Six-person fortune-telling sketch _ Six-person fortune-telling sketch

Recommend a funny sketch suitable for six people to perform.

Recommend a funny sketch suitable for six people to perform and a batch of multi-person sketch scripts suitable for the company's annual meeting, all of which are social hotspots and hilarious jokes of 20 12. The performance forms are different, such as cake cutting, aircraft carrier style, horseback riding, are you happy, master Shen Yan, Zhen Xuan style, good voice of China, temporary workers, leather shoes capsules, plasticizers, Taobao style, Diaoyu Island and other popular elements.

News tilt, happy style, complete script of the Eight Immortals New Year, please ask.

What funny sketches are suitable for performances by more than ten people? /kloc-A 0/3-year-old son said to his mother, "Someone praised you today."

Mother asked excitedly, "Who? How to praise me? "

The son said, "When our classmates saw you, they said to me,' Your grandmother is so young.'

Please recommend a funny sketch that is suitable for people around 10 to touch their wives' breasts at night.

I can't help but sigh: Wife, when the children grow up, I will be old, and you will still be like eighteen ninety-nine.

The wife was overjoyed: so tender?

Me: With so much cooperation ...

Find a funny sketch suitable for 5 to 6 boys to perform! Fool, when you go to school, go to Baidu video search and learn to practice.

Are there any sketches suitable for six people to perform? School teacher: Hey, kid, what's your name? Student: I don't remember. Teacher: Come here and let me test you. (Holding out a finger) What is this? Student: Fried dough sticks. . Teacher: (two fingers) What is this? Student: Two fried dough sticks ... Teacher: (five fingers) What is this? Student: A fried dough stick ... Teacher: Alas! Study hard: "A thousand grandchildren, Zhao Li!" (shaking his head) Student: Qiansun Zhaoli (then shaking his head) Teacher: Qiansun Zhaoli! Student: Qian Sun Zhao Li ... Teacher, I feel dizzy ... Teacher: Oh, you turned in the other direction! Zhou Wuwang! Student: Wu Zhou Zheng Wang ... (Half a turn counterclockwise, usually clockwise) Teacher: What's on it? Student: Above ... is the roof ... Teacher: Oh, I just taught you! Student: I just forgot (with crying voice) Teacher: Get back together! Student: I completely forgot! Teacher: Qian Sun Zhao Li! Student: Zhao .. Sun Li. Teacher: Where is the money? Student: It's all spent. Teacher: I spent all my money! Student: I have spent all my money selling fried dough sticks. Teacher: I am so angry. Let me explain to you: this Zhao is Miss Zhao, and I (with my finger) am Miss Zhao Student: I ((with my finger) am Miss Zhao: I am Miss Zhao! Student: I'm Miss Zhao. . . Teacher: You are Miss Zhao (pointing to the front). Student: I'm Miss Zhao. Teacher: Aren't you stupid? Money is teaching money. Student: Oh. Hey? How to return it? You are cheating money! Teacher: Sun is a little grandson, but he is unreasonable at school. Zhou is preserved egg porridge, I am afraid of lawlessness, Zheng is immoral, and Wang is the king in his hands! Student: It's a big tiger! Teacher: Can you recite it? Student: Teacher, I can't do it. I can do it backwards. Teacher: Then recite it. Student: Big tiger, immoral and lawless preserved egg porridge, little grandson makes trouble without reason, and it is Teacher Zhao who cheats money! A short period, which can be extended by itself.

The sketch suitable for the company's New Year's Eve party makes us unhappy. It's all trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't hide a fly.

Help find a sketch suitable for six people. Funny Xiaoling should sleep on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (Iverson:-What? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-mmm!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Scores! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Teacher: The exam time is two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as a guard ― unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you are only * * beautiful?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two ―― too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To study advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling: Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Wu:-Physical principles.

Teacher: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Teacher: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes.

Teacher: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Teacher: ... you go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Teacher: Why?

Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

Five people made a curtain call on the same stage.

Whose sketch lines are funny and few words? Two people have been performing A for a long time. Where have you been?

I went to Iceland.

A What did you do in Iceland?

Go to my aunt's house.

Which two aunts are you?

B: Hawaii and Karamay.

Who are there in your aunt's family?

That's my uncle, Kharkov of Yugoslavia. Four cousins and four cousins.

Which four cousins?

Second cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand and fourth cousin Newfoundland.

What are the four cousins?

Second cousin Mexico, second cousin Morocco, third cousin Monaco, fourth cousin.

Santiago.

A How did you go to Iceland?

B I will go to Los Angeles first, then Panama and Rome, and then transfer to the Arctic Ocean.

The sledges pulled by these four sheep in the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean are new.

