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Collect the classic words of Zaizai (Vic Zhou)

1, what is an action movie?

200 1 week and OD (the actor of Qinghe) host entertainment programs.

OD: Son, do you want to have sex?

Son: I don't want to, because. . . . . . . I am not a man of action.

2. Pure knowledge

In Hong Kong in 2002, a reporter asked about "sex".

Monday hit the nail on the head: "It's emotion plus exercise."

The reporter fell to the ground.

Monday looked innocent.

3. Genetics

Reporter: Son, what did you inherit from your father?

Zhou: It's from my father. . . . . . . I'm a boy, too

4. Physiology _ Where is the yawn?

In 2002, Zhou was interviewed by Tao Zi after his first release from prison.

Wang: What moved me most was that the three of them took the time to see it.

Tao Zi: Why do you have something wet in your eyes?

W: No.

Tao Zi: What's that?

Wang: I yawned just now.

5. A child: What are you catching? It's no use robbing the basement without me.

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55555555555 got a glass of water, there was no place to sit, and the floor was taken away.

5. Too handsome to be struck by lightning

When the first album was released, a boy with beautiful curly hair was asked about his hairstyle.

Argument: The weather in my house is bad today, and I was struck by lightning when I went out.

Step 6 play songs

At the press conference, a boy in a black suit looked serious and unsmiling. Unlike in the past, the reporter was puzzled.

Wang explained: "Because I wore a suit on a formal occasion today, my expression and eyes should be more dignified."

Jay giggled.

7. Filial piety

YG: Remember what Mom said to you?

The son (without warning, he fell into a state of wide eyes and small eyes for 30 seconds) "forgot to give living expenses?"

YG: Is there anything I've always wanted to say to my mother, but I can't?

Cai (with a sexy voice ...) "Mom, my money has been remitted!"

A boy laughed until he hurt himself.

8. About romance

Reporter (dealing with business): How do you want to spend Valentine's Day?

Zaizai (very serious): I was just eating and drinking at home with my girlfriend.

Reporter (refreshed and hostile): Do you want your girlfriend to get drunk?

Wang: Yes, I want to get her drunk. . . (The reporter is ecstatic, there will be headlines tomorrow ...)

I will eat all the dishes on the table (Reporter: I will. . . )

Reporter (unwilling): Do you wash dishes?

Zaizai: Wash. . . . . Just wash your own . . . (Khan. . . How rude)

9. Whose mother?

Making zongzi with Dai Jun "I think of my mother every time I eat zongzi." Dai Jun said while eating zongzi

Zaizai took a serious bite of Zongzi and said, "Well, I thought of your mother, too."

Dai Jun was silent. .

10, about weight

Reporter: Son, you are much more stable now than before.

Zaizai is honest: I only know that I am heavy, but I don't know if I am stable.

1 1, slow

One day at the signing ceremony, a Hong Kong fan sincerely said to Aberdeen: I'm from Hong Kong? (looking at him with joy on his face)

Wang smiled heartily as he signed it. What are you doing here?

Fans scratch the ground with their heads.

12, with frame

One day on the show, the cartoon boyz was booed. A boy was so depressed that his brother left, and a boy took revenge maliciously:

"Take them to urine test, I suspect they are taking drugs. . . "

13, honesty

Moderator: When I was a student, would I be afraid of the crumpled Chinese class?

Wang: I'm not afraid! Chinese is a subject I like very much.

Because. . . . . . . . . I can read anything!

14, smelly fart 1

Play a policeman One day, crossing the street, foaming at the mouth, said:

Why did a handsome man like me become a policeman? If I want to debut, F4 is nothing! !

15, stinky fart 2

My only hobbies are electricity and cars. 18 years old, get a driver's license and earn money to buy a sports car.

The host asked, "Is it to pick up girls?"

Cai is full of confidence: "Bubble girls? Then I showed my face. "

16, one of life and death

At a news conference, a reporter asked an unpleasant question, but a boy didn't want to answer it, so he replied on the spot: "mental derangement"

The reporter laughed off the accident and gave up.

After five years of debut, more than N journalists were scolded crazy by a boy, but no one recognized his big name.

17, I don't know what to do.

At the pilot of Crazy Love, I was asked by a reporter what the characteristics of the roles that Big S and Biddy Sulan have cooperated with.

Answer gladly: "They are all short wax gourd!"

Everyone laughed, Vivian was at a loss, and Big S was in charge.

