Such a debt collection script

Xiao Li (protagonist)-26-year-old college student who just graduated a few years ago. Cheerful and lively personality, creative, a little clever, smart but sometimes informal. Such as challenges and adventures. After graduation, I started my own business and started a debt collection company. With my smooth way of life and good eloquence, the company is still operating well.

Wang Datian-55 years old, nouveau riche. Deep pockets, money, but no culture. Think money is everything. I was a butcher in my early years and raised pigs in my hometown. Because of an accidental opportunity, I suddenly made a fortune and my business grew bigger and bigger. Being away from home all the year round, I basically don't go home because of my busy business. There is a son, Wang Xiaozhuang, who is very fond of him materially.

Zhou Haonan-28 years old, Wang Datian's bodyguard and running errands, has always regarded Wang Datian as an idol. Personality talks to everyone and it's a ghost story. I like to kiss up to my boss, Wang Datian.

Jiao Jiao is 28 years old. Wang Datian's secretary-general looks beautiful and loves to dress up. Unmarried young women, bent on marrying a rich man, always try their best to attract Wang Datian's attention.

Wang Xiaozhuang-17 years old, son of Wang Datian. I am a senior three now, and I am clever and sensible on the surface, but I am rebellious and have my own personality.

Chen Wuhua-53 years old. Tu, Wang Datian's wife, once started from scratch with Wang Datian. Radical and straightforward personality.

Xiao Li appeared while walking and fixed a position on the stage.

Xiao Li told the audience: the sun shines in the sky, money smiles at me, debts are swept away, and the New Year is so lively. Don't look at the ads, look at the results. Sooner or later, you have to pay for this mess. Little brother, I just graduated from college for three years and have a good way to make money; I start a company to pay off debts, and every time I call for debts, it works. What, you don't believe me? If you don't believe me, please read my hint.

Xiao Li: Telephone help works well. Business will naturally find you. Answer the phone hello, this is 18 18 debt repayment company. Press 1 for telephone debt collection, 2 for door-to-door debt collection, and ..... for manual service. It's you, right, right, don't worry, you're on your way, and the debt you mentioned will come back soon. Hey, wait for the good news. Goodbye. Hang up the phone, for the audience, it's really God help me! This kind of business is new to me. How come? You also want to know

Xiao Li: I received a business deal with the younger brother of the audience the other day. It looks like a lot of money, but in fact it pays a lot. Said he was going to Futian construction company for a huge sum of money. The mysterious money is packed in a big red box, which is said to be priceless. Although it's a bit strange to collect debts at home during New Year's Day, I will do my job well because I have something to earn. Hey, look, here we are.

Xiao Li is going to knock on the door, as if talking to himself from the script but telling the audience. Don't knock at the door yet, let me show you when I get dressed. Take out your sunglasses and coat from your bag and go there dressed as a punk. I can't believe he didn't hand it over!

Xiao Li began to knock at the door, and Zhou Hao opened the south door.

Xiao Li saw that Zhou Haonan's aura suddenly weakened by half, and sunglasses scared her face, but she still pretended to be calm and lowered her voice to pretend that Wang Datian was young and dangerous.

Zhou Haonan: I was confused at that time, and then I pointed the finger at myself.

Xiao Li: Take two steps back and pretend to be calm. That's right. It is you. Let's go in and talk slowly.

Zhou Haonan: Xiao Li was dragged by handfuls, and Xiao Li's sunglasses almost fell to the ground.

Two people sitting on the sofa, Xiao Li put on broken sunglasses.

Zhou Haonan: Just say something.

Xiao Li: pretend to be deep and make things up. Do you know the firefight in front of the feed factory five days ago?

Zhou Haonan shook his head.

Xiao Li: Do you know the case of headless female corpse outside the pig farm three days ago?

Zhou shook his head and was not interested.

Xiao Li: The mysterious fact is ... I didn't do all this! However, if you don't give it to me soon, don't blame me for doing something worse than this.

