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Yang Shitou's classic quotations

1. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't tell you what you like to hear. There are many unanswered questions: What do you think I can do? What do you think I should read? I'm not God either. My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. Help you manage those memories you can't shake, the years you can't stay, the losses you can't afford, the emotions you can't let go, and the dignity you can't afford to lose. So there is only one answer to the question: ego is the root of everything.

2. Don't be afraid of being questioned: personal characteristics and workplace rules are often hidden in the dark. If you question or even criticize, everything will be illuminated. You don't have to pay attention to the so-called doubts of my brothers, including me (I still don't agree with the title of pioneer, at least I'm not, just a brother who left early and walked two miles on the way to learn from the scriptures). These are just blessings with makeup. What is important for everyone to learn. -Yang Shitou

3. If you don't have talent, you must have boldness of vision. If you don't have a good appearance, you must learn to have taste.

On the first day of personal thinking, if you think of yourself as an entrepreneur in your mind, you will instinctively be independent in consciousness, and you will know whether every minute of your day is an investment or a cost. Entrepreneurs should always be aware of the following points: 1. what do you want to do? 2. What are your customers' needs? 3. What benefits do you need to achieve to continue? 4. What are you going to do? 5. What are your specific implementation steps? -Yang Shitou

5. The boys who study acting are all turned off, which is actually caused by their majors, so that the judges can't confirm what is true. But to be honest, workplace life is full of performances (including judges), and ironically, every performer is trying to be true. When touching this subconscious mind, it is recommended to show weakness and not bravado, and to be clumsy and not bravado. It is wise not to pretend to know, but to pretend not to know when you know. (I often pretend to be young, too)

6. If a person is a tree, he should have downward power rooted in the soil, instead of just thinking about the clouds in the sky. -Yang Shitou

7, the smoldering psychology of a good man at home The so-called romance is to buy food and bring roses back; The so-called misfortune is to watch a beautiful woman hit a telephone pole; The so-called luck is to look at telephone poles and bump into beautiful women; The so-called flower heart is the mood of wanting to eat cake after having bread; The so-called loyalty is to clean up mobile phone text messages and incoming calls before going to work; The so-called affair is to sneak out of the besieged city and jump into the trap. -Yang Shitou

8. Talking too much about love will make people feel tired and devalued, learn to be stupid, learn to ignore, and learn to be patient.

9. Don't ask me, ask yourself. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say what you like to hear, and there are many unanswered questions: What do you think I can do? What books do you think I should read? I'm not God either. My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. Help you manage those memories you can't shake, the years you can't stay, the losses you can't afford, the emotions you can't let go, and the dignity you can't afford to lose. So there is only one answer to the question: ego is the root of everything. -Yang Shitou

10, weekend value plan. The specific KownHow is: 1, the progress made in the past week. 2. In the past week, shortcomings or problems were found; 3. Propose solutions to deficiencies or problems; 4. Make a detailed work plan for next week and prioritize. I look at your plan every week and see your implementation every day. Learn to cherish every day, because the beginning of every day will be the first day of the rest of our lives. -Yang Shitou

1 1. Who is the bad guy? Who's the good guy? I received an email, expecting me to help build a public welfare platform, so that China children adopted by the United States can contribute to the development of China in the future. I sent it to executives for advice, and the feedback was: I am not afraid of bad people doing bad things; I am afraid that good people will do bad things. The former is to tear the dirty tiger skin, and there are few respondents; The latter, under the correct banner, is ready to respond. In the charity circle, if you want to do something really bad, be a fake good person first, and then see how you return the stone. -Yang Shitou

12. Life is a cycle. I live by the week. There are 52 weeks in a year. Do you know how many weeks are left in 20 1 1? Only three years 150 weeks, only 520 weeks in ten years. Seize a week, you can seize your important time cost and investment. Even if you plan, there will always be interference and delay. If you don't plan, it will be even more uncontrollable. Of course, you can say that life is not a boat. Go with the flow, then don't expect anything to touch the future. -Yang Shitou

13, people always want to create someone who doesn't belong to them. Looking at "Perfect" made by my classmate Wang Yuelun, I thought I wanted to learn to be a director, too, and I missed it. I thought of Qianshan. One thought destroys the vicissitudes of life. Just like two roads in the forest, you can only take one road and miss the other. I had to smile and say to myself: if you make radish, you can't make cabbage naturally. No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket and opened it when I was old, with a word engraved on it: dream. -Yang Shitou