18, I don't know what to do.

Jerry Yan and Sammi Cheng made a film, and the media spread rumors to verify Yu Zi.

Zhou lay down his life and stood up: no, he can't like Sanmei, I like it better.

Sure enough, in the second year of Pepsi activities, Hong Kong journalists got their wish.

19, I don't know if I live or die.

One day, it was rumored that a rich woman in Hong Kong paid N yuan to support several stars. As soon as the news came out, all the stars avoided it. The only child is talking nonsense, shouting "deal" and labeling himself: new goods are on the shelves.

20, courage

One day, I participated in a New Year's entertainment program and made a sentence with the word "money". Others say "both talent and appearance" or "deep pockets".

The appearance of a boy brave, a stroke of a pen:

"Sister Chai is good or bad"

civil servant

2 1, idols are idolized.

One day, a boy raved: If you join me in Qixin, kidnap Andy to my house, force him to sign my name, and then teach me to sing a song, you'd better make Andy succumb to my charm, hehe. You must help me realize this wish, or I will cry my eyes out, I will pull out my eyelashes, and I will never tell you jokes again, hum! Afraid! Then I will discuss the details with you. You followed Andy with a stick, and I shouted, Don't move. . .

22, finally ungrateful

A friend asked: How do you feel when thousands of people see you every time? Touched or proud?

A boy was in a daze for a long time. In retrospect, he was worried: "I hope they can touch me gently next time."

A friend pinched his nose: Is that right?

Suddenly, Cai's eyes opened wide and she said thoughtfully, "Fortunately, they won't pinch my nose."

23. When China meets.

How did Hua Ze finally die? ...

Wang: Just as he was in a daze on the balcony, Cunningham suddenly ran over and shouted "Hua Zelei!" " "Accidentally knocked him down.

24. Which is more difficult?

Reporter: You always sing live when you sing. Why not lip-synch like some artists?

Zhou: lip-synching is more difficult because. . . . Remember the words when you talk to your mouth.

25, sincere

Before the exam, a boy went to Wenchang Temple to cram for the Buddha.

Temple owner: As long as you tell the gods your wish, it will come true.

Zhou: That. . . . . . . Speak Taiwanese or Mandarin?

26.apes

One day, Tsai Ing-Wen participated in an entertainment program hosted by Ou Di and Huang Zhiwei. Chua just stood among them, forming a state in which the height of the three people increased step by step. When the camera was aimed at the three people, Cai said, "Do you think it looks like the evolutionary history of apes?" Conveniently made an ape crawling action.

I wonder how the shortest Ou Di feels. ...

27. communication

F4 managers are often bombarded on the Internet for various reasons. The reporter asked about Zaizai.

A boy was very excited after hearing this. After the dance, he replied: I am so happy!

The reporter broke out in a cold sweat: Why?

A boy despises the reporter's cleverness: because our agent is becoming more and more popular!

28.medicine

Zaizai participated in the fat mom program in Hong Kong, and someone bickered with her fat mom, which made her fat.

A boy on the side laughs, and his five senses move.

The fat mother is angry, but what she is angry with is Zaizai: Zaizai, what are you laughing at?

Zaizai quickly replied, I am allergic to pollen.

29, food science-the role of fried chicken

Qian Weishan: According to the staff regulations, you can't eat fried chicken?

Wang: It's not forbidden. I eat less greasy food myself.

Qian Weishan: For this album?

Wang: No, I think my speech is becoming more and more glib.

30. Family relationship

S: Boy, you have to call me sister!

Zaizai is very determined: No! !

I am older than you! ! !

Zaizai is more determined: but you are shorter than me! ! ! !

3 1, literature

One day I wrote Spring Festival couplets about filial piety, which comes first.

Moderator: Just write "Days increase years, people increase life."

Naizai was at a loss and mused: In the naive years. . . . People are really thin. . .

Filial piety is a stroke of a pen: I am so thin in naive years!

Zaizai's words are like a spring, he said: there are more than half a sentence!

32, the truth

One year, F4 held a press conference in Singapore.

Reporter: I heard that you dare not sleep alone. Is it true?/You don't say.

Wang corrected seriously: no, I dare not sleep alone, I just. . . . I just can't shit alone.

33.taste

Wang: Don't you think that different people wear the same brand of clothes? . . . For example, some people just can't wear the texture of CK.

Reporter: You mean, can you wear the texture of CK underwear?

