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(Short Story) The Story Triggered by Mobile Phone

Stories triggered by mobile phones (novels)

Xu zhihai

( 1)

Guan Er Jie Guan recently bought a new mobile phone, which is said to be an Apple brand.

Apple brand comes from country M. People in country M are sharp-tongued, round-headed and big-bellied, and hard-bodied.

People in country M like playing pranks. It is said that the play is This River That Water.

This river and that water are sworn enemies. One can fly and the other can blow. Those who can fly will blow, and those who can blow will fly. So the two "blew away".

Those who can blow can't fly, those who can fly can't blow. Therefore, each has its own advantages and leads the way.

Compare the two and let scholars use them to judge. The scholar said, "I won't do it."

This Sichuan said, "Why?"

The scholar frowned solemnly and said, "Why do you two brag and force people not to spend money? One is a scud begging?"

Cut off the water and say, "Why?"

"It hurts to be idle!"

The scene was out of control in an instant, and the scholar was beaten black and blue!

Then, in a scream of "wow", the M country blockbuster ended.

(2)

Guan watches this repeatedly every day, which is also called "blockbuster", and he is convulsed with joy.

She holds her new mobile phone all day, like a loving father and mother's pet, and gives it an English name "Davis". Actually translated into Chinese, it is Dai Yuner.

Guan is now 28 years old, saying beauty is not beautiful, saying beauty is not beautiful, pink and white, just like impetuous Wu.

It is said that Mary Ng is charming and called "the dragon among people". Power and influence, but it is dead.

Later, a writer wrote a legend about her life, which was called the legend of Wu.

Although he was still in college, one day a group of people came to the school, called "Wolf, Son and Dog". With the ceremony of "the emperor turned over the cards to choose concubines", he checked the pass and drew it from many women, calling it "the girl's upper body"

Guan wants to audition again. After putting on an unremarkable costume, he performed modern dance steps called "tango".

I think she is a "tango", that is, holding her chest high and looking forward, kicking the catwalk askew, and her gentle appearance was photographed by the director.

With a click, a bearded cow wearing sunglasses, a big cigar and a big red robe shouted, "Great! Oh, that's her! "

At this time, the bearded director, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit and with a beer belly, walked to Guan with a figure-of-eight step, feeling nervous and confident. He blinked first, and then compared his height with each other. He found himself like a short wax gourd, while the beautiful customs were like a hyacinthus orientalis.

The height of this hyacinthus orientalis is 1.7 1 m, and she has the ability to attract butterflies. She stood among the girls, radiant with the sun, and the sweat on her face was quite dazzling.

It is said that this bearded director has a hobby, like "dogs look down on people." Because of this hobby, others are shorter and their eyes are sealed triangles. Colleagues jokingly call them: bright eyes can gather light like Logger Vick.

It was a sunny day, and he took a fancy to the enchanting Wu at a glance.

Guan also played Wu, taking care of the title of "everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall".

Guan also had excellent dance performances in his early years. Later, she was taken to "Meizhou County" in M country by rich people. Later, I met the old tycoon.

Lao tycoon, square face, Chinese characters. The fortune teller said that he would go to brothels when he went abroad all his life. Sure enough, he and Guan learned to cheat after less than n years of marriage.

First of all, he drank Hua San and wandered around the kiln. He never chose a good place, but went to call a "chasing flowers and asking for willows" hell.

This terrible place of "looking for flowers and asking for willows" is a bustling street with dense clusters. There are green vegetation as the base material, neon lights shining as musical instruments and crystal clear as the keynote. This is typical vanity. In this scene of red light and green wine, can the rich Lao tycoon not be allowed to have the idea of running amok?

The old tycoon's family is a rich man, known as "white jade is the gold of the hall". A dude is a born beast, and his family is not afraid of his profligacy. Some people say that the old tycoon's family is everyone and has a lot of money. Really rich!

(3)

Against this background, two young suitors fell in love with Guan Lao. Married, got a license, and moved overseas.

A couple bought a sea view room, lived in a villa, enjoyed the island customs in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and lived a petty bourgeoisie life with wine, meat and food all the year round.

It is said that once when they were wandering or swimming at the seaside, Biniki, a man in floral underwear and a woman in erotic clothes, were flirting and having an affair. They were photographed by "paparazzi" and uploaded to the Internet. Be spit or praised by netizens and fans. After all, there are many idle people online, and the spit is greater than the praise.

Later, the two were conservative. After all, private life is not very beautiful.

Once, there were their brothers, younger brothers, uncles, sisters-in-law, nephews, etc. I went out for a trip to Xiamou Island, and was followed by the "paparazzi" and the indecent photos were madly transmitted to the Internet again.

However, on this trip, I happened to meet the so-called "Twin Sisters of Northland Spring", and Guan also saw their cuteness and demure, so I took some photos and posted them on Weibo, which only I could see.

However, some busybodies and cyber hackers took photos and posted them on the website, and they also spoofed them at will. One of them asked who these two modest children belonged to. Some people speculate that some people question it.

Doubt set off three feet of waves, and speculation surged.

In fact, the "North Spring Twin Sisters" look innocent and lovely. Some people speculate that Guan and his predecessor, or current, or agent, and so on. In short, there are different opinions and it is impossible to be sure.

During that time, the "Guan You incident" was widely publicized by the media and caused a lot of noise. After all, Guan is an actor and a public figure. Everything she says and does affects her sponsors and supporters. The family of the old tycoon is the master of this scene. After all, the old tycoon once had a hobby of indiscretion, and his handle was once again mentioned by the public. Some people say that tycoons will not die until they are old. However, at this juncture, the old tycoon happened to visit the kiln, and he was lucky enough to have a woman from Nantah, Lang Taotian.

This woman is amazing. In order to get the wealth of the old tycoon, she kept in private contact with the old tycoon master and had an affair.

Guan broke his heart again. Someone made up a jingle saying: a useless woman can't control a labor tycoon; The role played is Wu, which is not commensurate with Germany. Please, Germany doesn't deserve it!

(4)

One day, Guan put on lipstick, looked in the mirror, came out of the boys' toilet with a high-heeled cup and said to himself, "I don't look like a beauty at all." The old tycoon actually said that I am not as beautiful and attractive as Wu, who is dead. " It's really grandma's breasts. I Baidu it. Wu is mantis's waist. How does my mantis ass and wasp waist look good? Really fucking blind. I took a fancy to him n years ago. Sleeping in the same boat with him and listening to him snore all night is like a pig carrying a monkey spirit and killing my grandmother. "Say that finish, looking up at the sky, the stars twinkle in the dark night.

"children, children!"

Apple's mobile phone rang, and the caller was Lao Daheng, who was standing in the cold wind tonight. Needless to say, he was sad because he quarreled with Guan again. It is said that since their marriage, they have quarreled for three days and quarreled for five days.

The person who answered the phone was intermittent, and she shouted, "That's enough! You fake wife, like a woman during the day, like a patient at night, and you snore with me. I'm fed up with you. I want to divorce you ... "

"Pa", the phone hung up.

Then the phone rang again!

"children, children!"

The song "Children" is used as a ringtone because the old tycoon watched the movie when he was pursuing his friends. The name of this movie is Monster Hunt 3.

At that time, the old tycoon was young and promising Wearing a cool red Chinese style, people call it "the young man is so handsome".

Turn off the phone again. I don't know what to say at the other end of the phone. It's just that this scene comes back to my mind.

N years ago, the old tycoon looked at the satirical "monster hunt 3" and said, "Obviously" Catch the Demon 2 "is enough, and it's really boring to shoot a third film. And that' child, child' has been singing, which makes my heart pity. "

"Yes, children, children, how poor. I want to wear it when I sing. " Guan opened his blurred eyes again and looked at the old tycoon's rectangular face out of the corner of his eye.

"Yes, you haven't looked at me since you bought Dai Yuner, an Apple mobile phone."

Boss Heng really looks like a stubborn big armor. At this time, he was worth 200,000 yuan, wearing a tiger skin to reveal his vest, and said, "Although you are looking at me now, you have no eyes, but you are thinking about your Apple mobile phone Dai Yuner. Moreover, it is still a foreign product. "

"Foreign goods zha? Foreign goods are also a mobile phone? " In an instant, the closed eyes wrinkled up and wanted to spark.

The old tycoon is rich and eccentric, and he doesn't know how to coax girls. He raised his head and said, "Foreign goods are not good. You want A Dai Yuner, and you are close to your children. Well, you can follow your mobile phone in the future! " We break up! "

"Break up? You want to break up with me? "

Break up! He's breaking up with her!

In the face of heaven wanting to cry, he scowled and growled, "Let's break up, who is afraid of who!" I will live without you, and I'm afraid I can't live without my Dai Yuner. "

This realistic version of imagination is tied up with their daily quarrels through brain waves, which makes Guan very tired. However, her tired heart, there is no way.

She said to herself, "It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a celebrity!" " "

(5)

That night, the wine broke my heart, and the rain was wet and I cried. Facing the rain and wind, she walked on the deserted street.

The old tycoon didn't keep her. From then on, two people who once loved each other, namely silly daytime and Gao Fushuai, broke up. In this way, we parted ways, just like two parallel tracks will never meet.

Everyone has his own story, but poetry and distance will continue.

Let's talk about it first. After she left the old tycoon, she really couldn't live without her mobile phone. It is said that once the mobile phone of a suburban tour was almost dead, and she felt that the charger in her pocket was dead, so she was in a hurry to find a store to rent a charging treasure, but she couldn't find a store with a charging treasure for rent. Finally, her cell phone died and her people fell down.

When it rained heavily at night, she fell down. People are holding umbrellas and cars are coming and going from her. Nobody helped her.

One of the children saw it and said, "mom, there is a beautiful sister who fell down in front." Why didn't anyone help her? "

The mother told the child earnestly, "I don't know why modern people are afraid to help. Although this girl is beautiful, I don't know if she is kind."

Under the umbrella of his mother, the child twisted his face and nodded, saying, "No one helped this sister. How pitiful she was caught in the heavy rain! " Does a person's beauty have something to do with kindness? "

The mother looked down at her son who had passed the age of the child in surprise, wondering whether this society was caused by hormones or her son was too precocious, which distorted the child's mind and made him sensible at the same time.

The mother tried to drag her child, but the child refused to move. The mother sighed and said, "Forget it, for the sake of the child, I'll give her a hand."

As soon as she decided to help, an old man went to check it out and pulled it again.

I saw Guan slightly open his eyes again and said weakly, "Charge my mobile phone first."

"ok!"

The old man saw the mobile phone wrapped in a plastic bag and thought, what a reckless young man! He values his mobile phone more than life. I really take care of that sentence: I would rather get wet than let my mobile phone get wet.

Two hours later, the battery of the mobile phone was full, and Guan came from the eaves of the old man's shop. A kite rolled over and was revived with blood.

Her pink face was full of smiles, and it was obvious that the rain diluted her makeup and collagen. Wrinkles filled the corners of her eyes. She folded her hands together, gently closed her eyes and said, "Thank God you are intact!" " "

Let's have another look. Since he and Guan divorced again, this rich and elegant old tycoon is like a snail with a heavy shell on his back and psychological shackles. He looks like a man during the day, but he looks like a man at night.

I heard that a few years later, he crossed the ocean to meet a foreign girl, and her waist became foreign. She also got a haircut and became a foreign son-in-law.

One year, when he went home to visit relatives, he saw that Guan Er, his former great uncle, looked like his uncle, so he judged people by their appearances and said, "Uncle, do you think I have money?"

His uncle said, "You are not rich, you are like a puppet!" " "

Lao Daheng, a foreign son-in-law, was afraid that he would recognize him, so he quickly covered his face and made a "blind and shy" appearance, that is, covered his face with his fingers.

His uncle turned his back and said that he was not like a man, but like a squid.