What funny movies, stories, jokes, short films, elephants and so on. Please, God.

1 Two dung beetles discuss the lottery A: If I win the grand prize, I will buy all the toilets in 50 miles of Fiona Fang, and then say: You are so vulgar every day! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day. One day, a mother-in-law was sitting in the middle of the car, and she didn't know the way. Her mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this driver? Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid, begging him: let me go, don't roast me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily: Take the exam. Then this man roasted the squid. What is that man doing? He's shaking. He's cold. A: Oh, shivering doesn't mean cold. A sausage was locked in the refrigerator and felt very cold. Then he looked at the other one next to him and said, look at you, frozen like this. You are covered in ice. The other said, I'm sorry. It's cold. Another sausage said in surprise, huh? How can you talk like a sausage? 7. I had my hair cut. When I got to school the next day, the students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite. Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. He cried and cried and flew for 8 1 day. Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a drive, and the car was almost out of gas, so they went to refuel. Suddenly a gust of wind blew away her boyfriend's hat. Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her, I'll get my hat, and you help me refuel. Let's go One day, a girl went to tell her fortune and saw that she had a tattoo. She said your boyfriend's name was Liang Xiao. You see the girl with angry eyes and say: This is hate 10. An orangutan walked through the Woods and accidentally picked up the feces of a gibbon. The kind orangutan cleaned up the ape's feces, and soon they fell in love. Someone asked you how you got together. The orangutan replied: it's ape dung (fate)11MM. I got lost in the university and met a gentle professor mm: Excuse me, how can I teach at xx University? Only by studying hard can I play with penguins and pluck all my hair. After pulling it out, I said to the polar bear, it's so cold. I also pulled out all the hair on my body and turned to the penguin and said, it's really cold. 13 ants go to the desert. Why didn't I leave footprints? There is only one line left. Answer: Because it rides a bike, ants come home from the desert. It didn't inform anyone. But his family knew he was back. Why? A: I saw his bike parked downstairs 14. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua: Do you know music? Xiaohua: Yes, Xiao Ming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: piano 15. A pair of corn fell in love. So they decided to get married on the wedding day. Corn can't find a wife. Corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses. 16 The little penguin asked his grandmother one day: Grandma, am I a penguin? "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father, Dad, Dad, am I a penguin? "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " But, but why do I feel so cold? "17 The director and the section chief farted in the elevator and said to the section chief, You farted. The section chief said: It didn't take long to fart. The reason why the section chief was dismissed is that you can't afford a fart. Why do you need 18? A woman trembled when she met a robber. She said: I just graduated from X school and didn't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried after listening. " Sister, me too. The host of 19 asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: For example, the eagle burst into tears: That year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree. Later, there was an owl 20. He has a bad stomach. He came to the hospital to see a doctor and said, What shall I eat, watermelon and cucumber? The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, I think you have to eat.