14, being a man is like water 1 1, changing and unchanging. When you get to the mountains, you will change with the device, and everything will follow the fate, but it will not change your nature; 2. Calm down. A drop of water is not lonely, and a sea of water will not be impetuous and lively. 3. unite as one and share weal and woe. No matter under any circumstances, no matter where you meet the same kind, you will immediately dissolve and unite. Share sweetness when encountering sugar water, and share it when encountering dirty water. Good as water, water conservancy is indisputable. -Yang Shitou

15, jump over the water curtain, and you are what the old monkey said to the stone monkey in Wang's The Story of the Stone. In life, we always have to face our own problems and habits. Before the age of 30, your behavior is affecting your habits. After 30, you will be more and more controlled by those habits. Whether it is daily life, dealing with people, behavior patterns, thinking patterns and so on. At this stage, if you can break through and establish new habits, you are king. It's no use having the heart of a king. -Yang Shitou

16, the social elite's first thought is more important than knowledge, thinking is more important than learning, relearning ability is more important than academic qualifications, goal plan summary is more important than efforts, and correct implementation is more important than anything else. Such people are social elites. If you want to keep your work in good condition, you must first keep your head clear. Don't think that wandering around is a sign of active thinking. This is the difference between white (white-collar, backbone, elite) and protein (idiot, idiot, neuropathy). -Yang Shitou

17, whether in work or life, fools only talk with their mouths; A wise man speaks with his head, and a wise man speaks with his heart.

18, Mathematics is a problem. Earlier, on the first day of college, a freshman from the Department of International Trade of Beifu asked, "Stone, I heard that your art major is poor in mathematics, so you can go to college without getting a zero in mathematics. Shit, really? " I stood up and solemnly extended five fingers to him: "I'll tell you three words-none of your business!" " . -Yang Shitou

19, live with heat. If there is no afterlife and there is this life, will you fall in love with the journey of this life? I believe you and I will. I will do my best during the trip. Even at the end of life, there is nothing great, only regret but no regret. Besides, with He Huan, you can die without regret. It's not a pity to have a passionate life. Because, you live in high temperature.

20. None of us can run back alive (that will only kill your confidence). You can only move forward inch by inch (don't think about flying), and at the same time ignite your own will and find the spiritual quality that ignites the hopes of others. Don't look at what you have lost, just look at what you still have, and treat all difficulties with the most relaxed attitude. -Yang Shitou

2 1, wave with youth. Men do addition before the age of 40-pursuing career success, striving for fame and fortune, and constantly looking for inner security; After 40 years old, I will start to do subtraction, let myself learn to slow down, adjust my state, simplify things and try to return to the essence of life. Manage carefully and enjoy every day. Live well and do something meaningful. -Yang Shitou

22. I received a private letter from a rural mother asking her child to graduate this year 2 1. She is anxious and insomnia. I don't know whether she should go. There are always some disappointments in life. This is a gift from God, and God named her "labor pains". What kind of industry does she want to go to? I sighed and suggested: my son is poor, and he will know how to struggle when he grows up; A well-raised daughter will not be tempted when she grows up. At this age, it is necessary to raise it and let her support herself. If you can't live to be a hundred, your mother will live to be ninety-nine. It's hard to squat down and touch her shadow. I'm sorry mom wronged you. -Yang Shitou

23. Recognition of men under the age of 35 When we were young, the era of recognizing men in Gao Cangjian has passed, and now it is:1-most good men are ugly; Most handsome guys are bad. The handsome and nice men are mostly gay. Most handsome, nice and normal men already have wives. 3- Not handsome but good, no money. The men who are not handsome but are nice men with money think you love him because of his money. -Yang Shitou

24, Weibo is a cup of poison, murder is time. Time is a dagger, but it hurts the mind. Thought is a prison, which imprisons the mind. The soul is a bowl of noodles, eating loneliness. Loneliness is a screen showing Weibo. Just like I don't use MSN and QQ, because that is the thief of time; It turns out that I am drinking poison now.

25. When we were young, we agreed that the era of men in Gao Cangjian was over, and now it is:1-most good men are ugly; Most handsome guys are bad. The handsome and nice men are mostly gay. Most handsome, nice and normal men already have wives. 3- Not handsome but good, no money. The men who are not handsome but are nice men with money think you love him because of his money.

26. What you said is very detailed. In fact, the first task is to find a platform, build your own pipeline on this platform, make your own characteristics, and finally point to the whole country, and finally reach the state of "doing nothing and doing nothing".

