Classic lines in Wong Tze Wah's TV series?

Speaking of Wong Tze Wah, I have to mention Dong. Dong, from English stand-up comedy edy, is similar to the traditional stand-up comedy in China, but t

Classic lines in Wong Tze Wah's TV series?

Speaking of Wong Tze Wah, I have to mention Dong. Dong, from English stand-up comedy edy, is similar to the traditional stand-up comedy in China, but there are also some differences. Wong Tze Wah, also an actor, host, screenwriter and singer, 1992 wrote and performed "psychic" and entered the film circle; /kloc-participated in the first TV series King Song Shijie II in 0/999. In 2000, the comedy Battle of the Sexes starring Zheng Yuling won the "Best Drama" at the TVB All Stars Awards Ceremony; 20 13 12 16, Wong Tze Wah won the Best Actor Award at the Thousand Star Awards Ceremony for My Fair Lady. His representative works include "The New Nine Products of Sesame Officials", "The Battle of Gender" and "The Firm of Treacherous Men". The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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Before my first love, I thought I was Yang Guo. The only difference in Yang Guo in my book is that there is a big eagle.

2. I just need love. As long as I meet my little dragon girl, I can quit school and retire from the mountains and move into the New Territories. But I have to live in a villa in Spain. I can't live in a country house. I'm afraid of snakes, insects, mice and ants.

Then I will go out of town once a month, but I won't stay long. I went in after asking my aunt for pocket money.

4. no. Basically, I spent all my time under the idea of getting rid of Form One to Form Five.

5、? At that time, the hottest debate topic in the school was: "Should middle school students fall in love?" In my opinion, I should only debate "Should middle school students study?"

Before I fell in love for the first time, my little dragon girl only needed one condition, that is, beauty. I know I'm shallow, but what? I didn't know my body was so important when I was in the array.

7. In love, women are the greatest!

8. Men sacrifice for the pursuit of beauty; When a woman dies, she only gets a hemp guy! And the greatest thing is that they don't feel sacrificed at all.

9. If you talk to a woman, hey, your boyfriend has bad breath!

10, I listen to you, because I am not handsome, so I can't act, and you shouldn't listen to me! Because it's none of my business, I shouldn't be responsible You should tell my parents that it's my fault. If you want to punish, you should punish them. If you are ugly in the future, punish your parents not to act! The rest of the guests are making eggplant coffee!

1 1, I am not an irresponsible person, for my parents? In a short time, I have been working for more than 20 years. Do you think I'm easy to do?

12, I don't study well, or I'm not qualified. I will put my parents in charge. I will sign my own report card.

13, whenever my parents have an argument, I will ask them to be patient with each other for my childhood. Hey! I told him to make trouble in the street!

14, I am a big boy. I don't know whether I should believe in my neighbors, what to do, or what my life and career are like. I ask my parents to take care of me.

15, is it really important to be handsome? A talkative person can't drive a handsome guy, but he is talented.

16, I was admitted with talent. After many twists and turns, I met a girl who was willing to give me a chance. It's not my chance to communicate problems, but my chance to act as a genius.

17, singing, dancing, drama, bragging, kung fu performance, all fun, do it alone tonight.

I have known since I was a child that I am a great actor.

19, although I am a student, I am the thinnest in my class. A. but I can already express the mentality of a jealous man to the fullest.

Of course, all my friends praised me. If I was born, I would wear a green hat.

2 1, nothing? Array, I'm not afraid of death.

22. I think people died first in the past. Everyone in history books will die. Many people don't know the use of history, and they die when they listen to it.

23. I have never read a history book that mentions the name Wong Tze Wah. I will die. Most importantly, even death is nothing. How are you? Chen Shi Nye, who was isolated in the array, called her husband every day. "How many people are you?"

24. Then, after attending the funeral, Mrs. Chen spoke again: "It's time to die. Are you still alive?"

25, so I thought all the way, * * *, that is, if we go to the streets, we can't go far together. Because Bobby Chen comes back so quickly every time.

26. Do you want to take gold fishing? I'm not qualified to talk to others without fishing. Time is precious? Is my time valuable? * * * Did you say * * * first?

27, hey, the hour hand goes around once, 12 clock, more than ten picoseconds, that is, a few picoseconds is a clock. How much is a clock worth to you?

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1. When I was a Christian, I felt that religion was the truth and could save people. Later, I found that if people can't save themselves, you have to accept it, then no one can save you.

2. Is there any way to have a good fantasy about the future? Even if my childhood was not bumpy, I can't say that the world is beautiful, because the world is not beautiful at all.

3. Satisfaction is not necessarily happy, but may be bitter satisfaction.

I like "laughter" because it is a tool to train myself to be open-minded.

When I first started writing, I thought of a joke at night, and I thought it was funny before I went to bed, but when I read it again tomorrow morning, I still didn't feel perfect. If so, after a few weeks, this self-kicking process is repeated, and I begin to understand why so few people are willing to hold talk shows before me.

6. I know what perfection is. Although I can't do it now, at least I will know what is under my control.

7. Don't get me wrong, my friend. I am deeply glad that I have studied philosophy, but I am afraid that many people's life decisions are similar to mine. Do it not because you really like one thing, but to avoid another. That's funny!

8. Actually, I have a hundred reasons why I don't like it, and those reasons are beyond my control, so I can only improve my own shortcomings and make some achievements to let them know that I have worked hard. If I succeed, I deserve it.

9. If you can laugh off the worst and saddest things, you will naturally be open-minded. If I can only laugh at funny things, I will ask, there are so many interesting things in the world. I think some things are inevitable. If everything can be laughed off, then you will become open-minded.

