Hou Bin Fortune _ Master Hou Bin

Girl: Gee .. Where are my clothes?

Are you looking for this thing?

Girl: ... you ... who are you! ?

You don't care who I am, as long as the fairy sister gives me the elixir, I will give you back my clothes.

Maiden: Elixir ..? ! That's my master's legacy. You can't just give it to others.

Then ~ you can go home naked!

Girl: ok ... ok ~ I promise you, but ... give me my clothes back first!

Really! ?

Girl: ah ~! ! Don't look

Yes, I didn't see it!

Girl: You ... you put my clothes five feet away ... no! I can't come back until I get dressed ten feet away. Don't look back!

Yes I'll go.

You promised. Oh, you really have to give it to me.

Li Xiaoyao: No, no, no! Killing people is not good, killing people will go to hell. Sister fairy is the gentlest, loveliest and kindest! If my little aunt was not seriously ill and her life was in danger, I would have made this decision in order to ask the elixir to cure her. As long as the fairy sister is willing to be merciful and save my aunt's life, the younger one is willing to die and save the honor of the fairy sister.

Zhao Linger bowed their heads and sang:

Don't look back. Why don't you forget?

Since there is no chance, why take the oath?

Today, everything is like water.

Tomorrow and tomorrow, you are a stranger. ...

"As he spoke, Zhao Linger began to cry."

The distant sound of long poems

"The Imperial Sword rides the wind to exorcise demons between heaven and earth."

"I'm crazy without wine."

"Drink up the river before swallowing the sun and the moon."

"I am the only one who is not drunk for a thousand cups."

Li Xiaoyao: I was so rude ... I offended that girl ... that her reputation was damaged ... I deserve this sword ... to atone for her sins.

Li Xiaoyao: Linger .. This silver hairpin must be very suitable for you! I bought it for you.

But .. it seems expensive. ..

Li Xiaoyao: You can't say that! Girls just need to dress up.

Li Xiaoyao: Boss! I want this silver hairpin.

Grocery vendor: Oh ~ Does this girl want to wear it? Son, you have a good eye! The original price is 420 pence, which can be counted as 400 pence!

Li Xiaoyao: Linger ~ It's time to get up!

Zhao Linger: Hmm ~ I still have to sleep. ..

Li Xiaoyao: Get up, get up. Brother Xiaoyao promised to show you around Suzhou City. If you stay in bed again, I won't take you!

Zhao Linger: Hey ~ I have to go!

Fortune teller: Hmm .. Let me see .. Oh! The gas field of the young girl Etta Ursa is remarkable ... She will become the emperor of North Korea and an outstanding figure in the opposition, which is rare in the world, but ... her brow is suffocating ... There will be disaster in the near future!

Li Xiaoyao: Bah ... Nonsense! Shine, we're leaving!

Fortune teller: Son, haven't you paid yet? !

Li Xiaoyao: Didn't you say that if you don't work, it's free?

Fortune teller: Alas, being original is telling the truth.

Li Xiaoyao: You! .. ah ~ savage girl! !

Lin Yueru: I'm glad you recognized me ~ idiot thief! What happened? Do you want to tie me up and hang me in a tree again today?

Liu Jinyuan: You know each other?

Li Xiaoyao: No! It's just a little misunderstanding before

Lin Yueru: Dad! It's him! It was him who bullied me yesterday! You call him up, and I'll give him a beating.

Lin Tiannan: Er Ru, don't lose your temper!

Lin Yueru: I don't care. If you ask him to come up, I'll say so!

Li Xiaoyao: Although I offended the girl first, I voluntarily took your sword, and we are even. Girl, why push too hard?

Lin Yueru: I don't believe it! You two hit me yesterday. If you have the guts, come alone today.

Li Xiaoyao: Haha! Do you still want to ask for it after being defeated?

Lin Yueru: If you win, we will forget all our differences. If you lose, you will have to work in my house for a year. To offset the silver flowers and long-term expensive stocks you let go! What, are you scared?