Wang pondered for a moment and felt a little guilty: hmm. . . I can only wear underwear.

34: Who can?

Record promotion is the same as Kangkang and the program "Eating Crossroads", eating tea eggs.

Kangkang: What won't you eat?

Zaizai looked at Kangkang and said seriously, I don't eat eggshells.

35. About sports cars, I remember what he said in Kangxi:

S: So you like that sports car? What brand do you like?

Wang: Like Porsche and Ferrari.

Kang Yong: Then why don't you buy it?

Wang: I think driving this car at my age is like being locked up.

Kang Yong has three black lines on his head.

A reporter asked a child at the concert: Will he jump off the stage?

A child: No, why jump?

Reporter: What if it is requested by the audience ~ ~ ~

Some children: ... well, I hit the audience ~ ~

37. Face reality

Reporter: Some people say that you became popular with a face. what do you think?

Cai Tsai told reporters with a serious face:

Actually, yes! At the beginning, I only left a face impression on everyone! So I will take good care of my face.

Stop touching it, it will wrinkle.

38. Be careful

One day, Zaizai was on the show, and suddenly it was very quiet. The host was very surprised. After repeated encouragement, a boy still insisted on silence, and the host was helpless.

A child patiently explained, "If I talk too much, my tongue will get tired, my pronunciation will be incorrect, and the company will fine me."

39. disgusting

F4 is the same as the previous program. Previously, Zaizai brought a lot of food to F3.

Boy: This thing is very hard. By the way, guess what comes out first?

F3 looks alert and confused. .

With a smug face and a gorgeous smile, Cai loudly announced that it was a tooth.

40 oolong

F4 appeared on the stage as the host at the Golden Melody Awards.

Jerry Yan: Some people say that we can't sing.

VanNess Wu: Some people say that we can't act.

Zhu Xiaotian: Some people say we can't even talk.

Three people laughed coldly and looked at Cai Zi in unison. . . .

Zaizai, who was wandering in a trance, suddenly fell into a petrified state and kept it for 15 seconds. Then he said cautiously, so we are here to support this activity. . . . . We must resolutely oppose piracy!

There was silence, silence. . .

4 1 Thank you

Pepsi F4 Blue Touch Thousand People Party

Moderator: What do you think of your friendship this year?

F3 people praise and encourage each other.

Zhou suddenly stood up and faced F3, intending to bow:

I think Zhu Xiaotian is the most knowledgeable. VanNess Wu taught me a lot of body language, and I also learned about his working attitude.

But ... . . . My legs are just numb now. I want to stand up.

42, predecessors

One day, Angela Zhang and I recorded a program together. After listening to his songs, I immediately made an egg-like mouth shape.

"You can't see that your thin chest has such a big lung capacity! So thin and have such a good voice. "

So I gladly named Angela Zhang:-Zhang Hongliang

Who is purer?

One day I was interviewed by a reporter:

"Now I go to recall how happy I am with a girl. For example, we travel together, walk along the beach together, play together, and then, and then, and then two people naturally. . . . . . That's it. " The louder you talk, the more guilty you feel. )

The reporter is sweating like a pig, thinking only about how to write tomorrow's news. . . .

"There is no pull. Kissing, of course. You must be wrong. " (The plan succeeded and won. . . )

The reporter sighed, why didn't he give incense to the bodhisattva this morning?

44. Care

One day, Tsai Zi and Tao Zi in Xiao Tian's program talked about Xiao Tian's nose ring. Xiao Tian said that his nose ring had been sucked in several times.

With a worried face, Zaizai anxiously asked: Have you been excreting smoothly recently?

45。 Cai and Kangkang went to the food intersection, and the proprietress brought them some mountain products, emphasizing that it was very fresh. She said, "This dish comes from Susan. We just picked it and it tastes good. "

Zhou Zai picked up chopsticks and said, "I know this. Is Susan his brother? "

Kangkang and his boss, the proprietress, immediately entered a language contest and began to stare at each other.

46, jealousy

Xiao V turned into a handsome guy with short hair in order to shoot young Ah Fu, which is amazing.

When asked by reporters, Jerry Yan and Zhu Xiaotian praised him again and again, but Weizi looked depressed. The reporter was puzzled and asked him.

"Son, what do you think of Vanessa's hairstyle?"

"Not good!" Zhou Zaizai flatly said

"Why?"

"Because he is more handsome than me" is very depressing.

