Humor of Short Sentences in Shenping Copy

Humor (selected 85 sentences) 1. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm unhappy. Because I want to laugh when you laugh, and I'm embarrassed, you know. I really want to count the stars with you, but your IQ is too low to count the moon. In ancient times, it was good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god and a demon. In modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a neuropathy. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you. 6. sauerkraut has long hair. What will happen if you eat it? 7. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly! Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you. 9. I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing my ass off! 10. The neighbors downstairs complained that I threw dirty things, which was really funny. Should I wash it before throwing it? 1 1. Professional likes for 20 years, send something once every second, and the likes you have clicked can go around the world more than 20,000 times. 12. Although I don't have a trip that just goes away, I have a body shape that says I am fat! 13. Eighty percent of boys don't know why girls are angry. 14. Because when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When you get old, the mirror will always be flat! 15. "Drinking a glass of lemonade often makes your skin white and bright ~"16. Fun is fun, but it costs a little money. God's comment: what a suck! Unqualified gadgets 17. Drinking more hot water during physiological period is really useless 18. It's gold. I'll spend it all the time. 19. Q: What animal in the world can't swim? 20. Sleep instructions: I will get up tomorrow. 2 1. How do you say four great inventions in English? 22. Send messages, text and care. 23. Nowadays, girls are really good at pretending. Last night, they got together with some colleagues in KTV. Finally, when they left, the goddess said that she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you got drunk after drinking the fucking juice. . 24. I fell in love with you as soon as your mouth pouted. 25. Send a greeting "The teacher has worked hard". A simple greeting contains my deepest respect. 26. Where is the boundary between the first half and the second half? 27. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others? I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. The paper is short and sentimental, without too many ripples. My stories are all about you. It doesn't matter how I fell in love with him and decided to go home with him and give up everything I have. This is a short story. I can't finish the lawsuit. When I was young, my story was still about you. 29. If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone. 30. I am not your dog. I don't need to look at your face to get the bone I want. 3 1. Don't ask me what the criteria for being handsome are, okay? Look at me and you will know! 32. I look back on it just as Columbus discovered the New World. 33. Brother, don't think that there are only one yuan and five yuan denominations. You are a little afraid of your wife! That's hilarious. 34. If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream. 35. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that. 36. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing. 37. Once I watched someone propose, I asked my friend why he proposed on one knee. 38. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave. 39. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't want to go out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people. 40. If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today! 4 1. Give yourself an English name, called Pressure Mountain. 42. I thought it was bronze at first, but I didn't expect it to be king. 43. I praised a man who fell without hesitation! 44. How can my boyfriend/girlfriend inadvertently see this video! 45. This laughter can't be laughed for years without asthma. /This laughter has something to do with my kettle boiling. /I laughed at the mask directly! 46. It seems that I can only come to see Tik Tok at noon, because I will die laughing here sooner or later! 47. Can you draw a halberd with Tian Fang, peel a pear for me, or smash a walnut with a decree? It is really impossible to give me an answer directly with high-voltage lines or relieve my boredom. 48. Don't throw away the derailed wife, stick the egg liquid, wrap the bread crumbs and fry until golden. Lao Wang next door is crying. 49. Young man, if you are kidnapped, blink. 50. You are not a fuel-efficient lamp, and 200 people are beautiful! 5 1. I'm not afraid of BMW Land Rover, but I'm afraid there are letters under Volkswagen. 52. Other people's xxx has never let me down! 53. saliva is used to count money, not to reason. Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have. When there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if you are dissatisfied with the wind and rain in the city, you feel sorry for the audience. 56. I won't tell you, you killed him and didn't threaten me! 57. Insole brand Marmor, shameless feet. 58. Give me a foothold, and I will drive my neighbor's car into the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me. 59. I am still young and need some advice. But you don't have to point the finger at me, okay? 60. You spoke ill of me and thought it was cooking. Can you stop embellishing it? 6 1. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to restaurants to eat wild vegetables. 62. I never write cursive, but I can write fake words! 63. Erection is not a radical cure, but it is absolutely impossible without erection! 64. Women prefer two kinds of flowers in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible! 65. Even if you are famous and happy, I will move on. 66. Goose, cut your neck with a knife, pluck your hair and add water, and make a fire to cover the pot! 67. Why doesn't the government use your face to study bulletproof vests? 68. Is an adult a dung ball that was trampled to death by a little novice monk raised by a mentally retarded Huashan blade master? 69. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun. 70. You always say that others are pretending to be forced, and you are not even pretending to be forced. 7 1. I hate you not because I don't want to remember you. 72. Confucius said: Journey to the West is the Monkey King's madness in chanting incantations. 73. Others laugh at me for being too emotional, and I laugh at others for being closed. 74. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving and turning. 75. Singing nervously to the computer, the computer crashed after singing. 76. Book me two tickets to heaven. I will personally find Yue Lao and ask him to take me along the red line. 77. I am actually handsome from one angle, but you didn't find it. 78. Friendship is not made by wine, but can be remembered by wine! If you don't pretend to be B, we can still be friends. 79. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable. 80. My money, though not blown by the strong wind, is like the wind. 8 1. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay. 82. I saw a girl's notebook full of my name before. At first, I thought she liked me. I didn't know she was a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection until the class meeting the next day. Let's feed Gexing cough syrup together, so that it won't get sick often. 84. I just went to Tianqiao to tell my fortune. The fortune teller read my palm, then my face, and suddenly knelt on the ground and said, Is that you, Your Highness? 85. Maybe I can meet someone better, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall falling from the sky, 360 degrees deafening. I really can't see anything except you.