Who can recommend some humorous jokes?

King of jokes: A leader went to a unit in the field to inspect the work, and the unit gave a banquet, and turtle was served at every meal. The leader boasted, "There are so many assholes in your unit." The host is very humble: "No matter where, these bastards are from other places." During the dinner, the chef came to the table for advice, and the leader praised the chef: "You are a good chef." The chef replied, "Where, where, turtles like to eat." #

The King of Cold Jokes: 20 10 The most embarrassing news: 1 A man in Shanghai committed suicide by jumping into the river because the river was dirty and climbed up again. A couple quarreled in Wuhan. The wife called the fire truck and said that her husband was "too angry". A thief in Chongqing broke into the house in the middle of the night and mistakenly used firecrackers as candles to wake up his master. A driver in Shandong drew a gangster on his clothes, representing a seat belt. A fugitive in Shenyang/KLOC-surrendered 0/0 years later, and it took jiaozi half a catty to confess. 6 A beggar in Henan called the police angrily after begging for money without success. # Cold joke #

A peasant woman is in town for the first time! Seeing the tall buildings, I counted them! A liar came over and asked, "How many floors did you count? All right. 5 yuan on each floor! " The peasant woman replied, "Ten floors!" Subsequently, the peasant woman paid the money. The bystander said to the peasant woman, "You are so stupid!" The peasant woman was furious: "You are fucking stupid! In fact, I counted eighteen floors! "

King of Cold Jokes: A farmer walks across the street carrying excrement! The foreigner looked at it and asked, "Grandpa, how much is this sauce?" The farmer didn't understand, so he didn't respond. When the foreigner saw it, he put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, "If you don't tell me how much it is a catty, I won't tell you that your sauce stinks!" " "

King of cold jokes: the dating patient is going to be hospitalized and is in a hurry to have an operation. Before the operation, I saw the beautiful nurse and said, "How about a date after the operation?" The nurse said, "You need to ask my boyfriend." "Where is he? I want to see him. " The nurse smiled and said, "Don't worry, he will operate on you later. You can discuss it with him.

Ice moon:

King of Jokes: A foreigner goes to China to take a Chinese test. The test questions-explain the meaning of each of the following "meanings": 1. A Dai gave the leader a red envelope, and the leader said, What do you mean? 2. A Dai: Significance. 3. Leadership: You are not interesting enough. A Dai: Nothing, nothing. 5. Leader: You are really interesting. 7. A Dai: Nothing else. 8. Leader: Then I'm sorry. -foreigners return to China with tears in their eyes. # Cold joke # # Laughs me to death #

Joke King: The employment situation of fresh graduates is getting more and more severe! A company recruits, and hundreds of college students compete to sign up: "I am from Peking University"! "I am Jiaotong University"! I am Zhejiang University! I am Hunan University! I'm a big man! Suddenly, a girl screamed loudly: "I have a big wave!" " The chairman patted the table and said, you're welcome! Then, the chairman called the girl to the office and said, "You Boda took it out to see ~ ~ ~ The girl took out her diploma-Ningbo University." ...

King of jokes: A woman lost her handbag, and a young man found it and returned it to her. The woman checked her purse and said, "It's strange that when I lost my bag, there was only one hundred-dollar bill in my purse, but now it has become a 10 10 yuan bill!" The young man said, "well, I found an aunt's wallet last time, but she didn't have any change to pay the thank-you fee!" " "# Cold joke # # Laughs me to death #

The king of cold jokes: leading the pretty girls of a certain unit to talk about revenge leadership; Woman: I had a flat tire on Tuesday! Everyone cheered. B female: I put coffee laxatives on Wednesday! Everyone cheered. C female: I put a bucket on the toilet door on Friday, and I drenched him! Come on, everybody D female: on Monday, I secretly poked a dozen condoms in his drawer with a needle, which made him raise children until he was crazy! The words sound just fell and the three women exclaimed, No!

The King of Pieces: Top Ten Most Difficult Classic Figures in China 1, Lin Daiyu (Chen); 2. Huang Feihong (Jet Li); 3. Xu Wenqiang (Chow Yun Fat); 4. White Snake (Angie Chiu); 5. Chu Liuxiang (Adam Cheng); 6. Cheng Dieyi (Leslie Cheung); 7. the Monkey King (a six-year-old child); 8. Dong Fangbubai (Brigitte Lin); Huang Rong (Barbara Yung); 10, Nie (Joey Wong)

King of jokes: A boy has a crush on a girl for a long time and has never had a chance to express himself! One day, everyone went climbing together. After reaching the top of the mountain, the girl shouted at the beautiful mountains and rivers: "motherland!" My mother! " The boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: "Motherland!" My mother-in-law "# You're going to kill me # # Humor #

King of jokes: A man and a woman drove out and stopped at the roadside to make out, but they were met by a policeman! The policeman asked, "Is this your car?" The man replied: "Unit." The policeman asked again, "Is she your wife?" The man replied: "It is also the unit." The policeman exclaimed, "Damn it! What unit has such a good welfare? "