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Funny comics, four squares, what's the good topic? It was just a joke! !

The young man complained to the Zen master. The Zen master smiled and put a handle on his forehead, with a banana and an apple in his mouth. Then he took a pot in his left hand and a cup in his right hand, poured hot tea, then took out an axe and threw it into the air. Finally, he took out a scorpion to stab himself. Did the Zen master say that it is natural to move or natural for scorpions to sting people? Did you hear the cry of pain from the sky? If he wants bananas, don't give them to apples. They are in pain, so they naturally put it down. The young man listened thoughtfully and dialed the telephone of a mental hospital.

When Leng Yan was accused of being noble behind his back, he didn't like talking to others, was not approachable, didn't take the initiative to find someone to chat with, and gradually alienated some friends. I really want to hug them and cry on my shoulder: people are really lazy. ..

Every time you argue with someone for a long time, it will pop up suddenly. Would it have been more awesome if I had said that? Then fall into a kind of obsession, imagine each other's reaction, it is really urgent for yourself …

Many people's wireless routers have passwords and will be turned off when they are not at home. I don't have the spirit of online sharing. I always have a wireless router on, and I never set a password to let people around me find my signal. If the connection is successful, I will be very happy. Although I didn't install broadband, I don't think it matters anymore, because I gave them the most important thing in life: hope.