47. There is no coldest, only colder

Wang tells jokes:

"This is the story of potatoes and stones, stones are girls and potatoes are boys. One day, Ma Shu proposed to Stone and gave her a diamond ring. The stone was thrown into the sea with a bang. Then Uncle Ma was very angry and went to the sea to find and swim. A few years later, a man went to the seaside. Guess what he saw? "

The listener is dubious: "What is it?"

Son: "just potatoes, he is still looking for a ring over there!" " "

The listener was dumbfounded, and three black lines gradually rose on his forehead. He sighed bitterly in extreme depression: he was cheated again.

A boy laughed wildly.

48, ghost chat

Aberdeen: "I'm a little scared when I suddenly become red, so I'm always out of my wits, so I'm getting more and more depressed." Look into my eyes as if I have something to say. "

Big S disdains to do nausea and vomiting.

Naizai's eyes were fascinated and he looked at Big S affectionately. He said very seriously: "In fact, you said that you like me because of this, otherwise. . . . . Why did you send me shoes? "

49 years old, resigned.

In order to take photos of wandering dreams, the stylist wanted to try the latest "seduction wave makeup", but a boy refused to follow suit and fought to the death without results.

A well-proportioned boy looked at himself in the mirror and laughed wildly:

"If I were a girl, I would be beautiful!"

50. Tao Zi looked at Princess Zhu Huan affectionately.

Tao Zi: The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so I dare to separate from you ~ ~

A child: In your words, I really want to commit suicide. ...

Subtitle: Son, you can't change your lines ~ ~

5 1 ideal

One day, Xiao Tian and I were on the show together. Xiao Tian was criticized by small fans and was deeply hit. She lamented her short appearance and decided to start learning The Way of Management.

The host turned around and asked Cai Zi: What are your plans for the future?

Zaizai's eyes are like gold ingots, extremely excited and infinitely yearning:

"After entering the entertainment circle, I found that there are many handsome guys in the circle. Therefore, if I want to attract handsome guys in the circle and open a "duck shop", I will definitely make a lot of money. "

When it comes to filial piety, he is very helpful and says firmly in Yilan Mandarin:

When my duck shop opens in the future, I will definitely invite expert Xiao Tian to "commit adultery".

Hearing this, Xiao Tian turned pale, foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground-God, why should I be on the show with him?

52. Orthogonal reaction

In 2002, a boy went to a video store in Taipei as a manager to promote his first album.

The reporter asked: What does it feel like to see your records all over the store?

Disgusting, Zaizai said shyly: Disgusting.

53 jealousy

During the trial of Crazy Love, the reporter wanted to make some obscene articles because the handsome men and beautiful women were in power in the play.

Reporter: Xiao Tian, do you have feelings for Vivian?

Filial piety is cunning: as long as she likes me!

(Vivian is at a loss for a moment, and the reporters are in a state of eye contact, and the scene suddenly becomes cold. )

At this time, a boy came forward again, looking at filial piety and looking wronged and sad: but I like you!

Everyone laughed.

54 considerate

In the meantime, and the host Huang are going to comfort a fan.

Huang: Do you want to surprise him?

Zaizai thought seriously for a long time and made up his mind to say, "Then when she comes in, put a bucket of water on her head." .

55. gossip lover

In March 2005, a boy traveled to Japan. After the interview, he was very interested in visiting places of interest:

"Who wants to go to daikanyama, wait for me, Zhouhou love scenic spot is a must."

Calm down

One day when the fans met, there were people all around the lake, and a boy was speechless. He just looked at the fans with a shy expression and innocent eyes.

After the meeting, the staff praised with one voice: Son, you are very calm and have great general demeanor!

Wang whispered cautiously, and said modestly, I was just too scared to speak. .

optimism

Once in the announcement, the host told Wang a fortune, and the result was that Wang was very insecure.

Moderator: Are you still afraid?

A boy looks relaxed and considerate. He comforted: Now people are still nervous in crowded places, and they don't feel hunched. They used to carry their own bags. Now grab the fat. . . . It was a close call. I'm glad to have a fat man with me!

In the second half of 2002, a child gained weight rapidly because of quitting smoking and physical discomfort, which is the chubby period.

580,000 Nice vs. Chyi Chin

One day, Zaizai went to Super Sunday.

Huang Zijiao somersaulted as Van Niss, and then asked, "Is that right, son?"

Staring at it for a long time, zai zai said carefully, just now, you looked like you were coming. . . (Jiao Jiao is proud of it). . Chyi Chin's! . . . (Jiao Jiao falls to the ground). .