Edgar Allan Poe and Kuala Lumpur will go home soon. This is Dominica, Madagascar,

Jamaica.

A What were you wearing when you went?

B I wear Altai Mountain, Tianshan Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Wangdi Mountain and Tanggula Mountain.

The Himalayas also pass through Qilian Mountain, Bayan Kara, Hengduan Mountain and Yinshan Mountain.

Mountain, Helan Mountain, Liupanshan Mountain, Qionglai Mountain, Daxue Mountain, Daliangshan Mountain and Taihang Mountain.

Mountain, Daba Mountain, Dalou Mountain, Dabie Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain, Hundred Thousand Mountains, China

Mount Tai, Songshan, Hengshan, Yushan and Alishan are covered with a long white coat.

Mountain (speaking faster and faster in one breath)

Jiahao! You have put on enough clothes. What pants are you wearing?

B Baku.

What hat are you wearing?

B No hat, Baotou.

What does your aunt cook for you? .

Zhuzhou, Guangzhou, Suzhou, Changzhou, Hangzhou, Xuzhou and Liuzhou, which B is more expensive?

Country, Antarctica. Europe, ...

A why do you eat porridge when you have nothing to do?

B yes. Hamburg, Cape Verde, Cape York, Cape Horn and Cape of Good Hope.

What do you have?

B There are Java, Helsinki, Egypt, Baoji, Yanzi Rock, Uruguay and Pakistan.

Lagui, Jordan, Dachaidan, Xiaochaidan, Dayu, Xinyu. (Stretch your neck.

Yo! )

A what's wrong?

B fish card, tea card. Yuci, ruin me, Spain and Senegal.

First, be careful. How is this dish cooked?

B Peru, London, Washington, Wellington.

What is this way of eating? There is plenty of food. What kind of fruit do you have?

B Hungary, Austria, Italy and Congo; Take it to Niagara.

Melon, Paris, Changli, Great Barrier Reef, Portugal. We ate until the big day.

Black.

A, turn on the light.

No. Is catching up with Myanmar.

A. what should I do if I catch the power outage?

B Then I ordered, Greece, Sumatra, and I continued to eat.

Come on, stop eating, you're full.

Of course. Look at my stomach, Mongolia. Feel the heart, Inner Mongolia. I support it.

I really didn't want to move and fell asleep.

This promise. Where do you sleep?

B Nagoya. I said there, Jerusalem. My aunt paved Pakistan for me,

Palestine built Sarajevo for me again, and finally gave me Wuhan. I

I broke out in Afghanistan, Birmingham and Charkhan.

Are there any sketches for six people suitable for the elderly? Two orioles sing green willows and a row of egrets fly to the sky.

My window framed the snow-covered western hills. My door often says "goodbye" to ships sailing eastward.

1 1, fisherman Zhang

In front of Mount Cisse, egrets fly freely, plump mandarin fish swim happily on the river, and peaches floating on the water are so bright and full.

An old man in the bank, wearing a green bamboo hat raincoat and a green raincoat, braved the wind and rain and fished leisurely. He was fascinated by the beautiful spring scenery and didn't even go home in the rain.

