All the funny lines of Huatian wedding! !

1. Huang: I want to praise my daughter in front of everyone. She is cute, petite and attractive to men. She knows that she got married with her fingertips, so you have no reason to refuse her when she comes here. No matter what I tell you, you must have enough reasons to refuse to admit it. Now you have to make up for your daughter's trauma. If you, if you want to pay, you will accompany one million two daughters: Dad, be good. Wu: Playing rap, right? I happen to know a little. It's too much for you to ask me for so much money. I want to know clearly that you are unreliable and I can give as much as I like. If you don't do this to you, you will never stop. She is getting worse every day, once worse. Watching her stutter made me laugh. I've looked all over her, but I haven't found anything to give you a thing or two. Consider it a red envelope. Huang: It's insincere of me to give one or two for a million dollars. Wu: Otherwise, what do you mean, to talk about the price, it's yellow. When you talk about the price with me, it's like farting and bargaining. You will kill from the sky to the ground, but you won't be a man. I will always be reasonable. It is reasonable for me to charge you 12 thousand. Wu: I won't give that much, because she doesn't deserve one or two. It's already a charity for you. I won't waste my breath or nonsense with you. I'll give you one or two as a merit. 2. Zhou Tong: You are still paging the frog! Why not shake the frog?

Everyone: Shock frog?

Zhou Tong: It is not only called impact, but also ultra-thin and light. Moderate size and easy to carry. Moreover, if you don't feed it for 24 hours, the receiving power is still so strong!

Zhou Tong: My mother is Mrs. Guo Xiang. . . My friend, I have her to support me in the most important things. Who dares to fight with me?

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Maid: sir, the young lady already has it!

Ng Man Tat: This means that my daughter is good at bearing children and has the ability to carry on the family line. . . It’s your turn.

County magistrate: I can't get this back. I'm going home ~

Wu: No!