Through a sketch script

Sketch is a small art work. In a broad sense, prose covers a wide range. In ancient Indian Buddhist scriptures, it refers to the seven-volume Prajna Paramita Sutra, and in prose, it refers to the short style. In a narrow sense, sketch generally refers to the shorter art of speaking and performing. The following is my carefully compiled script about crossing sketch, hoping to help everyone.

Through the sketch script 1 A Cinderella

B Avenue+Xiannan

C second sister+stepmother

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a Cinderella. She was born in a happy family, but since her mother died, her father married a stepmother and gave birth to two daughters. Cinderella was mopping the floor that day, and she thought of her own mother again.

Cinderella: Singing: Only mothers are good in the world: Only mothers are good in the world. A child without a mother is like a grass. Where can you find happiness without her arms?

Narrator: The stepmother suddenly jumped out, startled Cinderella and turned back in surprise!

Stepmother: Cinderella, Sing begins: Say I love you, I just want you to mop the floor, pretend to leave and secretly supervise you. I noticed that you didn't see me and didn't care about mopping the floor. Hurry up and mop the floor. Hum!

Cinderella: Singing: Whose tears are flying: Whose tears are flying? Are they the tears of a meteor? Whose tears are flying? Are they the tears of a meteor?

Narrator: Just as Cinderella was crying and full of emotion. Beep, beep, the multimedia message came from the mobile phone.

Big sister: Wow! You did a good job. I finally got the invitation to the Prince's Ball. "Sing: 1001 wishes" I made my 1001 wishes. One day, happiness will always listen to me, regardless of time and cost. Youth is my chip. I will be the bride of the prince.

Second sister: You? Just kidding! Singing: I am the one who cares about you. I know the prince best, I love him the most, I love him for his sake, me, me or me. I am the bride of the prince.

Sister: Are you the bride and the prince? Forget it!

Second sister: What, are you jealous?

Elder sister: You ...

Stepmother: Daughters! Stop arguing! Singing: Love each other: Because we are a family, a family that loves each other, and affection comes first. No matter who is the bride, we should sincerely bless each other.

Elder Sister and Second Sister: Yes, we should work together. You can, we can. Nothing can stop the infinite power in my heart.

Stepmother: That's my girl. Ready to go.

Cinderella: I want to control myself, and I won't let anyone see me cry and look at you helplessly, but there is nothing I can do to make you disappear at the end of the world. I also want to go to the prince's ball.

Narrator: Just when Cinderella was sad, suddenly, the room was brightly lit and a fairy appeared!

Xiannan: Hey! Sing: Look at the girl across the street. Look over, look over, look over. Don't be frightened by my appearance. Actually, I'm cute.

Cinderella: So ... who are you?

Xiannan: Er ... I don't know who I am! I am ... Doraemon of Singing. Every day is the same. Occasionally I have a whim. As long as I have Doraemon, I will laugh infinitely. Share with me when you are happy, stay with me when you are sad, and take out its magic pocket to forget your troubles.

Cinderella: Really?

Sinan: Well, I am Doraemon, and I can help you realize your wish!

Cinderella: My sisters all went to the party. I don't have a car. I can't go. I want a car.

Xiannan: No problem ... Look! Human trailer!

Cinderella: Wow! I want this!

Xiannan: OK, what else do you want?

Cinderella: Look at this stupid mobile phone in my hand. It's not a color screen. I can't get the multimedia message of the prince party.

Kennan: Oh! I see. Look!

Cinderella: Wow, Apple is "crazy"!

Kennan: How about it?

Cinderella: Well, not bad. Let's go!

Xiannan: I'll push the rickshaw and go to the party together!

Sing: Sister, go forward boldly, go forward, and don't look back.

Crossing the sketch script for 2 hours: after 1000 years;

Grounding point: broken bridge side;

Characters: Fahai, White Snake, Xiaoqing, Xu Xian, Little Monk.

Fahai (walking on the stage and holding out orchid fingers): Amitabha, hello donors! Fahai, the young monk, is very polite (bald head, robe, shoes). Donors can call my dharma name "fahai" after the boundless fahai, which means "the head is the shore". You can also call me a monk. A thousand years ago, that punk Xu Xian called me "Hagrid" and cheated on me. Su Zhen called me "Brother Fage", hehehe! ! ! (cringing, touching a bald head with his hand) Brother Fage, don't be angry. It's nothing personal. But don't take it amiss. I was as handsome as you, otherwise, why would Little White Snake follow me every day? Brother Fage, do you think I'm beautiful? I just ignored her when I was concentrating on practicing Buddhism. I regretted it when she was kidnapped by that hooligan Xu Xian. I asked what the world was like, and only taught people to live and die together. It is not until you lose love that you know how to cherish it. I sniffed it with my nose, if necessary. ) Ten days, ten days, ten days.