10. If I say that the laughter of Du Dong and I has any significance to this society, I will only think that you entered the meeting because you can laugh at some helpless things around you with a large group of people. If you can solve the problem after laughing, of course, it is ideal. If you can't, it's no harm to laugh.

1 1. To be honest, I chose philosophy only because I spent more time thinking about problems when I went abroad, and then I found that many questions not only had no answers, but also I didn't know how to ask them, so I wanted to find this answer.

12. Unilateral love is boring, just like playing table tennis. Where there is table tennis, it is hard to refuse.

13. What if there is such a loyal dog? "That's too bad. Women who are too loyal will be very annoying. "

14. Dog loyalty often makes people feel ashamed and moved.

15. When two people get along, they may be bored and bored, sometimes they will be unhappy and quarrel; However, if these "small frictions" are expected to be within their own "love costs"; From another angle, it may be enjoyment or fun.

16. As long as everyone has food and a stable life, nothing can be ignored! * * * Life is the real * * * life of people.

17. I think all competition is benign, not vicious, only good results. Will it explode? In short, no matter what industry, it is to eliminate the weak and retain the strong, especially in the current situation.

18. Making a movie is like a person wanting to travel to Europe. One must go once.

19. I think being a man is like a pendulum. When we swing from side to side and reach the highest level, we will naturally fall down and swing to the other side from the beginning. If you look at it as I do, you will begin to think that this kind of ups and downs is logical? .

20. I have worked hard all the way to achieve a situation where no one can replace you, so that I can have my existence value. If not, people will say,' Why is Wong Tze Wah so expensive? 1800, find me a substitute! "In fact, your Wong Tze Wah is only worth 200 yuan. Anyone who is cheaper than you can take your place, so you are worthless.

2 1. Talentino, he inspired me that no matter how popular and commercialized you are, you must have a strong personal style so that you can survive. Because since 1995, it has been an era of self-reliance, still commercialized, but it must have its own style.

22. Everyone has only one life. I'm not, so what can I leave?

23. The media is not a person, but an organizational system and culture. Hong Kong is too small and the media network is overwhelming. Of course, being followed by him is uncomfortable. Some artists will be very angry and come out to scold him, but doing so is tantamount to scolding the air, and no one will answer you. It means that if you scold capitalism, capitalism will not answer you at all.

24. We won't come to a conclusion about marriage now. The most important thing is to find the right person to make you want to marry her. Cheer up. But I haven't met such a person for a long time.

25. I don't think happiness comes from owning a big house, a beautiful car, or being naked and beautiful. What is happiness? I may bring a lot of money to help those who are depressed or even facing bankruptcy. It's happiness, not pretending to be lofty, it's true, but I can't do it at this stage.

26. Do people who take out garbage like taking out garbage? They just make a living, while most people work just to' eat'.

27. Love existentialist books. Relatively speaking, books are more analytical, which can't be done by films with limited space. As for music, it is purely emotional to me; But in the world of books, emotion and analysis are almost infinite.

28. This kind of book * * * Existentialism * * makes me look at life and the world from no angle to unity, no longer like leaves in the wind. They have a subtle influence on me, such as affecting my cynicism to a certain extent-this is also a choice; On the other hand, it also makes my ethereal life more real: at least they make me feel and affirm the reality of existence and remind me of life.

29. liking existentialism does not provide a set direction, but let us pursue it ourselves. In today's Hong Kong, many people commit suicide even if they don't know what existentialism is, as if they owe 300,000 yuan to others, but there is a deep emptiness behind them. Now Hong Kong people often have no choice. In fact, there is no way for them to look at life. They simply don't have their own perspective on things. Haha, now material is God and capitalism is religion. "

30. There is no time to read. In this way, people will be very dry! Very dry! I think reading without time to think and absorb will waste a good book. It will be better this year, so I will read books whenever I have time.

3 1. I find it really doesn't take long to read * * *. I might as well read some books again and again. Of course, fast or slow depends on whether you want to be influenced by a book. If it's just for fun, you don't need to read slowly, but if you want a book to affect you, you have to give it time.

32. The less everyone knows about an artist, the better. This is a big principle, because an artist is defined once he is known too much. For example, everyone thought I was a cup, and later found out that I was a disc, so I had to explain it to people around me. Besides, just because the audience likes to know me doesn't mean that he is eager to tease me.

In the final analysis, everyone actually has a layer of skin. No matter how high or low you look at each other, this skin will never come off. As an artist, I have a painful feeling. Just like Bruce Lee, fortunately, he died in 1973. If things happen today, he will die ugly, because he will be described as dying because the horse has the upper hand, the reproductive organs are stiff and so on.

Facts have proved that the size of the house accounts for a small proportion of my happiness in life.

35. If I am more adventurous than Watt and ten times worse than Watt, I have enough courage to try. As long as I find it interesting, it doesn't matter if I fail.

36. When you are abandoned by the person you love, you don't need to cry, because that only shows that someone in your life doesn't love you. A person who loves him is missing from another person's life. The sad person should be the other person.

37.*** The ideal love * * * is to constantly make the other person more free and encourage the other person to pursue the true self more bravely.

38. A major direction of life should also be to do something to make the people you love happy.

39. I used to be afraid of loneliness, so I was very lonely; When I am no longer afraid, I am not lonely. The only way to overcome loneliness is to feel it completely.

40. I bought a Ferrari when I was poorest, just to prove that even if I did something I couldn't do, I wouldn't die.