Self-deprecating remarks

1, yeah! Please stay, benefactor, girl. I counted after milking and hit the milk shortage ~

We are not afraid of the teacher, but we are afraid that the teacher will call the parents.

I can't do that kind of action. It's ugly. Wow, the action is so big, I brought a single pipe ~ ~

I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

Rain God Rain God, come to my house and give us a heavy rain.

6. What else should I write here? I don't know.

7. I smiled. He said, this is exactly what I want to tell you.

8. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

9. The heaviest topic between men is talking about their women.

10, broke up once and said I had a stomachache.

1 1, I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

12. A man's promise to a woman is like a woman's promise to 1 lose weight, but it is often difficult to achieve it.

13, there is always a casual shadow, which is a dream that you have been trying to accomplish all your life.

14 actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and it shrank.

15, I said: because this is the only time I can vent! Ah ha ha ...

16, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

17, often hard love, usually, no good results.

18, the day after tomorrow, no future.

19, I'm deceiving myself, but I won't come out in that memory.

I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.

2 1, I used a little trick to double my chances of winning the lottery-buy two lottery tickets!

22. If you don't stay here, you stay here. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

23. It used to be very good, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

24. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

25. Your story is like a short story in a campus magazine. They won't last.

26. Brother Green Arrow and Brother Huang Arrow were walking when they suddenly saw Yi Damei. As a result, Sister Pigeon chewed them up and gave birth to Xuanmai.

27. If you are sad enough, stand up by yourself. Others will get sick if they watch too much.

28, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law there is caller id!

29. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

30. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

3 1, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

33. The dim light illuminates the pale face, and you leave in scarlet eyes.

34. When there are no orangutans at night, I use monkeys to attract you.

35. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

37, the official amulet: eat and drink without taking bribes, like the new and hate the old, romantic and not dirty.

38, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

39. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

40. Suddenly looking back, the man next to him stood at the stairs with soy milk.

4 1, faded scenery, just a cursory look.

42. Why do girls have no status? When I was a child, I entered my father's account, and when I grew up, I entered my husband's account, just like transferring money!

43. One worships heaven and earth, one worships Gaotang and the other worships himself. Good-send it to the examination room. ...

44. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, because elder brother is just a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, she will make you vomit blood after removing makeup.

What I can't forget is not him, but my feelings for him.

46. Mom says he is not suitable for you. I said I liked him, then I dumped him. Because I listen to my mother.

47. Run with tears and fall luxuriantly.

48. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

49. If you say that your hands are short, you will be paraplegic.

You are not the only woman in the world, but there is only one woman like you.

5 1. Since time cannot go back, why can't we work hard for the future ~

52. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa. ...

The coast of 53.8000 meters is seven centimeters blue. Who cares if your heart is as deep as the sea?

54. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because no one is with you?

56. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns around, because there is no grass when he turns around.

57. There are fewer people crossing the street with grandma and more people crossing the street with mistresses.

58. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

59. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

60. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

6 1. What RMB should do is to take the road of dollars, so that dollars have no way to go.

62. Happiness is not just talk, and love is not just talk.

63. The person who holds you in the palm of your hand (next88) will crush you at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.

Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Neither the cat nor the mouse has eaten the mouse since 1940.

65. Sometimes it is more difficult for you to communicate with one person than with Ren Du Ermai.

66. After breaking up, I don't expect anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one. ...

67. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

68. A young girl is precious, but the price of * * * is even higher. If there are rich women, you can throw them both away.

69. Whenever I cry for you, you always smile mercilessly by my side.

70. The hearts of employers and employees are also made of meat. Do you think it's stainless steel and waterproof?

7 1, women should be domineering and say: I am a man, who am I afraid of?

72. I am a humble sand, walking with the wind. I'm sophisticated and complicated.

73. I should be a person of status. I should be a strong person. I should be alone, not such a tramp.