59. Play a trick

One day, I fell in love with "Happy Sunday" by the little swallow because of the publicity fanatics.

Compere: Why does Zaizai have the most NG?

Confident and heroic: NG lens is the most wonderful and beautiful, so I will bet on the last one.

60. blessing

Brother Xian: I wish you all unmarried children. . .

Aberdeen: Yes.

Brother Xian (half crazy): That's not right. . . Think of another one

Zaizai is very sincere, from the heart: then I wish you all. . . . . . The Year of the Monkey jumps like a monkey!

Brother xian is crazy

6 1. Extreme narcissism

Zaizai went to the project for health check-up. As a result, the nurse only caught the skin and had no fat at all.

The host's mouth watered with envy.

Zaizai gloated: "It's natural that you want to have it, but unfortunately you don't, because God doesn't love you, only loves me."

62. In fact,

Before the stray dream photo was released, I went to entertainment for 100% publicity and asked about the photo stamping meeting for two days.

Big S asked Cai: Son, what do you dislike most about what fans do to you at the stomping party?

Boy: Hit me.

Big S: Then some people are afraid of strong kisses from fans. Hug, and you?

Wang: I don't care. It's just a hug.

Big S: What if you rush up and go straight down?

Wang: See what she looks like and what type she likes (close her eyes and look up).

Big S: You are still real, you child.

Experience.

In order to take dew point photos, I went to Japan to bask in the sun, and the temperature of hot springs was extremely high.

The staff is a little worried: what is this like, boy?

Aberdeen: The feeling of boiling eggs.

64. A pouting historical child.

Cai He Da S came to Beijing to promote the God of War and was interviewed by Nana in the entertainment circle.

The next question is' who is more stingy?' , why?

........

Wang: (Finally, a piece of A4 paper is almost full) It seems that we really have a set. We are not stingy, but a little' rich'.

Lord: it's a very simple thing to write so long!

Da: if there is no, there is no. Why is it so long?

Son: (Hundred Arguments) You said you would write the reason! Bully me! (super cute pout)

Look, he is pouting again! (Laughing wildly)

Boy: Ah! ! ! Is there a rule against pouting? (Big S is still laughing) Ah, OK OK OK! Children who have done wrong have to admit their mistakes, haha! )

65. Three examples. . . .

Wang: "I like it because of her thick lips. "

"ah? That boy, do you like girls with thick lips? "

Wang: "I can't say that either. Thick is thick, but it should look good. "

"Oh ````` who is ugly with thick lips? Please give three examples. "

Wang: "Huh? Then it's just me, Zaizai and Vic Zhou. ”~ ~ ~ ~ ~

66. When Cai called Qian Jia, Qian Jia asked Cai who he was.

I like you very much ... Qian Jia ... I grew up with you for 20 years. I'm your fan ... I love you. "

Qian Jia smiled and said, "But I haven't been out for twenty years."

Cai Qiang said, "Yes, you have .. You are" above ten thousand people ".."

Qian Jia: "I forgot? How can I debut for 20 years? 」

Cai just said, "I ... Anyway, I don't care ... I love you."

Qian Jia smiled and said, "You just love me ~ ~ OK! So, who are you? 」

Cai said, "Um ... hello, I'm Jerry Jerry Yan."

Qian Jia and the rice ball shouted, "Really? 」

The king added, "Actually, I am Vanness." Qian Jia asked incredulously, "Who is it? Who the hell is it? 」

Cai said, "OK ~ ~ I'm Zhu Xiaotian." Qian Jia said, "Really? But is Xiao Tian's voice like this? 」

Finally, Cai had to say, "But we all like Cai ... OK ~ ~ I'm Cai! Congratulations. Congratulations. "

(Then the screen shows the photo of "Sister Head" hosted by the sub-class. )

Wang shouted, "Don't take this photo ~ ~ This photo is too much ... OK ... OK ... Call in and come here to be humiliated!

End the conversation quickly. Shi Jia Qian asked with a smile, "What if you continue to say that you love me?" 」

The king said awkwardly, "huh? If my identity is discovered, I won't need it. "

67. Mandarin does not rotate, and Taiwanese is even worse.

Many people think that Tsai Ing-Wen can't speak Mandarin well because he speaks Taiwanese at home, but in fact.

Kangxi came. Frankly speaking, his family didn't speak Taiwanese to him.