Ten days: The young monk went to bed for ten days (with a broken robe and hat and a long string of beads hanging around his neck, almost reaching his knees) "Amitabha, where is the monster?" Wait till I get down. Master, there are many evil spirits. Why don't you come? I'll be back when I go backstage to pee. "

Fahai: No, it is useful to keep urine.

Ten days: Oh! What kind of monster is it? That's amazing.

Fahai: The road to the Millennium, right?

Ten days: Her? Who is she? Is it Master's old lover?

Fahai: Thousands of years ago, I grew up with her and practiced together. She calls me brother Fahai, and I call her White Snake.

Ten days: What happened?

Fahai: Later, later, later, Xu Xian spent two pence to buy a meatball. He sat on the broken bridge and looked at the beautiful woman. He accidentally dropped the meatballs in the West Lake. When I found it, I told her that I didn't expect her to steal my meatballs and increase her reputation for a thousand years out of thin air, so we parted ways. I take my yangguan road, and she takes her wooden bridge.

Ten days: Master, why don't you get back at her!

Fahai: I can't beat her! I wanted to fight at that time, and she had turned her face. Why wait until today?

Ten days: Oh, now the master can hit her.

Fahai: I don't know, but my strength has been greatly enhanced since I got the Zijin Bowl and the golden mord. I should be able to compete with men and women.

Ten days: Oh, incomparable!

Fahai: Why?

Ten days: You are a man and she is a woman.

Fahai: How do you know?

Ten days: Everyone knows it, as long as it's not unisex.

Fahai: Well, that's right. I am practicing Buddhism, and she is practicing witchcraft. Evil cannot be defeated in the end. You spoke very well in ten days. I'll give you a bowl of meat for dinner today.

Ten days: What kind of meat?

Fahai: How about tofu brain?

Ten days: An inedible pig? Cattle? Sheep?

Fahai: We are monks.

Ten days: Su Dongpo once said: "No meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. You see, I am malnourished.

Fahai: Why is the host fat and cute? I also want to be cute!

Ten days: You must be stealing food.

Fahai: Stealing food? What did I steal? What is not for you to eat! (Touching the belly, eyes thinking)

Ten days: You must have eaten meat secretly outside and had enough. Of course, those vegetarian dishes don't like to eat, so let me eat them.

Fahai: Amitabha, sin! Sin! !

Ten days: No, I think it's ok. I'll go first.

Fahai: Go, go! It's really ... (I waved my sleeves and ran away in ten days)

Xiaoqing began to play.

Xiaoqing: Fahai old bald donkey ran for ten days. Let's see what else you can do.

Fahai: Sister! What brings you here?

Xiaoqing (approaching Fahai): Brother Fahai, let's go! My sister will come soon. (White Snake eavesdrops again and then goes on stage)

White Snake: Xiaoqing! What are you doing? Are you seducing men again? Oh, dear! Even the old monk?

Fahai: Xiaobai, am I very old? Fargo is angry, and the consequences are serious!

Mrs. White Snake: Huh? It's the Fargo brothers! (Holding her glasses)

Xiaoqing: Sister, didn't you say you would kill Fahai all day? Fargo, what happened? Fargo's name is really nice.

Mrs. White Snake: Where am I? Brother Fargo. Don't listen to that child's nonsense.

Qing: Hum! I have a recording!

Play recording

Xu Xian: Honey, the old bald donkey in Fahai won't come to see us, will he?

Mrs. White Snake: Don't worry, officer, it's been a thousand years! Didn't dump him Maybe he's dead.

Xu Xian: Aren't we still alive? Maybe he's alive, too

White Snake: Even if he is alive, I will call him back.

Xu Xian: Has this lady practiced "Nine Yin and White Bone Claw"?

Mrs. White Snake: Hmm!

Xu Xian: Congratulations, madam!

Mrs. White Snake: Well, aren't you afraid of him now?

Xu Xian: I'm not afraid.

White Snake: Even if he doesn't come, I will find him!

Xu Xian: Why? One more thing is better than one less thing. We are fine now!

Xiaoqing shuts down, (end of recording)

Qing: How about it? Fargo, I'm not lying to you.

