What does it mean to tell fortune in droves?

Exaggerated words

A: You have been talking about cross talk for many years.

B: That's right.

The family is rich. The family has a great cause, mules and horses are in groups, a treasury of gold and silver, and a warehouse of rice and flour. When the class shouts, the next hundred steps.

All the old neighbors on East Street know it.

A: Your father has nothing to eat, drink and dress.

B Yes, I don't care about what I want to do, and I don't care about what I want to do.

First of all, your father is very particular about hygiene.

B that's the main thing.

A Every morning, your father washes half a catty of sanitary balls with two bottles of DDT and drinks them.

Is this about hygiene?

This is burning rats.

B went to burn rats!

A wants to drink three bowls of soup after eating.

B What soup would you like for the first bowl?

A wants to drink woody soup.

B why is that?

A decomposes gas.

B: Yes, the clear gas goes up, but the turbid gas goes down. Eat more.

A drink the second bowl of bird's nest soup.

B why is that?

Tonifying middle energizer and invigorating qi.

You can't make up for it without making up for it. What about the third bowl?

A wants to drink ecstasy soup.

B this is for. ...

Well, I'm angry.

B it's over.

A would like to drink ginseng chicken soup.

B why?

A helps qi.

B: That's right.

Your father is a picky eater.

B how to pay attention?

A family has three meals into one table and one meal into one seat. No meal can be separated from good food.

Yi shanzhen?

Hericium erinaceus, tremella, burnt pear, fire jujube, tiger breast, hump, bear's paw, deer tail, phoenix marrow, dragon liver, wolf heart and dog lung.

B don't want these two! Where is the seafood?

Sea cucumber, bird's nest, shark's fin, fish belly, fish belly. Fish head, fish tail, fish bone, fishbone. Your father is squatting under the table to eat delicious food.

This is my father?

a cat

B, the more I listen to it, the more wrong it is!

A Your father is also very picky about clothes.

B how to pay attention?

A is completely dressed in lake crepe, Hangzhou crepe, flower crepe, spring silk, silk, Indian silk, flannel, gabardine, Brigitte and dress; Without coarse cloth, blue cloth and oblique tube cloth, the moon is white, the city is gray, and the blue is light. Lan Qing's head cloth and cloth head are all mixed with white.

B look at these two sets.

A pays attention to clothes and opens boxes three times a day.

B What do you mean three times a day?

A means your father has to change clothes three times a day.

B How can I change it?

A For example, if you wear a squirrel in winter, the bobbin is the same, and the dough is the same. Change it three times a day.

Can't you see?

A If it's chrysanthemums, it's all chrysanthemums.

B Then how do we know?

A is a flower in the morning and a big flower at noon.

B where is it at night?

As soon as the sun goes down, the flowers fall.

B how exquisite!

A I'll wear it the next day. The cheese is the same, the noodles are the same, and the flowers are different.

B hey!

Your father has finished wearing it. Fold it up and stop wearing it. Today next year ...

Wear it again.

A still doesn't know where to wear it.

My father has a lot of clothes.

I'm afraid I won't live until next year.

B is dying?

Your father also pays attention to sleep.

B how to pay attention to sleep?

A wants to sleep for one night and be quilt at night.

B What do you mean, night shift?

Is your father going to sleep for one night ... He has to change beds five times.

B How can I change it?

A For example, it's sunny in summer. It's very hot. Your father fell asleep during the shift change.

Take care of yourself.

I'm afraid if I don't spread it, I'm afraid if I don't cover it.

B what should we do?

When Jiading watched it, your father spread a bamboo mat and covered himself with a sheet.

oh Where is the second watch?

A Yes, put a Wenzhou mat and a towel quilt.

B it's getting colder and colder.

The third watch has changed again. Panama straw mat, covered with crepe quilt

B it's getting colder and colder.

Another four-watch. Spread a Taiwan Province summer sleeping mat, spread a wool felt on it, and cover it with a thick quilt.

B It's late at night.

Jiawu Geng has changed again.

B is it?

The mat is covered with spike straw mats, thick carpets and crepe quilts.

My father is very picky. He slept all night, five times.

Pressure is pressure. Your father stayed up all night.

B what?

Jing changed to lying down.

B this is not a toss!

This torture is really bad.

B what's wrong?

A made your father sick.

