An interesting and novel encyclopedia of earth love stories

Funny and novel encyclopedia of earthy love stories (1) 1. You are not a person, you are a love letter written to me by the world.

2.？ I don't want world peace, I just want the world and you.

3.？ You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

4.？ Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss you at any time.

5.？ Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

6.？ This is the back of my hand and this is the instep of my foot. You are my baby.

7.？ Guess where my heart is? To the left. Wrong, on your side.

8.？ Do you smell something? Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

9.？ You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

10.？ On the evening of 30th, firecrackers rang again, but I didn't think so.

1 1.？ I want to buy something. Wait a minute. I'm here to marry you.

12.？ Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

13.？ What time is it now? 12 points. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

14.？ If you want to be your horse, you will say to me, "marry."

15.？ Cute is not a long-term solution, but lovely you are.

16.？ I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

17.？ Will you like me? If not, I'll teach you.

18.？ Are you instant noodles? Why I really want to hit on you.

19.？ Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

20.？ I hope the wind is stronger so that I can blow you into my arms.

Funny and novel encyclopedia of earthy love stories (2) 1. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of the date.

2.？ I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

3.？ I don't miss you at all. 1: 25 I'll consider it.

4.？ You are particularly annoying today. I can't get enough of it.

5.？ Talking to you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.

6.？ "I am looking for a horse." "What horse?" "Your micro signal."

7.？ Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

8.？ I don't want world peace, I just want the world and you.

9.？ You are not a person, you are a love letter written to me by the world.

10.？ "Hoo ~ Hoo ~ Do you know what I'm doing?" "Blow?" "No, I care about you."

1 1.？ How dare I grow old before you come?

12.？ You have to be sexy to hang out! Abbreviation: excellent. I am an excellent man.

13.？ There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.

14.？ Soaking MM with bare hands is like starting from scratch, showing the charm of men.

15.？ If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you once!

16.？ Love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, love is a lifelong commitment. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.

17.？ Don't beat you, don't scold you, torture you with special feelings!

18.？ Dear slacker, do you sleep deeply in winter and laugh in your dreams? It's a beautiful day today. Remember to take a bath in the afternoon, lest your fragrance put me down tomorrow! ?

19.？ I am an spoony bluebird, willing to get hurt at your gun, even if you walk away.

20.？ Your laughter warms my heart like the wind. If you look back occasionally, you will find that tears have filled my eyes.

Funny and novel encyclopedia of earthy love stories (3) 1. Ye Er is green and the flowers are red. I really want to meet you soon. The wind is blowing and the snow is falling. I don't think you dare to call; The moon is far away and the lights are near, secretly sending you love messages; I am happy for you, I smile for you, and I love you. I want you to know.

2.？ Every day, I think about it, and every night, I long for it. Miss you like the Yangtze River, rushing to the sea; Miss you like the sky and the moon, long and round forever. Miss you a thousand times.

3.？ I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight. I miss you, but I can't help it

4.？ If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet; If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, you are not guilty … I envy you!

5.？ When you see this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine. Leave a warm spring, a gorgeous rosy clouds, a clear stream, a charming peach blossom, a tough weed, a leisurely mood, and a blessing for you who read the short message.

6.？ Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. Is it a long wait to have you? Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

7.？ The man paid the bill without looking at it. He's chasing this woman. When he began to pay attention to the items on the bill, he had caught up with the woman; When he looked at the bill and complained that it was too expensive, his relationship with this woman was very stable. ?

8.？ If I don't eat dinner today, I will be too hungry to express my love to you ... can I skip dinner today? Absolutely not! So yes, I want to say: I love you!

9.？ The greatest happiness in my life is that I can sleep with you every night, wake up with you every morning and wake up with you every morning.

10.？ If you don't marry me this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.

1 1.？ The moon is not very round, but my thoughts are full of bows. Take my love as an arrow. Even if I am blind, I will shoot through your heart. Love you wholeheartedly!

12.？ If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather it was you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But the government has no regulations, so forget it! ?

13.？ Wealth, wisdom, freedom, love, God only gives three, I want the last three, give two, I want the last two, give one, dear, I want the last one.

14.？ You said our hearts were connected. Indeed, every time I see you, it's like seeing myself. I always feel what you want to say and do in advance. Many things happen to coincide. I almost doubt that we were one person in our last life.

