I want Liu Bei's jokes. There are a few, the more the better.

1 One day, Cao Cao, Zhuge Sunliang and Liu Quanbei flew in.

Suddenly something happened to the plane.

You have to parachute, but there are only three parachutes on the plane.

So Zhuge Liang said that he wanted to ask everyone a question.

You can take a parachute if you get it right, but you can't take it if you get it wrong.

Three people agreed.

So he asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?"

Liu Bei answered that one.

Zhuge Liang nodded

Liu Bei jumped out of the plane with a parachute.

Then Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Sun Quan said one

Zhuge Liang nodded again and Sun Quan parachuted.

Then Zhuge Liang asked Cao Cao, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Cao Cao was dumbfounded at once.

Fortunately, Cao Cao was killed and fell into the water to save his life.

A few days later they flew again.

It happened that the plane had an accident again. More coincidentally, there were only three parachutes.

So Zhuge Liang went wrong as usual.

Ask Liu Bei: "What was the battle two years ago?"

Liu Bei thought of a simple "Makino War"

Zhuge Liang nodded and Liu Bei parachuted.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in the battle of Makino?"

Sun Quan's simple idea is "30,000 to 40,000 people"

Zhuge Liang nodded and Sun Quan jumped under an umbrella.

Cao Cao, remember this. Haha, Zhuge Liang, you are in trouble.

If you want me to know about Gu Xiao's military today, what do I not know?

Who knows Zhuge Liang asked Cao Cao, "What are the names of those dead soldiers?"

Cao Cao was in a coma.

I have to jump by myself again.

I finally fell into the water and saved my life.

Speaking of the third time, four people flew.

I had an accident and needed to jump off the plane.

Zhuge Liang is waiting to speak.

Cao Cao thought, if you want to insult me again, you might as well jump yourself.

So he jumped off the plane.

As a result, Zhuge Liang's voice came from above. "Meng De, I just want to tell you that there are four parachutes on this plane!" Sun asked Liu to go to the orchard and let them choose a fruit. If they can't hold it with their buttocks, they will be killed. Liu Xuanping was killed without holding the fruit. Just as he was holding the second one, the grapes were crushed. When he arrived in the underworld, the terrifying asked Guan why he smiled and said, I saw Zhang Xuan choose a durian.