Zhou Haonan disdains yo, where is the elder brother?

Xiao Li: On the banks of Fuxi River, at the top of Futaishan Mountain, at Hongheba Courtyard, I am the legendary dragon crossing the river and the sea. Everyone calls me Brother Long.

Zhou Haonan: Disdain dragons? You are a one-stop service for the moving team. Young man, I have no time to talk to you here.

Xiao Li: Young man? Back in those days, when I debuted, you didn't know where to move bricks.

Zhou Haonan: I despise you. You are so small, you are still a brick. Watch your back.

Xiao Li: Pretend to call hello, Ah Fu, my brother Long, is everyone ready? Yes, bring more people and steel pipes. Yes, Futian Construction Company, hurry up. Yes, Zhou Haonan will come soon. However, as long as you hand over your things, we will talk about everything slowly.

Zhou Haonan: Angry thing, I will beat you up today! Get ready to pick up Xiao Li.

Xiao Li reached into his bag and touched something. Look at it! Hao-one leng, look back.

Zhou Haonan saw that it was just a water gun. He grabbed the water gun in one hand and knocked Xiao Li on the head. He is going to open the door and kick Xiao Li out with his other hand: Fuck you, you psycho.

Zhou Haonan dumped Xiao Li as soon as he opened the door, just in time for Wang Datian who came back from outside and stood at the door. Wang Datian was followed by his little secret Jiao Jiao.

Xiao Li said to Zhou Haonan, Ouch, Ouch ... Brother Datian, I was wrong, I was wrong. ...

Wang Datian stared at Zhou Haonan in surprise, furious and excited: What's the matter?

Zhou Haonan's momentum immediately weakened, and he followed: boss … this … listen to me …

Wang Datian: Tell me, tell me nothing. I'm not asking you to watch the door. How dare you pretend to be me? You want to be fired, don't you This month's bonus will be deducted by half first.

Zhou Haonan: Timid, flattering boss, please go easy on me. Me too. ...

Xiao Li told the audience, looked at Wang Datian, and muttered: So this is the original.

Wang Datian: Why are you still staring at Zhou Haonan? Didn't I ask you to put that 10 thousand lucky money on my son's bank card? Go now!

Zhou Haonan: Yes, yes, yes, I'll go right away. Is it easy to whisper to the audience while walking? Me, when I get rich, I'll ruin you if I don't start a company. ...

Wang Datian to Xiao Li: Who are you?

Xiao Li was embarrassed at first, then pretended to be calm and recited in a tone. I am not a passer-by, I am just a passer-by. Xiao Li stepped down.

Wang Datian: Mental derangement ...

Jiao Jiao helped Wang Datian with his bag and said obsequiously, Oh, boss, calm down. These people know nothing. You just got back. Go and rest. He said, and pulled Wang Datian in. I'll write a manuscript for tomorrow's meeting right away.

Wang Datian: Nod. Well, you and I will have a meeting at noon tomorrow.

Jiao Jiao was very excited, patting Wang Datian's distant figure. Being with my boss is really the greatest honor in my life. I will write a copy as soon as possible to ensure your satisfaction. ...

Wang da is in disgrace.

Jiao Jiao pouted to himself, as if to say to the audience: Gee, I still like to ignore it. Just an upstart pig farmer. If I didn't want to catch a rich man, this girl wouldn't lower herself and treat you like this. I am also a beautiful woman as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. Just like your stupid 8 megapixel camera can't show your resolution, I really think of myself as Daniel Wu ... and then I sat at my desk and wrote a copy.

Xiao Li came from the other side of the stage. This time, he changed his suit, tied a tie, grew a beard and dressed up as a middle-aged successful man.

Xiao Li: Talking to yourself is like talking to an audience. The magic is one foot high and the road is ten feet high. As long as you are thick-skinned, you will pay all your debts. Everything must be skillful. He didn't buy it! Say to the audience, can I get it?