27, the next step of the collar: encirclement: 1, nothing is a collar, nothing is life. 2, don't wear a scarf, worry. 3, being powdered, especially happy. 4. I am very happy to be followed and forwarded. 3. Be sure to wear a scarf before going to bed. 4. Get up with a collar. 5. Good moods and bad moods are all said with collars. 6. Scarves are more important than work. 7. Scarves are more important than sleeping. 8. Scarves are more important than eating. 9. Run to the Internet cafe and put on a collar. 10, scarf mobile phone on the bed. I'm a little stupid. Are you stupid? -Yang Shitou

28. Don't underestimate anyone. Be gentle and don't lose your temper at will. Nobody owes you anything. Be prepared for the best and the worst. Don't be jealous of others' achievements. You may really pay more than you, but you can't see any games you can't play, and the people who play are very tired. Sit patiently on the bench and shine by yourself. Don't expect others to polish you.

29. Men use their eyes and women use their hearts. Men's eyes depend on radiation, while women's hearts depend on conduction. Men chase women quickly, but the result is often that after a storm comes a calm, women chasing men are slowly infiltrating, but they can drop water and wear away stones. Men become very painful after falling in love, and women become very nervous after falling in love. Women long for each other's naked hearts, while men long for each other's naked bodies. (micro-novel-classic quotations www.5 1eart.com) Hehe, on Valentine's Day, you can say: I'll take it off first, make yourself at home.

30, the benefits of bad math 1, people with bad math love to laugh, because there is no trouble without math. 2. People who are not good at math are naive, romantic and emotional. People who are not good at math are humorous, full of fun, rich in feelings and imagination. 4. People who are not good at math are straightforward, practical and won't beat around the bush. People who are not good at math are more beautiful. Do you have any objections? -Yang Shitou

3 1, Valentine's Day encourages men to use their eyes and women to use their hearts. Men's eyes depend on radiation, while women's hearts depend on conduction. Men chase women quickly, but the result is often that after a storm comes a calm, women chasing men are slowly infiltrating, but they can drop water and wear away stones. Men become very painful after falling in love, and women become very nervous after falling in love. Women long for each other's naked hearts, while men long for each other's naked bodies. Hehe, on Valentine's Day, you can say: I'll take it off first, whatever. -Yang Shitou

32. In the workplace, too many people can't tell what an ideal is and what a dream is. Ideal is a rational dream, which needs to be completed step by step in the process of realization. And this, many young people can not do. -Yang Shitou

33. Spring is crying in your throat, and listening to Wang Feng sing, what you feel is nothing more than the murmur and passion of a young artist. When the two migrant workers complained by moaning and shouting, their inner shock was lasting, because there were no heroes in this vain society, and the heroes were all covered under the national flag and posted on the wall on the right side of the court gate. -Yang Shitou

34, like water 21-don't lose face. Pour it out after washing, or make it into fine tea. He is covered in water. 2- Willing to live in a lower position, but ambitious. Water flows downwards, and if it flows downwards, it flows downwards. You didn't notice where he was aiming, but in the end, you were surprised to find that he flowed into the sea; 3- Self-purification. No matter what pollution, give him enough time and he will purify himself. Heavier than he is, lighter than he floats. Restore your purity. Think again-Yang Shitou

35. I saved the third contestant for the last one (actually, it shouldn't be). Maybe I will recommend a car beauty company, but on one condition: sell the car and talk about marriage three years later: because he simply doesn't understand that marriage is a commitment of years of responsibility, not a wedding scene, but a long-term burden. Give yourself to your career and carry your family on your shoulders. I don't think he will accept it. In fact, he should ask. -Yang Shitou

36. With a nonsense attitude, facing a fucking life, the more festivals people have, the more lonely some people feel. Stone suggestion: If you can't hold the sand, just lift it up. True love is sometimes like a UFO. You have all heard of it, but you have never seen it. The more you talk, the more free and easy it is, just like a woman can't find a real boyfriend, so she can only tell her fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no such man in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life ...-Yang Shitou.

Don't make any decisions when you are sad. When you are in a bad mood, talk as little as possible. 2- Don't think about the same problem over and over again, and don't put all your feelings on one person. 3- Negative emotions are normal, but you should know that this is only a small part of life. The rest of the time, try to calm down your emotions. 4- You don't have that many audiences, so don't be so tired.

38. Romance means buying food and bringing roses back. The so-called misfortune is to watch a beautiful woman hit a telephone pole; The so-called luck is to look at the telephone pole, but bump into a beautiful woman; The so-called flower heart is the mood of wanting to eat cake after having bread; The so-called loyalty is to clean up mobile phone text messages and incoming calls before going to work; The so-called affair is to sneak out of the besieged city and jump into the trap.