B this is not asking for it!

A: Your big brother quickly invited Chinese and Western medicine to see your father. Your father is very picky about taking medicine.

B how to pay attention to taking medicine?

A pay attention to eating authentic medicinal materials.

What is an authentic medicine?

Didn't you read the sign in front of the drugstore?

B how do you write it?

A kind of "authentic medicinal materials from Sichuan, Guangzhou, Yunnan and Guizhou provinces made by our school".

B: That's right.

A I want to eat Siamese rhinoceros horn, African antelope, Guangxi cinnamon, Jilin wild ginseng, Kanto velvet antler, Yunnan cardamom, Sichuan coptis root, Guizhou orange, Dong 'agong gum, Longya, Chrysanthemum morifolium, saffron, Dongling ointment, Babao Kunshun, Zhao's female elixir, Guangdong Wuji Baifeng Pill, Deshunqi, Liu Jiabao's Chijin and Tiger.

B What's all this for?

Your father took the wrong medicine!

B then you didn't eat wrong.

A life is screaming, and he has returned to that world.

B is dead

A, your big brother quickly called you to the front and set about doing nothing.

The second family has the eldest son and the minister of state.

A: "Dad paid attention to it before his death, and he will inherit the inheritance after his death, and then pay attention to it."

B: That's right.

Stop talking about clothes and coffins. Pay attention to building this shed.

B how to pay attention?

A technician invited by Beijing Liuhe shed shop built a ridge shed with five ridges and six beasts, one hall and one volume. Crossing the street archway, crossing the street shed, gong at the door, bang on the left, click on the right, the second floor of the bell and drum, quiet avoidance, mirror name. There are four tents for monks, Taoists, fans and Nite to read Taiwan every day. There are monks in Guangji Temple, old people in Baiyun Temple, lamas in Yonghe Palace and nuns in Sansheng Temple. Stop for 7749 days, treat guests without accepting gifts.

Listen more carefully.

A is considerate to friends and relatives.

How considerate is b?

A says you should drink tea first, which is too particular.

B made a pot and everyone drank it together. It's amazing.

A: It's exquisite. Pay attention to drinking famous teas from various provinces.

Tell me.

A I want to drink Hangzhou Longjing, Huizhou Lu 'an, Guangdong Black Tea, Fujian Brick Tea, Yunnan Pu 'er, Tieye Dafang, Daye Xiao Ye, Queshe, Yuqian, Tieguanyin and Dashoumei. Relatives and friends can drink whatever they like.

B is more particular.

A smoking is also very particular.

B how to pay attention?

A kind of cigarette Guandong table, Yizhou leaf, Lanzhou hookah, Fujian silk, Luzon, Egypt, powder bag, front door. Friends and relatives can smoke whatever they like.

B is more particular.

A is also very picky about the wine he drinks. Drink Sichuan Daqu, Kweichow Moutai, Shaanxi Xifeng, Shanxi Fenjiu, Hengshui Baigan, Zhejiang Shao Chen, Golden Brandy, Lotus White, Acanthopanax Cortex, Silver Chen Lu, Wine, Beer and Cars. Drink whatever you want.

B is more particular.

The mat has a beautiful surface.

B how to pay attention?

A table for six.

B is still an official position.

Spoons, small handleless wine cups, wine glasses and barrels; There are large plates, small plates, combined bowls, high plates, high bowls and duck ponds in the middle. The whole table of porcelain is a hard color of the first-class official kiln in Jiangxi.

B Good food is not as good as fine utensils.

Sixteen kinds of fruits were served on the first course.

B what's there?

Jiashenzhou Peach, Sha Ying Grape, Beishanyuanzi Apple, Henan Yali Pear, Nankou Shaguo, Shanxi Persimmon, Bengbu Pomegranate, Henan Huo Da, Haidian Fruit Lotus Root, Guangdong Litchi, Shantou Tangerine, Fujian Orange, Nanyang Jackfruit, Xinjiang Hami Melon, and Tianjin Small Liu Zhuang Green Radish.

B There are all radishes.

There is an ice bowl in the middle.

B what's there?

There are water chestnut in Wanshou Mountain, chicken's head rice in Shishajiao, lotus seeds in Beihai, big flat almonds, fresh walnut kernels in Leling, jujube kernels, melon seeds in Balizhuang, and Gaga jujube kernels in Langjiayuan.