Xiao Li knocked on the door.

Jiao Jiao was writing a manuscript when she heard a knock at the door. She is a little impatient and provocative: who is who? The door is unlocked. I don't know if I can come in.

Xiao Li pushed through the door.

When Jiao Jiao saw Xiao Li's suit and tie, his tone changed at once. Who are you?

Xiao Li pretends to be an elegant and deep successful person: Hello, here is my business card. Take out your business card and give it to Jiao Jiao.

Jiao Jiao read the business card while reading: Zhao Youfa, CEO of Youfa Real Estate Company, immediately changed into a smiling face. It was Zhao Zong. Hello, please sit down first and I'll pour you a cup of tea.

Xiao Li: Pretend to be polite, please.

Jiao Jiao looked crazy and excited, and said to the audience, Oh, hey, it's really hard to find a place to do it. Just now I was talking about the rich, and now I have a bachelor. I have to seize this opportunity.

Jiao Jiao put the tea in front of Xiao Li and said gracefully, Zhao Zong, please have tea.

Xiao Li: Thank you. Is boss Wang there?

Jiao Jiao: You said the boss deliberately concealed it. He has just gone on a business trip. I'm Jiao Jiao, his secretary. If you need anything, tell me that you are taking it out on Xiao Li.

Xiao Li: I am secretly happy, but I pretend to be polite. Well, some time ago, our company wanted to cooperate with your company on a project. I discussed it with Mr. Wang in private. Mr. Wang himself expressed great wishes and expectations. I was going to see Mr. Wang today to get the contract, but unfortunately, Mr. Wang is not here now, so I'll see if you can come ...?

Jiao Jiao: Oh, I see. The boss should be back soon. If you don't mind Zhao Zong, why don't you sit here and wait, and we'll just talk?

Xiao Li: Well, I have to go back as soon as possible, because there are still many things waiting for me in the company. Mr. Wang told me on the phone earlier that the contract was in a big red box. If he is not in, please let me get it myself. ...

Jiao Jiao rolled his eyes. Oh, well, I'll help you find it.

Xiao Li continued to pretend to be gentle in drinking tea and reading newspapers, while Jiao Jiao pretended to be "looking for" the box.

Jiao Jiao is a sex maniac. He can drink all 2.5 pieces of green tea, and the taste is 250. He is also Gao Fushuai. He has good taste! Really like it more and more!

Jiao Jiao walked half a circle around the sketch funny room in the office, pretending not to find it, and came to Xiao Li.

Jiao Jiao: Pretend to be serious, Zhao Zong. I have looked for it carefully, but I have never seen a big red box.

Xiao Li: How? Why don't I look for it with you again?

Jiao Jiao: Pretend to remember. Yeah, I remember. The boss must have left it outside on a business trip the day before yesterday.

Xiao Li: Surprised by what? !

Jiao Jiao: How about leaving the hospital? Why don't we go out for a cup of coffee or something and I'll ask the boss when he comes back?

Jiao Jiao just finished, Wang Datian came out from the other side of the stage.

Wang Datian: Jiao Jiao, have you finished eating?

Jiao Jiao's dilemma: I haven't ... I haven't started writing yet. As soon as the topic turned to the boss, Zhao Zong said that he wanted to talk to you about something, saying that he wanted to talk to you about a contract. ...

Wang Datian wondered: Zhao Zong ...?

Xiao Li: Sorry. Yes, I'm a driver in Zhao Zong.

Wang Datian: Memories. Why don't I know what I know about Zhao Zong?

Xiao Li sang to Wang Datian: You don't know why I am so careful, but now there are many things you don't know in the sky that you can't see ... After singing, you ran away and Xiao Li stepped down.

Wang Datian was furious: psycho ...!

Jiao Jiao: Disappointed ... It turns out that he is not Zhao Zong. ...