White Snake: Well, Xiaoqing, I raised you for so long, but you betrayed me. "Turn to Fahai and listen to me.

Fahai: Amitabha! The sea of suffering is endless, and it is not easy for two benefactors to practice. Don't go astray. By the way, Xiao Bai, why do you wear glasses?

Xiaoqing: She is studying Jiuyin Bones Claw.

White Snake: I read the love letter you wrote that year. I read word by word in the dark, and that's it.

Xu Xian: Why did this lady strike up a conversation with another man? I'm thinking, still an old man, alas, still bald, alas, go to be a monk, ah! ! Brother Fargo, run back)

Fahai: Come back!

Xu Xian: Fargo forgave me. She seduced me. I'm sorry, Fargo forgave me!

Fahai: Hehehe! Come on, it's been a thousand years. If not, you, me and she will succeed.

Qing: What about me? Have you never thought about me? I pay attention to the Millennium in my spare time. (The background music "One Thousand Years Later"

Fahai held Xiaoqing's hand and hugged tightly.

Fahai: I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeves without taking away a cloud.

Ten days: It stinks! Cool! ! The poop stinks, and it will make people feel refreshed and comfortable after being discharged! Master, I'm back. Hey, beauty, hey, if it isn't Sister Xiaoqing.

Xiao Qing: Little Tian Tian!

Ten days: sister hug!

Mrs. White Snake: It stinks! !

Xu Xian: Xiaotiantian, I'd better not wipe my ass and shit.

Fahai: I'm used to it. Let's go for a drink.

Ten days: Master! Monks can drink?

Fahai: Every friend has a thousand glasses of wine, and every couple has more than half a sentence. It will be vulgar after drinking. Come on, Xiaoqing!

Qing: Brother Fa, that's great. Hold his hand, Xu Xian also hold the hand of the white snake. Brother Fage, who will treat you? I have no money.

Ten days: Hehe, only I haven't touched it! (Left hand touching right hand)

Through the third theme of the sketch script:

Through the form of sitcom, using the expression of sketches, we can learn from the past and make foreign things serve China, and show the attitude and understanding of contemporary young cadres on learning and career, as well as their positive outlook on life, love and family. Entertainment, elegance, liveliness and unconventional.

Scene:

In the Song Dynasty, the Ministry of Housing (in charge of salt, iron, branch and household) recruited talents on a global scale, and entered the interview stage after layers of selection, civil service examination and professional examination. Today, there are five interviewers, three specially invited examiners, and candidates enter in turn. They all talked about their views on theory and practice, life value, love and career in combination with their own work and life experiences.

Character (8 persons):

Candidate:

1, Forrest Gump (American, with a sense of justice; Answer the feeling of life) 2. Supreme treasure (national first-class athlete, Olympic high jump champion; Answer career and love) 3, Kong Yiji (academic master, profound theoretical foundation; Answer questions about theory and practice. Mulan (a war hero; Explain the understanding of the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development and provide national defense and public services. Realize the ideal of life) 5. Jane Eyre (Britain, a self-respecting female representative in the new era; Answer the question of how women realize their self-worth) Examiner:

1, Lao Bao (fair and rigorous, with strong ability to recognize people)

2. Dongpo (great writer, famous scholar)

3. Guiying (a heroine among women, with great intelligence)

Stage (props, lights, speakers, etc.). ):

Waiting for the interview seat and the interview exam on the same stage;

Five people are waiting on the left side of the stage; The interview is held on the right side of the stage.

Light and sound cameras move;

Costume props should be as professional as possible in order to achieve the best stage performance.

Script text:

Dongpo: (coming up to wipe the table, suddenly turning around) Today is the first day for us to interview the household department of the Song Dynasty. This recruitment, facing the world, attracts talents. The students interviewed today all passed the civil service written test and professional test, and foreigners also took the TOEFL test in Chinese. Parents asked me to join in the fun, be an examiner, and there are two others, (pointing to Taiwan Province left) Justice Bao-! (Old Bao enters the stage from the left, salutes and takes a seat) Another heroine, Guiying! Guiying, run from stage to stage, wave and sit down.

Bao: There are five interviewers today, three from the Central Plains and two from the West. Next, we begin today's interview. First, American youth, Forrest Gump! (Forrest Gump runs in with a box of chocolates and sits down) Welcome to apply for an account. Please briefly introduce yourself and talk about your views on life.

