If you don't help small things, you can't help big things. But remember, call your big brother if you need anything.

Chasing me? I see. I will give you a chance.

Now, my charm is the same as before. Now, SF Express, Tong Yuan Express, Shentong Express, JD.COM Express and ZTO Express call me every day.