B hey!

A There are four dried vegetables, four cold cuts and four pickles.

B four dry?

A Suzhou melon seed, Tai 'an candied dates, Hunan lotus seeds and Xinjiang raisins.

B four cold meats?

One Sichuan bacon, Jinhua ham, sugar floss and Russian enema.

B Four dishes of pickles?

Beijing Liubiju's black dishes, Dongyang's sweet radish, Tiemen Babao dishes, and Wang Zhihe's stinky tofu.

B stinky tofu is also served?

16 sets of snacks will be added to the armor.

B what's in it?

The moon cakes in Jia Zhengming's Zhai, the sesame cakes in Zhimei Zhai, the stuffing cakes gathered together, the fried pimples in Zhajiang Noodles in Tongfu, Zhajiang Noodles in Dingheju, Mujiazhai, the milk-rolled lamb in Quanfang Building, the fried dumplings in the lamp studio, the instant noodles in Luming Literature Garden, the dry cakes in Dujia Village in Yangcun, the fried cakes in ears, the fried sheep tails in Yongyuande and the cheese in Beijing Nanhuashi were all fried in the same place.

B Are all your relatives and friends full?

A: not yet.

B Yes, what seat are you going to take?

First of all, pay attention to the dishes used in the kitchen.

B what's there?

There are Daidamei in Liulangzhuang, Jingxi, potatoes in the mouth of the prefect, yams in Majuqiao, Chinese cabbage in Anwei, green onions in Jinan, Chunbulao in Baoan, leeks in Tianjin, pheasants in Balizhuang, cucumbers, peas in Nanxiimen, garlic seedlings in Nanyuan, winter vegetables in Sichuan, cinnamon in Guangdong, pepper in Sichuan, Guangyang and rice vinegar in Liu Du.

B yes! How much will it cost!

What's the biggest advantage of a mat?

B how to pay attention to the law?

A full of surprises. What did your father like to eat before his death and what did he do for his relatives and friends today? That's not counting. Which restaurant, which restaurant and which chef cook the most famous dishes, please invite him to your home and prepare another room to cook such children's dishes. This dish has twenty-four courses.

Tell me what B has.

Jia Quanjude's roast duck, braised chicken in Daoxiang Village, Sen Chunyang salted duck, Pu's cheese chicken, sweet and sour fish in Tongxingtang, grilled fish head in Zhimeizhai, stewed claw tip in Zhimeilou, sugar lotus seeds in Fengzeyuan, steamed rice duck in Huifengtang, lion head in Xinfenglou, eight kinds of pig in casserole, fried liver in Huixianju, roasted sea cucumber in Dengyinglou, large intestine in Tianhe Imperial Wine and roasted mutton in Bai Kui.

B and crispy rice.

A is very picky about the date of the funeral. At the gate, there are 48 people in Li Yong Bar. They changed 64 bars in the street. The bartender shaved his head, took a shower, put on his boots, and 32 people carried the big mirror. In front of him, there are four sheds for monks, Taoist priests, fans and nuns to attend the funeral. There are, Jingde, shentu and, Zuo, Boyihe, pioneers, money-spraying beasts, Zhenhai cattle, heroic fighting spirit, white cranes, reins, eagles, dogs and camels.

B was also a deacon of the Qing Dynasty.

A clear the way, keep silent, avoid cards and urge the flag. Burn paper, Zhong Jun, the executioner. All the drummer music. There are Flying Dragon Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, flying bear Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Eagle, Flying Ao, Flying Dog, Flying Leopard, Twenty-four Filial Piety Flag, Shadow Pavilion, Soul Bridge and Dragon Soul Car. Eight umbrellas are all embroidered in Hunan. There are incense umbrellas, flower umbrellas, red umbrellas with crooked necks, lifting stoves, pan stoves, Goering vermicelli, 24 pairs of gold deacons, golden melons, cymbals, axes, air stirrups, fingers, palms, fists, and a pair of big hands holding ice paddles, machetes, elephants and dragons. There are pine lions, pine pavilions, pine cranes, pine deer, pine eight immortals, pine flags, pine umbrellas, pine sedan chairs, Citi, flower umbrellas and flower sedan chairs. It stretched for eight miles, detoured four roads and was carried back.

B why not bury it?

A haha! There is no cemetery.