Forrest Gump: When I was young, I had an IQ of 75, but I was sincere and kind to life and others. I played football for four years and got a bachelor's degree. My mother told me before she died that death is a part of life, and life is like a box of chocolates, the taste of which is often unexpected. Dongpo: Well, you speak very well. Life is like a box of chocolates, the taste of which is often unexpected. What kind of chocolate do you think the household department will be?

Forrest Gump: I didn't know until I tasted it myself. Moreover, everyone may feel differently. Life is like a feather in the air, drifting with the wind, and I don't know where it will be parked. My mother believes that I will control my own destiny. I will try my best to give full play to the strength and wisdom given to me by God. I can definitely look back and sigh: at least I have never lived a mediocre life. I hope my life will stop at the household department. For the benefit of the public, I will continue to run hard. I believe that I will have companions to join, and more companions will join this cause.

Bao: OK, next, Mulan. (Mulan strides in)

Guiying: Can you talk about the motivation of applying for the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development?

Mulan: As a person, let me talk about my own ideas. When I left my relatives to go to the front, when I guarded the border, when my comrades and I fought bravely to kill the enemy, when we crossed the hometown of the Yellow River Club after our triumph, I thought that because of our defense, our people could happily go to work, attend classes and surf the Internet in the rear. What a happy thing!

Guiying: We are all grateful to you. You are the loveliest person.

Mulan: Thank you. At the same time, I saw and thought that the soldiers' shoes and socks, as well as clothes and shirts, spears and guns, rice and military firecrackers for fighting, were provided by comrades in our residence. When I come back from this job transfer, I want to join the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development and continue to contribute to the national defense cause of our country.

Bao: You speak very well. Okay, next, Supreme Treasure. (Mulan, Supreme Treasure jumps forward)

Guiying: Some people say that career and love, like fish and bear's paw, are hard to have both. If faced with the choice of career and love, what would you do?

Supreme treasure: As an enterprising male monkey, I have also faced the painful choice of career and love.

Bao: Really? Can you say something?

Supreme treasure: Five hundred years ago, the Tang Priest saved me and invited me to India to learn Buddhism from him. I know, this is a very promising career. After finishing this task, I can make a name for myself in the Central Plains. However, at that time, my beloved Xia Zi girl wanted me to stay and marry him. I left love painfully and set foot on a journey to the west. Now, although I have achieved great success, the imperial court has also given me the opportunity to work in the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development. However, there is a voice in my heart. There was once a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years! (Supreme Bao sighs and goes back) (Dongpo, Lao Bao and he cry, and take out handkerchiefs to wipe their tears)

Guiying: I'm so touched. What a beautiful love story. (sobbing) Oh, by the way, how is your teacher, Mr. Tang? I haven't seen him for days.

Supreme treasure: Since the SARS in April that year, the master has become a SOHO family. It is said that an album was released recently, one of which was written for angels in white who was fighting against SARS.

Guiying: What song?

Supreme treasure: (singing affectionately) Only you ... ...

Bao: (Raise your hand to interrupt) Ok, sing later!

Guiying: (glancing at Bao awkwardly) Sorry! Next, Jane Eyre. Some people say that women live for love and men live for their careers? As women, how did you meet?

Jane Eyre: First of all, I think that although men and women are different, our spirit is the same, just as men and women will stand before God after passing through the grave. A good man in my mind is a man with both career and tenderness. And women should not only bravely pursue love, but also lose themselves in love. I once said to Rochester, "If God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make it as difficult for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you now." Guiying: So should women have their own careers?

Jane Eyre: Of course, women in the new era should have their own careers. A woman's success in her career will make her life better. I used to be a good tutor, and now I want to bravely start a second life. I want to be a person who serves the public, so I applied for the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development. I believe that the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development will provide a broad world for women with ideals.

Dongpo: What a good girl. This is the last interviewer for today, Kong Yiji! (Kong Yiji steps forward slowly) How to realize the transformation from scholar to civil servant?

Kong Yiji: Confucius said: A, B, C, D, Ugly. There are two turning points in my life. The social security system of the imperial court made me stand up again and take a sip of old wine. Today, I feel that I will face the second turning point in my life. I studied hard in Shaoxing for decades and read a lot of classics. Although I am only a scholar, almost like a bachelor, I have always insisted on writing and published many theoretical articles. For example, there are several ways to write fennel in the study room of inpatient department, a quantitative economic study on the consumption tax payable on old wine in Xianheng Hotel, and a legal analysis of whether a scholar steals a book or not in Da Song Law. Also, this is a letter of recommendation from Mr. Lu Xun. Dongpo: Your theoretical foundation is not bad. How do you think these will help you in the housing department? How do you change your role?

