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Do you think fortune tellers are reincarnated?
Once upon a time, there was a blind fortune teller. His business is slow and he has no door. One day, a monk came in, and the blind man exclaimed, Strange, does the master also need fortune telling? The monk said, pretend to be blind? The blind man said, how dare you! The monk said, how do you know I am a monk? The blind man said, I don't smell you dizzy. Please help yourself to some water. After a while, the blind man said, I feel refreshed and want to talk, right? Why not reincarnate? The monk said with a smile, please. Can reincarnation count? The blind man said: people have eight characters, and I count this life with eight characters. Past lives and afterlife are your business. The monk smiled and said, don't drink your water for nothing, but push your cause and effect for three years for free. The blind man said: Ding Mao was ugly when he was ugly. The monk said, you were a boy sweeping the floor in hades in your last life, and you are very curious. One day, I peeked at the life and death book to learn about life. I want to steal worldly fortune-telling meals. You are afraid that the judge will punish you and blow out the oil lamp. Remember this? The blind man said: I was so thirsty after running that I forgot Meng Po's soup. The monk said: Is it right for you to peek at girls taking a bath and be blind all your life? The blind man said, it's not as shameless and dirty as you think! When I was fifteen years old, I saw a girl naked by a stream. I couldn't bear to take off my clothes and cover her, and she went blind the next day. The monk said, oh. You are very lucky. You are not completely blind, but your eyes are in your heart. Do you know what fortune tellers are all about?
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