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Complete works of cross talk essays on campus

Zhang: Our family is a braggart!

Wang: Our family is still a professional braggart!

Zhang: We brag about not paying taxes.

Wang: We don't pay for bragging!

Zhang: I'm not bragging. I have to go to the toilet since I was born.

Wang: Crawling?

Zhang: Who can climb at birth!

Wang: Then how can I get there?

Zhang: The bed is used as a toilet!

Wang: It's called bed wetting!

Zhang: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

Wang: I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

Zhang: Blow here? No problem!

Wang: If you have a big appetite, you can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

Zhang: I can eat eight Jin of jiaozi in one meal!

Wang: Oh, I have a fever!

Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!

Wang: I have a high fever, which is 67 degrees.

Zhang: I have a high fever, which is 94 degrees.

Wang: You are not afraid of being burned to death!

Zhang: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand. The next day, it was all popcorn!

Wang: I sleep under a quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

Zhang: I am taller than the building!

Wang: My head is in the sky and my feet are on the ground. I can reach for a big plane!

Zhang: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Wang: What about your face?

Zhang: Bragging is shameless!

Wang: Hey! ……

Zhang: What else do you want to play?

Wang: I'll tell you! I'm so capable!

Zhang: What are your abilities?

Wang: I can read with my ears.

Zhang: You're not asking me what skills I have, are you?

Wang: What are your abilities?

Zhang: I often eat with my nose.

Wang: Then I can use my armpit to look for minerals.

Zhang: I can generate electricity with my throat.

Wang: I can see people through the wall.

Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!

Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Wang: How do I blow it? How can he blow?

Zhang: Come on!

Wang: I can't eat well! I swallowed the chopsticks!

Zhang: I eat it and it breaks! I swallowed the spoon!

Wang: I'm eating, and it's broken again! I'll bite a piece off the plate!

Zhang: I eat it and it breaks! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

Wang: I'm eating, and it's broken again! I bit off a piece of that table!

Zhang: I ate and it broke again! I bit ... I bit off my nose!

Wang: Huh? Can you reach it?

Zhang: I crossed my feet to bite! Do you care?

Wang: Is it almost the same?

Zhang: I have a secret recipe for bragging.

Wang: I can draw a square into a circle.

Zhang: I can blow the short ones into long ones.

Wang: I can blow the ugly into the beautiful.

Zhang: I can blow the dead alive.

Wang: Hey, you are really something.

Zhang: Blow!

Wang: I tell you, our family is a bragging workshop.

Zhang: Our home is a bragging factory.

Wang: Our family is a bragging company.

Zhang: Our family is a braggart Torah.

Wang: Our home is the bragging center of the world! Hum, see how you blow again!

Zhang: We ... We ... Your center was bombed by our house.

Wang: Cough! No, you can really blow!