15.？ To have a beautiful love, it is not enough to have a heart that loves each other deeply. If you don't have enough wisdom and stick to the so-called blind or deaf infatuation, your love stock will either be trapped or lose everything.

16.？ The power of love is peace, regardless of reason, custom, honor or disgrace. When you feel it, it can turn all fear, shock and pain into sweetness.

17.？ Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

18.？ You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

19.？ My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous.

20.？ From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart.

Funny and novel encyclopedia of earthy love stories (4) 1. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

2.？ Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to you is sweet.

3.？ Stop complaining and give me a hug.

4.？ There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

5.？ I am nine and you are three. Besides you, I am still you.

6.？ This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

7.？ Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

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9.？ I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

10.？ I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. I count with my fingers, you lack me in your life.

1 1.？ Guess where my heart is? Left? "No, on your side."

12.？ You know what my weakness is? Against you

13.？ I doubt that your essence is a book. Why else do I want to sleep more and more when I look at you?

14.？ Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

15.？ I think you are particularly like a game, My World.

16.？ Do you know how to eat the best steak? I'll feed you.

17.？ There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

18.？ I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

19.？ Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

20.？ "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

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1, my mind is very small, so I can only hold you!

2. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

3. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

5. Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork? I like your pride.

6. You must have died, otherwise how could you be the perfect score in my heart?

7. Why did you hurt me? What happened? I like you so much.

What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart

9. What does the lover see? Stone? No, you.

10. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

1 1, can I carry you? Why did you go behind my back? Because you are all I have.

12, the circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

13, I'm looking for horses. What horse? Your micro signal.

14, do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

I'm as sure as a gun. Why? No kissing.

16, do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

17, guess what constellation I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

18, you look like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

19, you hate being likable, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

20. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

2 1, guess where my heart is? Left? Wrong, on your side.

22. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

23. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

25. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

26. I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

27. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

28. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

29. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

30. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

3 1, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me

May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

33. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

34. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

35. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting?

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

37. Sorry. You should never say sorry to me.

38. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

39. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

40. Guess what I want to drink? I don't know. I want to protect you.

4 1, do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

42. Good night. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night

43. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

44. Are you tired? Not tired. But you've been running in my heart all day.

45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

46. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

47. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

48. You have something on your face. What is this? A little handsome

50. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

5 1 Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

53. Smile at me. How can I sleep at night if you don't smile at me?

54. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

55. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

57. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

58. Guess what I want to eat? I don't know. Watching you in a daze.

59. I am a lovely girl. Hmm? You are very cute.

60. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

6 1, I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Huh? Look at the phone when it's black.

62. Has my order not come yet? What is it, our future?

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

64. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

66. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

67. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

68. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

69. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? My weakness is you.

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1, love your childish smile, love your mood when you are focused, love your stupidity, love your sadness, and even love your anger.

2, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

3. I learned to love you, in my heart; I learned to wait, in my life! No matter how difficult the future road is, I am willing to accompany you!

4, I want to hold your waist, I want to hold your hand, my love, because our intimacy, love is better! ! !

I want to send you a star in the sky as a Valentine's Day gift, but unfortunately I can't. Can only send a heart that I love you!

6. You are the only one for me. When I met you, my life was full of vitality. Falling in love with you, my life is full of passion; Without you, my life is meaningless; I can't continue without you.

7. You are my first choice, my last choice and my eternal choice in this life.

8. You and I agree that a quarrel will stop soon, and we also agree that there are no secrets and we are transparent to each other! Love You!

9. How are you, dear? At this moment, I just want to stick all my thoughts and love on your glass. Every time you drink water, I am close to your lips ~ ~

10 honey, how are you? In my life, I think the most important thing is that I want to live with you, and the most romantic thing is to grow old with you!

1 1. If I can fly, I just want to fly to my dream. I can see your sweet smile, I can smell the fragrance of your hair, and only I can share my happiness with you.

12, I stay in your heart, just like you were in my heart in the past and now. We have always been two lives that cannot be separated from each other.

13, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

14, some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

15. All along, I only "love myself", but "when I met you", I knew that "you are the future", and I firmly believed that "love is more important than me" and I "will only love you deeply".

Tuwei love story routine daquan

1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

If a worker wants to do something well, he must ... kiss you first.

If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.

7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.

1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

15. My love for you is like a tractor.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.

17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.

22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

I find you look like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?