Xiao s then asked, how does your family communicate?

One boy raised his hands, kept drawing circles on the other, and then pointed at you and pointed at himself. . . Khan, it turns out that all family members use sign language.

When Xiaoyan asked Guo Shilun if he rode a motorcycle, Guo Shilun replied: I didn't ride a motorcycle.

Cai said ... he can't ride a motorcycle ... because he is Guo's "four-wheeler" ...

69. Tao Zi: Son, I heard that you played a gangster in Crazy Love?

Aberdeen: Yes, because I got a tan when I was abroad.

70. Moderator: It's time for fans to ask questions.

Fan friend asked: Boy, I'm so happy to see you, boy, I love you! ! !

Aberdeen: (laughs) Is there a problem?

7 1. Tao Zi: Son, do you know what organic food is?

Aberdeen: Organic food means a chance to become food.

Tao Zi (laughing): Boy, you are sick. Do you know what thalassemia is?

Aberdeen: Oh, it's thalassemia-a person who swims in the Mediterranean will be anaemic if he swims for too long.

72. When promoting Crazy Love, I will go to TBVSG instead of Xu Huaiyu.

Zaizai, Xiaotian and Vivian were asked to introduce themselves.

Tian: "Hello, this is ODA of Montblanc."

V: "Hello, I'm Vivian Zhao Jiale."

Cai: "Hello, I'm Cai, Vic Zhou."

73. Ask him how many red envelopes he will send home during the New Year.

Aberdeen said first, "About five or six figures." After that, he asked curiously, "What are those five digits?" .........

74. During MAV, I went to the haunted house and asked the female ghost if she wanted to sign.

The female ghost came up with a classic saying of a son: flash you and cut it with two bars.

A child laughed wildly: Rhett has gone to the underworld. Gangdom can't buy piracy-_-#

Reporter: Son, when was your first kiss?

Some kid: Kiss your face?

Reporter: Q.

Embarrassed (as if I can't remember clearly), Zaizai said, "It seems to be a second country, too."

Subtitle says: the sequela of too many girlfriends. "

Aberdeen suddenly said; "However, I will kiss my face first."

The reporter fainted!

76. Gorgeous jokes

Zaizai is on Xiaoyan's sister's program. They are looking at photos of Zaizai's childhood.

Sister Xiaoyan asked who was in the photo? Zaizai said it was his neighbor.

Later, when I saw the photos of my graduation from high school, Sister Xiaoyan said that she looked like Acheng, Taiwan Province, while Zaizai said that she was not, but a stills of Acheng, Taiwan Province.

78. At Singapore Yard, a tourist visited f4. When he arrived in Zaizai, he was very worried about whether he had enough sleep.

The boy said that if there is, the caller laughed at him and said that I heard that you dare not sleep alone.

Wang retorted: I dare not sleep alone, that is, I dare not go to the tuba alone to make people laugh ~

79. Big S recommended his massage chair to Zaizai and asked him to send his father over.

He said, "All the parts inside are broken. My dad is obviously uncomfortable sitting on it, and he has to endure the pain and tell people that my son is really filial. "

80. Reporter: Did you work as a child?

A child: yes ~ I sold ice cream for only one day, so hard.

Reporter: What?

A child: because eating is very hard ~ ~ q

8 1, Zaizai and Taozi are in the Asian Entertainment Center. They are talking about Zaizai wanting to buy a sports car.

Aberdeen: I am a person who pursues speed.

Tao Zi: Really? So are you driving steadily? Fast and stable

Aberdeen: No, I'm small and hurt. ...

82. I don't know the so-called

I remember one time in the meteor dream, he cooked steak with Qian Jia.

Qian Jia: If we want to cook steak, of course, we must find steak first. ...

Aberdeen: No ... we need to find a rag first. ...

Qian Jia:? Why take the rag?

Aberdeen: Because they are all baked here ... so it's very hot ... If you don't have a rag, you can reach for it with your hands ... Wow! It's a platoon! !

83, completely speechless

There is a phone call from a fan on the show. The fan's name is Bear.

Then zai zai said, bear?

Fan: Yes.

Aberdeen: What about Winnie?

Fans: ...................

Crows fly everywhere ~ ~-_-#

84. Moderator: Cai has improved the Mandarin of Hong Kong fans, because fans have to learn Mandarin before they can talk to him.

Cai said, "No, I can't speak Mandarin well. They talked to me and taught me ....................................................................................................................................................