39. The advice of the stone veteran: Let yourself mature. The third step1-Although it is difficult to live alone, you must learn to be alone and not rely on others. This is to prevent you from doing well when everyone around you is leaving. There will never be someone you can't live without, and there is nothing you can't give up. People who don't give up may give up on you first. 2- Everything is ready, and the flowers will bloom naturally.-Just work hard, and when the flowers will bloom will be arranged by God. -Yang Shitou

There is an unwritten rule in mountaineering that the person who climbs the mountain first has the responsibility to leave some road signs, whether he knows it or not. -Yang Shitou

4 1, don't take others' good feelings for you as respect, and regard respect as recognition. This is irrational and immature for a professional. -Yang Shitou

42. Feelings will precipitate and feelings will disappear. The foundation of feelings actually comes from friendship. If you don't take the initiative to establish a common goal with each other, share the responsibility and walk through the storm together, you will only feel a little. No matter how good this feeling or self-feeling is, it will dissipate with time, and it will fool you and others. As the saying goes: when goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in the eyes of the human eye? -Yang Shitou

43. A man should enjoy loneliness and look like a gentleman, even if you are not.

44. Look back and move forward. There is a high platform area in front of the French window, which is called "thinking over the cliff", but it is not a wall, but a noisy street scene and stormy sunshine outside the window. What I want to tell myself and everyone is: be lonely, do things, and stand up to the wind and rain. Who hasn't made mistakes in our growing journey? Nothing wrong is a hypothesis, thinking is a maturity, and correction is a virtue of self-improvement and value growth. -Yang Shitou

45. I have met geniuses, and few of them are highly intelligent. What I have seen more often is that the subconscious thinks that it is a genius, regards strangeness as unique, and thinks that there is only one "two" between talent and genius. Talent is good, but genius is always a bit stupid. If you are often rejected by people around you. Think it over, is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet, or the failure to retain the ass. If you are really a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future!

46. Look and listen in the workplace: elegant people will know when they look back. Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps. Kind people know when they see a smile. A confident person can judge by looking into his eyes ... Although I was the first to turn off the lights, I am actually optimistic, just to impress his growth and for his long-term interests. People who lead troops should "show their affection." There is no need to tell TA for TA's sake. The blow is actually a strict expectation.

47. Buddhism is boundless because your thinking is limited and you can't jump out of this world because you don't know how big the world is. Once you know it, you go beyond it. Maybe everyone thought that the world existed for him when he was born. When he found that he was wrong, he began to grow up. People who can't be grandchildren are not qualified to be grandfathers.

48. Advice from a stone veteran: Let yourself grow up-1- Don't make any decisions when you are sad, and talk as little as possible when you are negative. 2. Don't think about the same problem over and over again, and don't put all your feelings on one person. 3. Negative emotions are normal, but you should know that this is only a small part of life. The rest of the time, try to calm down your emotions. 4. You don't have that many audiences, so don't be so tired ...-Yang Shitou.

49. No matter how young you are now, getting old is a compulsory course in life, but whether you are eager to mature is an elective course in life. Try to make the psychological age exceed the physiological age, five years old. You will win more opportunities and more spectral modes. Only when you look at the present from yourself five years later, will you not worry about the vague future, but only work hard for the clear present. -Yang Shitou of the Wisdom Cube

50. The brand journey of keeping pace with the times is nothing so-called classic, but it will change with the times and precipitate the spirit. This is the classic packaging of Coca-Cola, from left to right:1899–1900–1915–1916–1957–/. (1899, that is, the twenty-five years of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty! )-Yang Shitou

5 1. The attitude of employing people in enterprises is: at the age of 20, see if this person can teach, and at the age of 30, see if this person can boast. -Yang Shitou of the Wisdom Cube

52. The advice of the stone veteran: Let yourself mature. Step 2: 1. Don't underestimate anyone Be gentle and don't lose your temper at will. Nobody owes you anything. 2- Be prepared for the best and the worst. 3- Don't be jealous of others' achievements. You may really pay more than you, but you don't see any games you can't play, and the people who play them are very tired. 4- Sit on the bench patiently, shine by yourself, and don't expect others to polish you-Yang Shitou.