Li Xiaoyao: You said it! As long as I beat you, what happened yesterday will be forgotten?

Lin Yueru: Yes!

Er Ru! No kidding!

Lin Yueru: Dad ~ Leave it alone! Today, if I don't find this face in front of everyone, I won't let Suzhou people look down on us.

Lin Tiannan: OK, OK, OK. You can do whatever you want, but you can only touch it, you know?

Lin Yueru: Hey, show me!

Lin Yueru: Look! Does my skirt look good?

Li Xiaoyao: Oh ~ OK .. Good.

Lin Yueru: That's it? ! I only wore it once.

Li Xiaoyao: Miss Lin, can I ask you a question in private? Please answer me honestly.

Lin Yueru: Tell me! ?

Li Xiaoyao: Do you really want to marry me?

Lin Yueru: I didn't marry you, but your son-in-law came to our Lin family.

Li Xiaoyao: That's not what I meant. I mean, it's too hasty to fight for marriage This marriage doesn't have to count

Lin Yueru: It doesn't matter, even if my father says so.

Li Xiaoyao: Well, actually, I just want to clear up the misunderstanding by competing with you today, but I didn't expect to marry my relatives.

Lin Yueru: Hey ~ Who told you to hit me? Now everyone in Suzhou knows that you are Lin's new uncle. Do you want to default?

Li Xiaoyao: But we've only known each other for two days.

Lin Yueru: After talking for a long time, it turns out that you hate me!

Li Xiaoyao: No, I always think it's too casual.

Lin Yueru: I am not a casual woman! I know exactly what I am doing.

Li Xiaoyao: You don't hold a grudge for yesterday, do you?

Lin Yueru: Hey, what do you think?

Lin Yueru: Li Ge, you looked terrible just now.

Li Xiaoyao: I ... I. ..

Lin Yueru: Maybe Miss Zhao is really not here.

Li Xiaoyao: So, who could have done it?

Lin Yueru: ... Let's take the girl caught by the monster away first. Let's check the whereabouts of Miss Zhao from the beginning. ...

Li Xiaoyao: OK ... OK.

Monk: Amitabha. ..

Monk: Amitabha. ..

Li Xiaoyao: Excuse me, Master, is this the Jade Buddha Temple?

Monk: Amitabha. ..

Li Xiaoyao: Master, we are. ..

Monk: Amitabha. ..

Li Xiaoyao: This is. ...

Monk: Amitabha. ..

Li Xiaoyao: You demon monk .. I will kick you to death!

Zhao Linger: Brother Xiaoyao ~ Wait a minute!

Zhize: Oooo ... please forgive me ... I won't dare next time. ..

Lin Yueru: How can it be this little monk! Did you change all those people just now

Zhize: I have been practicing for 999 years because of the Buddha beads in the master's hand.

Zhao Linger: Since you have been practicing for thousands of years, why do you abandon yourself and become a monk and rely on magic to persecute the villagers?

Zhize: I .. I just want them to become monks, not force them to do bad things. The Buddhist scripture says: Purdue sentient beings also say that everyone has Buddha nature, so I think if I can make many people become disciples of Buddha, the Buddha will be very moved when he sees it and will take me to heaven to become a Buddha. ..

Li Xiaoyao: Oh, my God. What kind of training method is this! Little monk. Who taught you that?

Zhize: I, I .. I thought of it when I read Buddhist scriptures. ..

Zhao Linger: The essence of learning is to sacrifice oneself for others. Buddha said that without me, I would give up myself. Buddha said that compassion is to help others. And what you do is just the opposite, self-destruction. You have a thousand years of wisdom, but only one child's wisdom. It's a waste of time. If this goes on, I'm afraid I won't reach the Buddha, but I'll fall into the magic road first.

Shizuzawa: Huh? Bodhisattva You are a bodhisattva!

Zhao Linger: You, don't do this. I'm not a bodhisattva.

Zhize: Wow ... I'm so touched ... I've never been taught these truths. I beg the Bodhisattva to accept me as an apprentice.

Zhao Linger: My master usually teaches me these things.