Comic cross talk or sketch is suitable for 4-6 people to perform. Thank you for your cross talk. King Kong pushes rock and roll: (A, B and C come on stage at the same time, C stands in the middle, and A is on the right) B This time, the three of us will have a cross talk. C: What shall we say? B I will give you an idea, and you two will follow. What is A talking about? B Let's talk about Jin'gangtui Rock Rock once, also called 128 leg. How do you call C 128 legs? For example, an object, whether it is food, food or use, must have four legs. For example, there is such a mountain, of course, it has no legs, and you can't walk around it all over the street! A: Yes! For example, this mountain is called "Niutou Mountain". How many legs does a cow have? C has four legs. From now on, you are not allowed to leave the cow. You two count. A and C. B have such a mountain ... A and C have four legs. What temples are there on Mount B? A and c have four legs. What gods are there in Temple B? A and c have four legs. What trees are there in front of B Temple? A and c have four legs. What bird is landing on the B tree? A and c have four legs. B What fruit is there in the bird's mouth? A and c have four legs. What bridge did B cross down the hill from? A and c have four legs. B where are you going? A and c have four legs. Who is at home? A and c have four legs. B call the door. Who opened the door? A and c have four legs. What is given in B? Sit down. A and c have four legs. B what story did you tell when you sat down? A and c have four legs. What's B's food? A and c have four legs. What's B's drink? A and c have four legs. What did b give you? A and c have four legs. B that's it. A and c have four legs. (on purpose) You two. A and c have four legs. B, booing? A and c have four legs. B, is it over? You got it? A and c have understood. B Then I'll say it first, then you (referring to C) and then you (nailing) finally. C: What mountain did you say first? Erlongshan. One, you wait. Dragons have no legs, dragons have claws. b？ Where does that paw grow? A is on the leg. B it's true. What temples are there on Mount C? B "Dragon King" Temple. What are the gods in Temple C? B "Dragon King". What trees are there in front of Temple C? B "dragon" claw locust. What bird is landing on the C tree? "Dragon" kite. What fruit does C bird have in its mouth? "Dragon" national source. Which bridge did C take down the mountain? Clear the "dragon" bridge. Oh, Beijing North! Where are you going? B "Dragon" Fu Temple. Oh, Beijing! Whose home? The old "dragon" home. C hundred family names don't have this name! This is a foreign surname. C, um, the other surname is here. Who opened the door? B "deaf" c deaf? So he can't hear you when you call? B Oh ... yes, someone who is not deaf told him. C, this is ridiculous. He also told the deaf to open the door. Won't he open the door? What a clever trick! What are you doing here? "dragon" wharf C hey! Dragon shield! What to drink? "Dragon" well tea. What bowl? Group b "dragon" covers the bowl. What did C give you? "Dragon" egg cake. C didn't marry, where did the Longfeng cake come from? B Yes, I got it from a girl next door. C, look at this ingenuity! So what story did you tell? B "Long Tu Gong An". Oh, it's Bao Gong An. Is he happy? Le Yi. What money did C give? B make long money. Hey! All this money must have holes. Line c! I really didn't ask you a short question b, alas! I quit. It's your turn (pointing to C)! What is your mountain? My Shouyang Mountain. B Oh, Boyi and Shu Qi starved to death in shouyangshan because they didn't eat Zhou family meals. What temples are there on the mountain? The temple imitated by C "Yang". What gods are there in Temple B? C "Yang" follows suit. What trees are there in front of B Temple? C big leaf "Yang". What bird is landing on the B tree? Hu Ba Ra (Shrike). There is no "sheep" in Ebara! C, "foreign" Hubala! B "foreign" Hubala! What's in your mouth? C "sheep" head. B sheep head? Can a bird's beak hold a big sheep's head? C small "sheep" head. What a shame! C apples. B apples don't have "sheep" C "foreign" apples B Hey! Add a "foreign". Which bridge did you go down from? "Foreign" grey bridge. B where are you going? "Yang" road. Who is at home? C "yang" home. Who opened the door for you? Aunt C "Yang". Let me in. What did you give me? Chair C Chair B Chair There is no "sheep" C foreign chair. What would you like to drink? "Sheep" milk. What bowl did b make for you? What does C "foreign" porcelain bowl B give you to eat? C bread. B There is no "sheep" in bread. C and b "foreign" snacks. B I know this. What story did you tell them? C "Yang Jiajiang". Are they happy? Bingle is very happy. What did b give you? C gave ten large pieces of foreign currency. B foreign money has no eye! C, I'll chisel it now! Can you give me some silver slag? Did B (Nail) ask you? You both said it. Is it my turn to talk? B ok, you go ahead. What mountain? My duck chicken mountain. C, no! ? Font color="#006699 "> What's the significance? /p & gt； Yes, are there no other chickens? Oh, let's go. What temple? Jiayaji Temple. What gods are there in Temple B? Otsuichi's family has a duck and a chicken. B I knew it was this hand! Did you give it? Font color="#006699 "> Jiayin (5) is resistant to going back to Mukan, why not go back to Yesang? /p & gt； A horse, Anshan. Oh, Yu Boya broke the piano. What temples are there on the mountain? A "horse" temple. What gods are there in Temple B? A "horse" report B ok! Three eyes! What trees are there in front of the temple? A large-leaved "horse-tailed" pine poplar. Couple b is here! What bird is landing on the tree? A horse osprey. Oh, the yellow-bellied horse. What fruit is there in Darkmouth? A "horse" rushes to B: Why? A tied his sheep's head (pointing to C). No. Why bother when the sheep's head is gone? You have to find another one! Jiazao! B "jujube" has no "horse"! A: Yes, "Ma" tooth dates. C "foreign" apple B is coming again! Let you do small business? Which bridge did you go down from? A horse-shaped stone bridge. B where are you going? Jiasi "Ma" Road. Who is at home? Jia Lao's "horse" home. B call the door. Who opened the door? A "horse" big brother. Let me in. What did you give me? A toilet. What did b give you to drink? A kind of horse urine. What did b give you to eat? A piece of horse manure! What is this? You can listen to how famous artists perform. Tinks. /searches.asp？ Music & ampq=%BD%F0%B8%D5%CD%C8