53. Who is the legendary genius? I have met geniuses, few of whom are highly intelligent. What I know better is that the subconscious thinks that it is a genius, that strangeness is unique, and that there is only one "two" between talent and genius. Talent is good, but genius is always a bit stupid. If you are often rejected by people around you. Think about it carefully, the departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet. I still haven't left my ass. If you are really a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future! -Yang Shitou

54. The discipline of single men is1-men should enjoy loneliness and look like a gentleman, even if you are not. 2- If you don't have talent, you must have boldness of vision. If you don't have a good appearance, you must learn to have taste. 3- Career is far more important than love. If the cause can't last forever, then love can only be a flash in the pan. Only when you have strength can you have charm. 4- Talking too much about love will make people feel tired and belittled. Learn to play dumb, learn to ignore, and learn to be patient. -Yang Shitou

55. What is coincidence? Leslie Cheung's inner senses committed suicide by jumping off a building, and he really committed suicide by jumping off a building the next year; Mi Xueer and her father-in-law Bu held a ghost wedding in Ji, and the next year she really married her boyfriend. Tian Liang and Guo Jingjing advertised "Liang Jingjing has a bright head" together, and really broke up the next year; Sebrina held a divorce ceremony in If You Are the One 2, and the next year she really got divorced ... I often think that whoever calls will come. What about you? -Yang Shitou

56. The real advice of the stone In fact, I suggest that you don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It is emotion that makes women forget, and it is emotion that makes men forget. Feelings will precipitate with time, and feelings will disappear with time. At this time, don't ask for disappointment. It is better to leave some space for yourself, leave some space for each other, and leave some distance. Go home and write a poem with me: Goose, Goose, Goose, Cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot. Haha.-Yang Shitou

57. Today's college graduates are mostly enthusiastic and innocent. The choices and considerations they make now are more like professional dreamers and rational job seekers. Unrealistic fantasy is fatal to the workplace. -Yang Shitou

58. I suggest you stay away from Weibo. Weibo is a cup of poison, time is murder. Time is a dagger, but it hurts the mind. Thought is a prison, which imprisons the mind. The soul is a bowl of noodles, eating loneliness. Loneliness is a screen showing Weibo. Just like I don't use MSN and QQ, because that is the thief of time; It turns out that I am drinking poison now. -Yang Shitou

59. Look and listen in the workplace: elegant people will know when they look back. Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps. Kind people know when they see a smile. Confident people can tell by looking at their eyes. Although I was the first to turn off the light, I actually like it just to give it a mark of growth and for its long-term interests. People who lead troops should "show their affection." There is no need to tell TA for TA's sake. The blow is actually a strict expectation. -Yang Shitou

60. Who is more charitable than who? In charity in Chinese mainland, you will find that the poor donate money out of emotion, while the rich donate money out of reason. The poor hand in hand and heart to heart; Rich people donate money, and what they get back is fame (so-called China's first goodness and the hype of naked donation 30 years later, etc.). ), and finally converted into profits. In human nature without faith, once the poor become rich, the first thing to do is to say goodbye to the poor. -Yang Shitou

6 1. In the choice of working methods, men pay attention to atmosphere, while women pay attention to details. -Yang Shitou

62. The future is here. Where are you? No matter how young you are now, getting old is a compulsory course in life, but whether you mature quickly is an elective course in life. Try to make the psychological age exceed the physiological age, five years old. You will win more opportunities and more spectral modes. Only when you look at the present from yourself five years later, will you not worry about the vague future, but only work hard for the clear present. (More mature people will miss you now for ten years)-Yang Shitou

63. Green Collar When my friend told me about the current investment trend in agriculture, I thought that farmers should be called "green collars" in the future: people who are committed to environmental protection and healthy agriculture in cities. Benefits of being a green collar: 1, no need to worry about industrial accidents; 2, don't worry about air conditioning disease; 3. Don't worry about discipline inspection; You don't have to spend the weekend. And keep up with the social trend. For example, a vegetable seller said on the collar: It is not easy to sell more cucumbers to couples these days. -Yang Shitou

64. As a player, you should think of yourself as a career warrior when you come in. The value of soldiers is reflected by themselves, and the value of men and women is felt by others. You should sharpen your knife often. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. The previous step is nothing, and the next step is nothing. Soldiers and brave people have roads under their feet. A wise man knows which way is the best. You should listen to Mr. Pan Geli more often. )

65. Career is far more important than love. If the cause can't last forever, then love can only be a flash in the pan. Only when you have strength can you have charm.

66. You can't jump out of this world because you don't know how big it is. Once you know it, you go beyond it. Maybe everyone thought that the world existed for him when he was born. When he found that he was wrong, he began to grow up. People who can't be grandchildren are not qualified to be grandfathers.

67. The rigid hype of CCTV Spring Festival Evening occupied the time point of family reunion, and the people formed a group inertia (boring to watch, but worried about missing something), so the host said cliches, the actors said nonsense, and the enterprises said bullshit. It is suggested to break the monopoly and let all local TV stations and networks stage the Spring Festival Gala. At least in addition to the above three words, you can also see stars talking nonsense, lunatics talking malicious words and poor people talking angry words. -Yang Shitou