Kong Yiji: Through going to pubs and theoretical study, I got a deeper understanding of the social and economic situation of the Song Dynasty countries and firmly established the consciousness of serving the people. I believe I can change and adapt well. First, I have love, I love children and people, and I will give people more fennel beans to eat. Second, I am enterprising. Ask not what the court can do for you, ask what you can do for the court. Thirdly, I have a deep research on the consumption tax of wine.

Bao: OK! Thank you. Thank you five. Today's interview is over All five people are excellent talents, which makes it difficult for us to choose.

Thank you. Goodbye. (three people together)

Through the fourth article of the sketch script (there is a song of salt on the radio, and the voice is very low. There are three tables and four salespeople inside and outside the supermarket gate, and there are fruits and milk powder on the tables. The shop assistant is busy packing the goods and greets the customers with a smile.

(Here comes a customer, carrying a schoolbag and watching. Drinking a drink and entering the supermarket)

Hello, welcome. Please wrap it before entering the supermarket.

B: ok, everyone is so beautiful. They were easy to talk to when they came. You are new here, aren't you? Everyone knows me. I don't need to keep my bag. I am of such high quality that I won't steal.

A: Elder sister, I know you are of high quality, but we have regulations here. Please cooperate with my work.

B: Look at your sweet mouth. I'll take it. How to open it later?

A: Elder sister, you choose the goods in the supermarket and then pay at the cashier, who will open them for you.

Oh, the cashier is over there.

a； Please go west. ...

B: (exaggerated) You just went to the west. Why do you talk like this in the morning?

Sister, hear me out. I said go ahead and turn right to the cashier.

B: Don't be angry. Hehe, I know where the cashier is. I just wanted to see if you were angry. I'll see if there are any goods I need first.

A: (handing a shopping basket to the customer) Sister, please put your schoolbag in this basket, so that it is convenient to choose goods.

B: Mm-hmm. The service is really good. (Talking while watching milk powder while drinking drinks)

A: Please put down the drink, too. They are sold in the supermarket.

B: Put down the drink. What should I drink?

A: If you don't put the drink down, they will still charge you when you get to the cashier.

B: You are still collecting money. Okay, I'll put it down.

C: Hello, welcome. Would you please have a look at the milk powder?

Ok, this one is better than that one. My child is seven years old. Please choose a milk powder to drink.

C: Sister, your children should drink. ...

(Sighs) Gee, I just like shopping in Bai Yan. Bai Yan is so nice!

Schreiber: Of course, we in Bai Yan have always advocated quality service. However, we have never understood the importance of service, and now everyone is consciously serving customers, which is also the result of our continuous efforts for more than 20 years.

B: (Ask yourself and answer yourself) Oh, that's impossible. I often go to Bai Yan. I think the former Bai Yan was at best poor in terms of conditions. Look, look, when I came, Baiyan people were so enthusiastic.

Schreiber: Then you are wrong. If you don't believe me, I will show you what Bai Yan was like before the reorganization. It was also called "department store" at that time.

At this time, the lights went out and began to cross the salt 120 years ago. Now the actors are all down, and hundreds of old salt people are on the stage, with the lights on by the way. )

B: B I saw employees in Bai Yan knitting sweaters, picking vegetables, playing poker and chatting. B asked the celery how much it was before she arrived, but no one paid any attention to her. How much is this wool a catty? Nobody paid any attention to her. Alas, alas, I asked if there were any bargains. At this time, an employee was impatient, gave the customer a white look and said, why, wait a minute, and then they all chatted and did private work ... this is a stupid place, and I won't even come here to buy things if I give me money.

Voice-over: See, if so, we can't keep up with the development of the times, and finally we can only be eliminated. Therefore, under the leadership of General Tian, we implemented the shareholding system reform, which improved the service quality and made customers happy and satisfied. Only in this way can we have more loyal customers and make the development of Bai Yan better and better.

Yes, that's right. Look how good the salt is now.

Voice-over: Better. In the future, we will set stricter standards for the sales of goods and services, regard customers as friends, stress honesty, and make Bai Yan your intimate shopping bag and vegetable basket. Tian, our manager, put forward "after ten years, add another zero", whether it is our own benefit, regional benefit, employee benefit, customer service, to a higher level. You are welcome to come to Bai Yan often and witness the development of Bai Yan with us.

B: ok, I will definitely come, and I will come often in the future. I want to see the people's own salt. (At this time, Yan Bai's singing became louder, and all the actors joined hands to make a curtain call. ) The work is getting better and better.