The lame master tells fortune.

Kill the demon and black cat

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Gu Ye, the third young master of Gu Family, is a Woodenhead who stutters. He can't remember the answer to a question ten times, and he is afraid to reply when he is beaten. This is a shame for the giants.

In a rage, his father sent him back to his hometown in the countryside during the Chinese New Year. Unexpectedly, he looked like a different person when he came back. Half a year later, he was admitted to the First University of Imperial City with the first grade in the whole school!

The whole giant circle was shocked!

After receiving the letter of admission, the family looked for Gu Ye for three days and finally found him under an inconspicuous overpass. Gu Ye, who was beaten and didn't dare to say anything, was setting up a stall, stepping on gangsters at his feet, and painting while selling: "Exorcism, Guanyin Town Anfu, Zhai Town Exorcism, Exorcism ... are on sale! As long as someone is predestined friends, it's one yuan and eighty-eight! Don't miss passing by! " He looked down at his feet and smiled and said, "I made a special character to correct evil." I think each of you needs three. "

The master of metaphysics who dares to wander in the air is attacked by gentle scum, the devil wears prada and the crazy devil who dotes on his wife.

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After some questioning, Gu Decheng calmly went to the place where Gu Ye and Gu Yang "made up lessons". He has decided that no matter what the third child is doing, he should tell him calmly.

Mr. Gu found two old people under an ordinary overpass. His third son, Gu Ye, is sitting leisurely on a pony with a white linen cloth with many spells on it. Behind him stood a white cloth banner with two big letters: Zhuan Xu!

Looking at Gu Ye's side again, Mr. Gu was almost out of breath. His youngest son has a normal painting style, wearing a Yao robe with gossip printed on his chest, wearing sunglasses and holding a big sign in his hand. He doodled a young monk wearing a cassock on it, and wrote a line around him: exorcism from ancestors, exorcism, and professional feng shui of Yin and Yang. Break five lines of gossip, name the five elements, measure personality, break the future, treat children's exogenous shock and lose their souls for free, and double the price of digging graves ~

For a time, Mr. Gu put the idea of "having a good talk" behind him and took out another golf club from under his seat.

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"You are stupid!" Hu Yu is anxious for her and completely considerate of her friends. "Gu Yang is only sixteen this year, and your family is sixty. If one day he is a little surprised, your family's fortune will score four points. Who is your oldest child? You don't know? " They're here. How much can you two share? In my opinion, it's better for the third child to be silly all day ... "Hu Yu winked at Mrs. Gu." You said, it can also reduce a competitor ...! ! "

Hu Yu's words haven't say that finish, Mrs Gu grumpy stood up, grabbed Hu Yu's hair, another hand mercilessly smoked in the past, slapped Hu Yu, "it's him again, and I made a shit and a urine! I am a stepmother. Yes, I admit that I am partial, but I have raised him for eighteen years. He just needs to call me mom, he's my son! You heartless little bitch, how dare you instigate me to kill my son! You fucking don't want to die! "

It is said that the first wife is dignified and the second wife is spoiled. When Gu Decheng took a fancy to Mrs. Gu, she also took a fancy to her fiery temper. She can play the coquetry, carry things, and fall down when the wind blows, let alone help him with his children, and can't even take care of herself. Hu Yu is also a good family. I've never seen such a sultry rich girl since I was a child. There is no room for resistance. Mrs. Gu slapped several times and caught several times.

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When Mrs. Gu came home, Gu Ye and Gu Yang were packing their schoolbags, and high school students were all on campus. They are only allowed to go home once a month for only three days, so they bring a lot of things.

Mrs. Gu checked their schoolbags, went to the kitchen to get a lot of dried meat, fruit, bread and snacks, and stuffed them into their schoolbags.

Gu Ye looked at Gu Yang's schoolbag and whispered, "I think there are more brothers than me."

"Really?" Gu Yang looked embarrassed and wanted to compare. Mrs. Gu snapped off his paws angrily and was a little embarrassed, so she stuffed a bag of beef jerky for Mr. Gu. "There are still half a year before the college entrance examination, so eat more and catch up."

Gu Ye contentedly picked up his schoolbag and smiled: "Thank you, Mom!"

This mom, let Mrs. Gu's expression, the mood is a bit complicated, looking at Gu Ye's smiling face, she couldn't help it, the corners of her mouth reminded, and she rubbed it hard on Gu Ye's head. "Study hard! Don't let others call you stupid! "

Gu Ye smiled and nodded, "Mi!"

Bian Xiaoping

This article of piān is a supernatural work, which tells the love story between Gu Ye, a master of metaphysics, and Yu Xuan, a master of jade family. The reason why I chose these three clips is because the author's setting of characters is funny, the old child's stubborn father and the real stepmother who really cares for the calf. As for the love story of two people, it is not too dramatic. Lovely people who like this humorous setting can start!

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