The most shocking sentence

1, talent and genius are just a "two". Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

3, humble surface, cover up the inner metamorphosis.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

Chopin, I'll give you two dollars if you pop out my sadness.

6. I am embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

7. Some people are like this. When they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspit.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

9. It is a truth to pick up a penny for the police uncle on the roadside. But the change of ten dollars is beyond the scope of principle.

10, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart!

1 1, since I got mental illness, my spirit has improved a lot!

12, doomsday. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

13, if you bother again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

14, women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, the other is to spend as much as possible.

15, my signature is very expensive, especially on the check!

16, I admire myself so much, sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

17. Format yourself just to delete you.

18, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench because: I am undercover!

19, I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you want to hear.

20. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

2 1, people can't be too square or too round, one will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

22. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

24. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

25. The elder sister is the elder sister and has never been surpassed!

26. I never lie, except this sentence.

27. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

28. It is difficult to sell more cucumbers to couples now.

29. Don't cry at my grave, it defiles my path of reincarnation.

30. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

3 1, the population is heavy, and it is planned to ban coke and drink urgent syrup instead.

32. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

34, life is like a play, all by acting.

35. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

37. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

38. The oath is just a slip of the tongue!

39. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

40. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

4 1. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

42. Only mom is good and dad is good.

43, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

44. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

45. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

After 46 and 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70 …

Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

48. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

49. I treat money like dirt. My dad treats me like a septic tank.

50. The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.

5 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

52, don't use 0,5 thinking to manage this 2,0 world!

53. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

54. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

55. Just when I stressed the need to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

56. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

57. Life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.

58. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

59. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

60. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

6 1, honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

62. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people-

63. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

64. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

65. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

66. I'm not RMB. How can anyone love me?

67, for your Audi, my Dior, we have to refuel!

68. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

69. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

70. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

7 1, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

72. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle!

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

74. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

75. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When you are old, the mirror is flat.

77. I was caught out before I had time to flirt.

78, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love ... Lala.

79. Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

80, who is whose husband, are all fucking temporary workers.

8 1, nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

82. What's unhappy recently? Say it and make everyone happy!

83, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

85. My heart is broken and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

86. I feel relieved to know that you are not doing well. ...

87. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

88. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor!

89. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

90. I never bully the weak-I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

9 1, calcium deficiency in childhood, lack of love in adulthood.

92. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

93. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

94. I am nostalgic-because I can't see the future.

95, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

97. The world belongs to us and our sons, but it ultimately belongs to our children and grandchildren.

98. A strong person is not without tears, but can run forward with tears in his eyes.

99. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

100 There is a person who will never know that you are his father if you don't CTM.

10 1, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

102, get to the point directly, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

103, I'm still young and need advice, but I don't need your advice …

104, a "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.