Cute homophonic sentences of routine objects (selected 60 sentences)

Lovely homophonic sentence of routine object 1/. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

Do you know why Beijing people don't say homophonic terrier? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

3. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

4. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

You see, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

6. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

7. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

8. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

9. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

10. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

1 1. The children's chocolate melted on the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

13. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "there are several demons living in the piano."

14. Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if he used American pronunciation or English pronunciation, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

15. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

16. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

17. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

18. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust home to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

19. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even rubbed out the grandmother mud.

20. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

Lovely homophonic sentence 2 1 of routine object 2. I was just reported by my neighbor because I was poor and disturbing the people.

22. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

23. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

24. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

Fahai will never become a rapper, because he will never let go of snakes.

26. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

27. Don't even add my WeChat. With or without pirates of the Caribbean?

28. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

29. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

30. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

3 1. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

32. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

33. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

37. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

38. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

39. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

40. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

Cute homophonic terrier 4 1 of routine object 3. Even I don't like it, so what sponsors do you like?

42. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

43. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

44. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

45. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

46. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

47. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

48. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

49. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

50. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

A: What did you eat today? I didn't eat duck. I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

52. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

53. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

55. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

56. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

57. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

58. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

59. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

60. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

The Essence of Homophonic Humorous Sentences of the Teasing Object

When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had been catching it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it a little."

I have a great job. ""what? " "digging lotus root"

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind for the crab to cook it.

4. One day, several students were having dinner in the canteen, and the TV in the hall was playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the climax came, the voice just fell, and a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

5. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

6. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

7. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

8. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

9. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

10. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

1 1. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?

12. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

13. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

14. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

15. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

16. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that I added it so unexpectedly.

17. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle does the baby want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

18. A sheep migration.

19. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

20. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

22. One day, the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to vomit. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

23. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

24. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

25. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

26. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

27. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

28. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

29. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

3 1. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

32. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

34. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

35. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

37. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

38. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

39. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

40. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

Recommend homophonic sentences that ask the object to forgive and apologize.

The homophonic sentence asking the object to forgive and apologize is 1. It's so hot that we will know each other.

You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

5. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is muddy.

6. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

7. You want to find Ouyang Xiu.

8. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

9. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

1 1. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Bear said, not with berries, not with berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.

12. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

13. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

14. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

15. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

16. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

17. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

18. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

19. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

20. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.

22. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are so thin.

23. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

24. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

25. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

26. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

27. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

28. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

29. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

3 1. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

32. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

33. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

34. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

35. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

36. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

37. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

38. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

39. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

40. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

Send a sweet homonym to the object.

Send a sweet homophonic sentence to the object (Chapter 1) 1. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid and I am a baby?

2. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

4. I understand the truth that people who are ugly should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

6. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

7. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.

8. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

9. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

10. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

1 1. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

12. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

13. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

14. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."

15. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

16. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

17. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.

18. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

19. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

20. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

Send sweet homophonic sentences to the object (Chapter II) 2 1. Teacher: What's four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

22. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

23. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some jujubes in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

24. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

25. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

26. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

27. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

28. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

29. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

30. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

3 1. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

32. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

34. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

35. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

36. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

37. You were admitted to Tsinghua, he was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, fragrant and sweet baked sweet potato.

38. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

40. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"