Wang Datian: Look at you. You can't handle such a small matter well. What other paperwork are you doing? Hurry up and help me send the document I asked you to print yesterday to the opposite office building!

Jiao Jiao: OK, OK, boss, I will deliver the goods to you as soon as possible. Go down with the file.

Wang Datian was sitting alone in his office when the telephone rang. Wang Datian: Answer the phone. Hey, Wuhua, well, you can have New Year's Eve dinner first. I can't come back. Why don't you come back later? I haven't been back for the Spring Festival for three years. You are busy here. Yes, yes, did you get those two mink coats I bought you in Hong Kong the other day? I just sent someone to give my son a lucky money of 10 thousand yuan, so I won't come back. Please hang up during the new year.

Wang Datian: What do you want for the New Year's Eve dinner? Help yourself to some firewhip beef from my hometown and start looking for firewhip beef in the office.

On the other side of the stage, Xiao Li dressed as a fortune teller (wearing sunglasses, carrying a bag, holding a fortune-telling signboard and a fortune-telling card).

Xiao Li: I told the audience that in ancient times, Liu Bei looked after the thatched cottage for virtue and I looked after Futian for debt collection. This road leads to Rome, and neither method can work. Let's change it. If we don't get it, we will have to use a trick, that is ... to steal it mysteriously ... to avoid attracting attention ... Xiao Li knocks at the door.

Wang Datian: Really ...?

Xiao Li's nagging: Hey, big brother, you are full of heaven and Fiona Fang, with a strong figure and well dressed. What a rich and expensive face! Wang Datian rejoiced and said, Oh, it's the first time I've met such a discerning person. What are you? Xiao Li: At the foot of Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon, next to Miaoguan Temple, I am a well-known Li.

Wang Datian: I suddenly realized. Oh, no wonder I've never heard of it. So it's called something ... yes, a smart mind keeps its mouth shut. Come on, Lizzie, come in and sit down.

Xiao Li: Big Brother, I am very responsible to tell you that I have confirmed that I have never held any official position in the court. Please call me Li, or Li.

Wang Datian: Sorry to see me here. I haven't read any books, but I just can't talk. No offense, fortune teller. We have something to say. After Xiao Li entered the room, he looked around first, and then took out a "magic mirror" to look around.

Wang Datian: Nervous. What happened? Half fairy?

Xiao Li: Check your fingers. Have you met anything strange recently?

Wang Datian mused: It seems strange. In a very short time, I encountered two mental disorders. ...

Xiao Li: The hand index counts, mysterious: one of them is wearing sunglasses and the other is wearing a suit, right? Wang Datian: Good idea, fortune teller. You're amazing!

Xiao Li: I'm sorry ... I'm not alarmist. In the near future, these two people will pose a serious threat to your career and wealth. ...

Wang Datian was terrified: huh? then what

Xiao Li: If you want to find a way to comfort, you must first start with the reasons. In the final analysis, the reason is your office. There is something wrong with the layout, which is easy to attract villains. All we have to do is change the position of this thing, and then our luck will naturally turn.

Wang Datian suddenly realized: Oh (long ending), so that's it. What do you think of fortune tellers?

Xiao Li: If I count correctly, there should be a big red box in this room.

Wang Datian: I admire you, fortune teller. It is under my desk. Let me show you. Wang Datian went to move the box under the table, and Xiao Li was laughing alone.

Xiao Li told the audience: Here comes the opportunity.

Wang Datian brought the box: Look, this is it.

Xiao Li: I saw my eyes light up, but I pretended to be calm and cleared my throat. This is the problem. I see your room is so neat, and there is no other place to put this box. So we will implement the second method, that is, let me take this box back and give you a magic lamp, and then send it back to you in two days.

Wang Datian hesitated: This ... fortuneteller, do you think there is any other way? This box contains very important things, so …

Xiao Li: Oh, I can understand. So I'm going to put a spell on this box now, so that it can touch the aura of the fortune teller?

