What funny lyrics are there in Minnan?

Ahua prepares programs for the school party and gets up in the morning to practice reading poems.

Dad Ahua came over: Brother Monkey died, at seven or eight in the morning, with his back against the wood. Are you running the third primary school?

Annoyed, Ahua replied: Recitation (refreshing)!

Dad flew into a rage: Devil Show, Behring taught you a good lesson today.

Two.

Nurse: "Hello, Aber, I'm a mutual death (nursing department) student.

Abreu: "What about me! 」

Nurse: "After graduation, I will become practical nurse." . 」

One day, the nurse saw that Abreu couldn't breathe, so she quickly brought an oxygen mask.

Nurse: "Aber, I know you are very sad. I will exchange your courage (oxygen) and enjoy it. " 」

Later, Abreu's wife rushed to the hospital.

Grandma: "Nurse, where is my wife? 」

The nurse pointed to the operating room and said, "I just buried (carried) it." 」

Grandma: "My wife blare"

Nurse: "Don't be sad. You can go to the coffin room next door later. "

An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the young lady, "What's your stove?" ?

The young lady said, Do you want to exercise or barbecue?

Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair.