A humorous copy that makes people laugh.

1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

2. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

3. Cook with your wife at home. I finished eating first. I said, "You can do the dishes later! Wife: "The way you talk to yourself is really funny! "I ...

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.

5. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

6. Many people say that if they can't tell fortune, they will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!

7. The target for this year is: 1. Buy a 65438+ million watch; 2. Buy a car with a price of 6.5438+0 million; 3. Buy a 5 million house; 4. Find someone willing to lend me 665438+ ten thousand.

8. "When was the peak of your life?" I cleared my throat: "That was twelve years ago. You must be a man with a story! No, that time I went to the kindergarten class and got a good baby certificate. "

9. Although I have no money, I will save it. Just like today, I just took a fancy to a Rolls Royce, but I didn't buy it. I saved millions at once. On second thought, I am really a thrifty housekeeper!

10. In the past, my motto was "Don't bully the young and the poor". After years of struggle, it was finally changed to "Don't bully the poor". "

1 1. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

12. In fact, real rich people are very low-key, and their appearance is invisible. Take me for example. Although I often ride a broken bike to the streets, who would know that there is an electric car at home?

13. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse a little, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you either.

14. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by my mother, and single dog by others when I grew up. You will be the history of animals all your life.

15. Drive along the expressway. Arriving at the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" " Next to the buddy, a weak question: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?

16. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

17. "If your wife and your lover fell into the water at the same time, would you rather find a plump one or a petite one?" "I still can't swim."

18. I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

19. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

My roommate used my washing powder without my permission. This kind of person is really boring. He has promised to help me wash clothes, so he can't buy washing powder himself?

2 1. Maybe you are dissatisfied with the status quo and think you are fat, ugly, frustrated, poor, stupid and declining ... But please believe that everything will be fine, and gradually you will feel fat, ugly, frustrated, poor, stupid and declining.

22. I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

23. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

24. I just saw a handsome guy, riding a big motorcycle, rumbling, with long hair and big sunglasses, shuttling through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. So fast, so handsome! It's just a little ugly when you get in the ambulance.