Jokes in the workplace

Are you an interesting person? What funny workplace jokes do you know? Here is an article about funny jokes in the workplace. Welcome to reading.

Funny jokes in the workplace 1

1, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

2. A county magistrate was dismissed and he became a vegetable. He was taken to the hospital. After the doctor diagnosed the disease, he said: It may be good to read him a notice of reinstatement. The wife thought: since you want to study, learn to be a director and make him happy. When the magistrate heard this, he stood up and stopped laughing.

Medical sigh: not increasing the dose according to the doctor's advice.

3. A benefactor, a poor monk, came to the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and get married. Passing by your shop all the way, the weather is unbearable. Please give me and my disciples a cup of Mai Le Shuang to relieve the heat. Buddha bless you with prosperous business and rolling financial resources.

4. Two cannibals went to work, and the boss said: If you eat people in the company, you will be fired immediately! ? After three months of peaceful coexistence, one day the boss scolded them: I told you not to eat people, but you still ate. Fuoco! ? When two cannibals left, one of them couldn't help cursing the other: How many times have I told you not to eat work? We eat a department manager every day, and nothing happens. Yesterday you ate a programmer and got caught! ?

Funny jokes in the workplace 2

1, can drink, no future; Drink nine taels at a time, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; Can drink and not lose, leading the secretary; If you drink it, you will fall, and your official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents; Halfway through, the promotion is still early; Lead the whole process and lead the future!

2. The advertisement of Li Milk Expo Edition is really nice. A child in China poured milk from this to that, and the whole world drank it, but she didn't drink it herself. A child in China is smart enough to know that this milk can't be drunk.

Workplace funny jokes 3

1, the female secretary said with a dignified face. Manager Wang, I am pregnant. ?

Mr. Wang continued to look down at the document and then smiled faintly. I had a vasectomy. ?

The female secretary stared blankly for a while, smiles appealed: I'm joking with you! ?

Manager Wang looked up at her, took a sip of tea and said, me too. ?

2, a plastic factory salesman, in the order meeting, introduced to guests from all over the world. The printed film poncho produced by our factory is durable and fashionable. ?

As he spoke, he took out a poncho and put it on his body. Suddenly, he found that the poncho on his shoulder was broken. He smiled and continued unhurriedly. Did everyone see it? We can guarantee the return of damaged products like this. ?

3. Once, a female colleague was in the bathroom and someone called her.

Xiao Liu in the office told each other on the phone: Your friend can't do it now when it's convenient. Can I call you when your friend is convenient?

The other party:? Is it convenient or inconvenient now?

Xiao Liu is patient:? Very convenient. Now is really not a convenient time. It's convenient later. ?

4. The director accepted a treat. Half drunk, the director left early and asked the driver to wait for him downstairs.

An hour later, the driver Xiao Li broke into the box. Said: after waiting for so long, why hasn't the director come down?

Everyone shook their heads and looked for: No Where will it go? .

Finally found the bathroom and saw the director sitting on the toilet. I saw the driver and shouted, Xiao Li, where have you been? I have been waiting in the car for over an hour. ?