Wang Datian: How to cast spells?

Xiao Li: You just have to do as I say. First, close your eyes. Second, open your eyes after dozens of times. Leave the rest to the fortune teller. Wang Datian: Well, it's all up to you.

Xiao Li: Then let's get started.

Wang Datian: Close your eyes. One, two, three, four ...

Xiao Li moved the box furtively and left. Just as he was about to walk to the door, he suddenly heard a burst of anger.

Wang Datian: Stop! !

Xiao Li turned around in horror and found Wang Datian behind him, embarrassed: I ... I was casting spells. ...

Wang Datian: Catch Xiao Li. Do you really think I'm an idiot with water in my cerebellum? I have long thought that you are not a good person, you thief, and I will call the police now! Look for the phone in your pocket.

Xiao Li: Don't panic ... no ... you misunderstood, I didn't ... At this moment, there was a knock at the door, and it took Wang Datian a long time to pull Xiao Li over.

Wang Datian: Look, you must have committed too many crimes and started to arrest you. I told you to steal ... I opened the door while pulling Xiao Li. Chen Wuhua stood at the door with his son Wang Xiaozhuang.

Chen Wuhua: Speak louder, Wang Datian! Don't go home for the New Year. I knocked on the door for so long, but you didn't say a word!

Wang Datian: Wuhua, you're just in time. Let's take this little thief to the public security bureau together!

Chen Wuhua: That's enough. I called him here.

Wang Datian and Xiao Li were surprised and said, What? !

Xiao Li: So ... So your employer is you?

Wang Datian: What ... What is this?

Chen Wuhua pushed Wang Datian with his hand: What's the matter with you? Tell me yourself, how long has it been since we met, and how many years have you not been home for the New Year?

Wang Datian: I want to quibble: I ...

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, Dad, you don't know. My mother and I think about you every day. My friends and classmates, both juniors, are very happy every day, but you are always indispensable in our family.

Wang Datian: I'm ... I'm busy at work ... Besides, why do you want someone to steal this box?

Chen Wuhua: What's in this box? When you opened the box, it was a gift from Xiaozhuang and me every birthday, right? Our family takes family photos together every Spring Festival, right? What are these? It's memory, it's family, it's our love for you. You owe us all, and now I want it back! Get the box.

Wang Datian: I ...

Xiao Li told: Sister-in-law, don't get excited yet. Brother Datian is also trying to make more money and make you and your son live a better life. ...

Wang Datian: Yes, I also want to buy you some brand-name clothes so that Xiaozhuang can change to a Mercedes-Benz BMW every day at school.

Chen Wuhua: When you are angry with Qian Qian's money, you know it. When you were still killing pigs, we started from scratch, two steamed buns, a dish of pickles and a meal. Although we are poor, we have a good time. But now, we are rich, but you are out every day, ignoring me and my son, and sometimes I don't see you several times a year. Do you know how we feel?

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, Dad. Now, although you always ask Uncle Zhang to pick me up at the school gate in a BMW Mercedes, I still like when you used to ride a bike to pick me up after school.

Wang Datian is guilty: I see ... It turns out that all along, I have been focusing on money, ignoring people around me who really care about myself and what you really want. I am ... incoherent.

Xiao Li: Forgive Brother Datian and Sister Chen Wuhua.

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, Mom and Dad, let's go home for the New Year.

Chen Wuhua: Actually, I have never blamed him. I just hope he won't be so tired for us, don't take money as a burden, and go home more if he has nothing to do. Our family is kind and happy.

Wang Datian: Come on, let's go home for the New Year! Xiao Li, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you just now. Now I want to thank you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't understand so much today. Otherwise, you can join us.

Xiao Li: No, I haven't been with my family for a long time. I want to go home for the New Year. Touch the phone. Hey, mom, hey, I'll be right back for dinner with you.