Animals are worse than jokes.

Animals are worse than jokes. Story 1: Twenty-four female weaknesses

The first address of women is "dear-you-you", and men are from strong to weak. When you meet her, say, "Can I call you you in the future?" Maybe she will feel strange for a while, but this is a language that can stimulate women's love. The second theory is that women are generally weak in theory, so women will be very good at men who are good at numbers and physics and chemistry. Talk about theoretical topics occasionally when you get along with your girlfriend, and she is likely to have a sense of respect for you.

The third kind of determination When facing a man, a woman's determination is always weak, even if it is a small matter, she often asks? A feminine point of view. It is precisely because of such indecision that a man with a mother-in-law can hardly become an ideal object for a woman.

The fourth hint is that women have a high degree of acceptance of hints. If someone told her that she was beautiful today, she probably really thought she was beautiful. Try to say to the woman you like: "I don't know why, but now I suddenly feel like an outsider!" "

Women in the fifth direction have a poor sense of direction. Take her to a place she is not familiar with, and she will hold you tightly and hold your hand slowly. If a woman can't go home alone, she must accompany her to send her home safely, which is more effective than pursuing language.

The sixth kind of mechanical ability is also the weak link of ordinary women. Men might as well try to repair electrical appliances such as telephones and video recorders, and show her your mechanical ability!

The seventh kind of baby is also one of the weaknesses of women. Women are more likely to have a good impression on men who like children. If a woman with a baby comes face-to-face, I believe your female companion will feel this warmth and will like you more and more at this time, Doby Baby.

White, round and bright women especially like "white, round and bright" things. Walking or dating in the moonlight with flowers in full bloom is a good choice.

The ninth secret is women's weakness. Women only tell secrets to very close friends. Now that she has told you the secret, they have positioned each other in the same consciousness. Don't ignore the use of this weakness. If it can be used in the way of pursuit, the effect is extraordinary.

The tenth kind of music is also a weakness. Jazz music can excite women. It is better to go to a concert or a concert than to take her to the movies. This tendency is especially obvious among young women.

The eleventh kind of sympathy is very easy for women to feel sympathy for things, and because of this, even men who don't like it will feel sympathy. Try to wait for the right woman without an umbrella in rainy days. I believe there will be some progress.

The twelfth magical word "marriage" is the most attractive word. However, don't cheat a woman's feelings with "marriage", it's too despicable. The premise of exploiting this weakness is "really planning to get married". If you have such a plan, you must make it clear as soon as possible, because a man's greatest failure is his belated emotional confession.

13 intellectual dialogue "It is better to praise a woman's appearance than her intellectuality". Just praising the appearance can't make all women happy. You can boast that "this is the first time in my life to chat with [like this]".

Fourteen-style rose bouquets and diamonds are weaknesses derived from women's vanity. Flowers are best roses or cattleya, and jewelry is best diamonds; Of course, if the economic situation permits.

Observing women's favorite colors is helpful for further understanding. Positive women prefer white, while women who prefer red to brown are cautious. Women who like yellow are bold. Women who prefer blue are more difficult to get along with and have uncertain personalities; If you associate with older women, try to choose women who like purple; Women who like black are more likely to accept sexual demands.

Seasonal women respond to seasons earlier than men. When pursuing women, remember that "clothing is an advanced solution".

Seventeen hairstyles are a weakness of women. If a woman's hairstyle is praised, she will be very happy. It will have a good effect to praise her hairstyle more.

This is the biggest weakness. You'd better make good use of this weakness and read your palm or face. Because you can touch each other's hands or faces through fortune telling. Have fun!

Touch here refers to the touch of hands and shoulders. We can find that men who are better at taking part in accidental amusement seem to impress women more, which is why.

The twentieth kind of soft feeling is aimed at women's psychological and emotional weaknesses. Most women like buildings with curved designs, and so do people and things. Women are more attracted to men who make people feel gentle.

Twenty-one horizontal writing is a weakness of women. All kinds of popular women's magazines are arranged horizontally. You can use some horizontal writing to communicate with women Don't forget-English is the standard horizontal writing.

Women pay attention to the cleanliness of pure white shirts and men. Please prepare a pure white shirt, a fresh and clean hairstyle and appropriate clothes, otherwise all pursuits will be impossible.

The voice of telephone number 23, a woman's ear will have a huge and rapid response to the bass. Even if there is friction between the two sides during the day, try to call her at night. Maybe everything will turn around. Remember! Men who talk too loudly are usually not the type that women appreciate.

After the 24th additional date, everyone will say goodbye, but if you hold her hand again, it may just be a friend's feeling. After this handshake, you will suddenly feel like a "couple". When you write a letter to a woman, you will add "I love you" at the end of the letter and write it twice. This kind of action will definitely make women move.

Beasts are worse than jokes. Story 2: thrilling. Registered letter

"Ding-dong! Ding Dong! 』

"who! 」

"Registered mail! 」

The clear voice from the intercom made me feel nervous and cold.

Dark prayer: "I hope it is different from the last letter!" " I took the letter from the postman trembling, and suddenly my heart sank, and my only hope was shattered! Typed envelopes, so that you can't recognize whose handwriting it is; Hard content, you can tell it's a photo by touching it.

"alas! This month, it is already the third letter! " I was weak and lazily tore open the seal and pulled out a clear photo and a piece of paper with the amount of money written on it. Although the amount is not large, the person in charge firmly grasps the handle and asks one after another, which really makes people gnash their teeth.

She is in the photo; Still charming, I fell into sweet memories.

The first meeting between you and me half a year ago made me feel that you were the best partner I had been looking for for for a long time.

I will always remember the excitement when I first met you, and I can't wait to have you and possess you immediately!

You, on the other hand, never refuse, let me touch your smooth skin; No shyness, let me appreciate your bright eyes, touching curves and slightly raised hips.

The date in the lower right corner of the photo shows 2011/41-PM23: 09.

Yes! That night was another passionate night for us. I twist it gently, and you moan sensitively at once? Come on, I can feel you shaking slightly.

In the process, you always cooperate with my actions without regrets; Follow my instructions and let me get the satisfaction and pleasure I want.

The rising mood makes me desperate for extreme pleasure, even if your moaning voice rises gradually; Although you are shaking as if you are about to fall apart, I still have no pity and continue to destroy your body.

At this point, my animal nature has erupted and I can't calm down. I only have one thought, that is, go, go, go,,,

Alas! This photo was taken at that time. I can't help regretting myself: "How could I be so careless! Why don't you pay attention to your surroundings first?

"ah! My wife's surprise came from behind. She pointed at the photo and pointed at me: "You? Her? " My wife is too excited to speak.

Unexpectedly, my wife discovered my secret. I knew I couldn't hide anything anymore, so I blushed and nodded. It's time for a showdown!

My wife knocked on my head and said, "I told you so!" " Don't drive too fast, you always don't listen; A fine of 3.6 thousand will be deducted from your pocket money! 」

Alas! What else can I say?

This man is too powerful to write such a sensational traffic violation. .....

No wonder men often say that the car is his wife. .....

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