I have two objects, one is ugly and has a formal job, and the other is beautiful and a contract worker. Which one should I choose?

1。 Personal life safety cannot be guaranteed. There are too many people with mental illness in this society now. When you marry a beautiful woman, it is inevitable that someone will be jealous, and it is inevitable that someone will be upset, so I will follow you, cut you with a knife, cut you with an axe, and hit you with a stone while you are not paying attention. For my own safety, I decided not to marry a beautiful woman.

2。 Privacy is not guaranteed, beauty itself is the key, and there are often some perverts who take pleasure in peeping at beauty. As soon as you marry a beautiful woman, haha, maybe one day, when you open the curtains, you will find someone standing outside. You are really happy to see what has happened and will happen to you.

3。 Dignity cannot be guaranteed. If you marry an ugly girl, you can give her orders. If you marry a beautiful woman, it will be different. What if she smiles and says to me, "Will you do the dishes today?" I guess I'll just have one or two bones left at once, and go to the kitchen to wash dishes regardless of a man's dignity.

4。 Scared, married a beautiful woman to go home, but also worried about whether someone will rob you, and whether the wife will not be lonely and wear a green hat for herself. Marrying an ugly girl is different. Even if we quarrel, we can boldly say, "forget it, just me." I have a humanitarian heart to save lives, otherwise who will marry you? "

5 。 I'm not a hero, so I don't need it!

6。 Some people in the province lamented that "another flower has been inserted in cow dung". Beauty is unlucky since ancient times. The fortune teller said that I would live a long life. I don't want to be widowed too early.

8。 A beautiful woman spends too much, even if she doesn't want me to spend it, I will help her spend it. In order to avoid this, so ...

9。 Beautiful women are old, and the contrast will be great when they are young, but ugly women are different. Young and old are the same. ...

10。 Haha, this is the most crucial one, because there is no guarantee that any beautiful woman will have a crush on me, so I can't eat grapes and say sour grapes here. Ha ha ha ha, no, there's a kitchen knife flying by, I'm out!

You may regret marrying a dinosaur for a while, but in the long run, dinosaurs have many benefits, summarizing the eleven advantages of dinosaurs.

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Look at the beauty advertisements now, from pulling double eyelids and rhinoplasty to breast augmentation and waist-tightening. The means are vicious and the process is cruel. It is estimated that the underground workers couldn't stand it, but that's how an artificial beauty was made. And if you marry a dinosaur, you don't have to be afraid of where she has been artificially treated, because after being treated, she is not a dinosaur, so you don't have to worry about marrying a universal warrior.

Second, 90% reliability.

In this society where extramarital affairs and third parties prevail, as a man, you certainly don't want a dark green cloud floating over your head. This is a shame for a man, which means that you tend to be incompetent or incompetent in some aspects, such as money or bedside. If you are accompanied by dinosaurs, your cuckold coefficient exists, but it will be much lower than other men.

Three, eighty percent safe.

Things happen in newspapers and magazines every day. As a woman's husband, you certainly don't want your wife to be the target of a pervert. If you marry a PLMM, I'm afraid she will be molested outside, except for the second one. But if you marry a dinosaur that people dare not face up to, I believe what you are afraid of is what she will do if she dallies with others outside. If nothing else, at least you should trust the vision of a pervert. As for why 100% is not safe, it is because some perverts are hungry.

Four, seventy percent comfort.

If a woman's most important appearance cannot be equated with pleasing to the eye, then make a fuss about pleasing to the eye. This is a major feature of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are much better than attractive women in cooking and financial management. They will give you a massage when they are tired, and they will give you food when they are hungry. They are kind and considerate. . . Dinosaurs can generally exert their inner beauty to the extreme, except for your eyes, because they can't take care of it for congenital reasons. Your mouth, nose, ears and stomach are perfect for you to have nothing to say.

Five or sixty percent of the value.

The value of 20-and 30-year-old beauty can be described by high-platform diving. Jiangshan breaks the hero's waist, and years make people old. After the age of 25, the beauty will depreciate by multiplying the mass by the acceleration of gravity. After the age of 30, she will fall to the ground. Dinosaurs are not. There is little difference between the 20-year-old dinosaur and the 30-year-old dinosaur, but it has appreciated in some aspects, such as tenderness and consideration.

Six, fifty percent of the savings

Marrying a beautiful woman who knows beauty also means supporting a cosmetics brand with many men who have the same experience, including two clothing factories, three shoe factories, four beauty salons, five hair salons and six cafes. . . Seven times a month shopping for eight movies, can your pocket bear it? And a dinosaur can wear a suit and a pair of shoes for many years, and going out for a haircut is also the kind of five yuan at a time. You can't go out of the gate without going out at ordinary times. Besides buying food, I watch TV at home. Have you calculated how much money you can save? Marrying a dinosaur means marrying a baby who helps you save money instead of wasting it.

Seven, forty percent freedom

If a woman is a dinosaur, she will be grateful to the person who married him and will not interfere in his life too much. I don't want to say more about what a beautiful woman will do at home. I don't want to talk about laundry, cooking and sweeping the floor. I have to pay a monthly salary honestly first. It can be said that there is no freedom at all

Eight, thirty percent of the face.

Marrying a beautiful woman is your capital to show off, but it will also cause everyone's jealousy. When you go out at ordinary times, you will also become the object of ridicule. If you go out with your wife, you will be neglected, and marrying a dinosaur will make you more sympathetic in your circle of friends. If you go out together, your wife will definitely not steal your thunder and completely retain your self-esteem as a man.

Nine, twenty percent reward

Others married a beautiful woman, but you married a dinosaur, which is a failure for you who are motivated. Although dinosaurs have many benefits, you will always feel that you are a loser in this respect, so you will try to surpass others in other aspects. Marrying a dinosaur actually inspires your enterprising spirit on the other hand, but only 20% can really turn this grief into strength.

Ten percent honor

Think about it, you married a dinosaur, which is admirable and surprising. What is the difference between your behavior and those who go to the countryside to help the poor? The difference is that they help a poor man who is materially poor, and you help a woman who has a difficult appearance. This is a great thing.

Eleven, zero percent regret

No matter from which angle you look, you won't regret marrying a dinosaur. The ancients said: Lai Han married a good wife. Would you like to be that Lai Han? A flower is stuck in cow dung. Would you like to make that pile of cow dung? After reading the first nine articles, you can safely marry a dinosaur and live with her forever.