Funny sentences mocking the hot weather in the summer of 2022 _ Personality signature describes the hot weather

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the sun shines brightly on the earth, as if to say, "I am strong, and everything is not my opponent." Hahaha! "White clouds may also be covered by the sun. The following are funny sentences I collected for you about the hot weather in the summer of 2022. Welcome to learn from it.

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1, it was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlords and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.

It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.

After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

Nowadays, there is no shame in expressing love. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

6. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

7. Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is not, because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

8. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

9, the sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

10, the summer heat is unbearable in hot summer. Let me teach you a strange secret recipe for cooling off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".

1 1, boys and girls, the score will come out soon. As for choosing a school, 985.438+01.20438+01is nonsense, and air conditioning in the dormitory is king. As for choosing a major, teachers with fewer classes are more likely to find jobs. Gauguin's bullshit. Your major is living in a new dormitory in the new campus. No air conditioner, no electric fan, and power failure at night means giving you a teacher from a world-class university to study international abuses. You have no great future. Don't be silly, you have no future, you will die of heat halfway.

12, taking the bus in summer, I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!

13, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...

14, the rhyme of Xia Feng brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-term happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

15, the high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

16, wash your face, comb your hair, and apply some rouge and powder.

17, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

18, I found a dollar on the roadside and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

19, I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will send you cool, and when it is cold, I will send you warm, just because you are my best friend, and your concern will always be by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

20, ask how cold the bed is, sell the head nurse to buy air conditioning! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

2 1, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

23, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.

24, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

25, the weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature is constantly high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

26, the weather is too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

27. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

28. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: hey! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!

29. Over time, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

30. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

3 1, what women struggle with in summer is being exposed to sweat and makeup. What's tangled in winter is: It's too cold to show your thighs ... What should I do?

32. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

33.look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!

34. Nezha: hot wheels treads on a steam wheel in cold weather and a wind wheel in hot weather.

35. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!

36. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.

37. There is a hot summer every year. The fan asks the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

38. Giant Spirit: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.

39. In recent days, the high temperature has continued, and you are suffering from high temperature every day. Pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired at work, eat more fruits during the day and sleep at night. Don't worry, don't shoot if something happens. Nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious. You and I know each other like friends. The above reminders are free!

40. This year is a leap year. Run April and add April. Happiness increases smiles, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. Goodbye. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

4 1, Hunan news broadcast: camel heatstroke in Changsha Zoo. . Camels have heatstroke! ! Pit dad! ! The children's paper in Changsha has broken its wings again!

42. He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!

43. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Shanghai: I am an international metropolis. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. National cities: can we not talk about temperature? Kunming: We have virgin forests, wild mushrooms, quilts all year round, and the sky is blue ... National cities: OK, let's talk about the temperature.

44. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

45. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest joke in the country only because the local people shouted in unison in the face of the scorching sun: I am so happy (hot). ...

46. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.

47. When autumn wind and cold rain depict bleak autumn, red leaves always add a little enthusiasm; When the cold dew in Leng Yue causes cold, may my greetings give you warmth; Friend, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. I wish you health and safety! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

48. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

49. agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.

50. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No.: 15368636365

A remark poking fun at the hot weather

1, at noon, there was not a cloud, the sun was burning overhead, and there was not a wind. All the trees stood there listlessly.

In summer, the clear river has become a good place for children to escape the heat. You see, they are frolicking in the water, having a water fight for a while and diving into the water for a while, having a good time.

It is even hotter at noon, so people hide at home, turn on the electric fan and blow the air conditioner. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they have made their own "unique trick"-radiating heat with their tongues. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the birds don't know where to hide, and the plants are dejected and despondent, as if they were going to die. Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches. Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

I usually don't send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

5, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

6. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

7. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

8. There are often horns and cars on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road and many people walking on the zebra crossing. There is air conditioning in the car, which makes it hotter outside and makes people feel very irritable and lifeless.

9. It is really hot in summer, and it is really lively in summer. In the early morning, there is already a trace of heat in the air, occasionally mixed with a trace of cool wind. The sun came out, shining on every tree, every grass, every flower and everyone. ...

10, at noon, the sun burns like a big stove, the sky is blue and far-reaching, there are no clouds in Wan Li, and waves of heat waves hit. Everyone is hiding in the air-conditioned room, afraid to come out to play with the grandson, and even more afraid to scream when they know it. You see, many children have gone home to lick the sorbet, and the air-conditioning host is "whistling" like the northeast wind, and the hot air is still blowing outside. Hot air, scorching sun, high temperature, hot marks and hot parties everywhere. In the evening, the sun went home and the weather was still sultry. There is no cool air in the room, so everyone comes out to enjoy the cool. Some of them chat in piles, some take a leisurely walk, some play "play house", jump rope ... cicadas and other bugs also come out to join in the fun.

1 1, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

12, the sun shines on you and the darkness is far away from you. Smile blooms for you, and troubles ignore you. I am happy with you, not looking for you to be alone. Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

13, listen, summer has a unique sound, sound? Singing, croaking and birds' cheerful songs. You see, the sun is burning in the sky, and you don't even dare to look. If you stand in the sun for a while, you will sweat and be as black as an African.

14, the scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

15, it is so hot in summer! Cicada kept barking in the tree, as if to say, "It's so hot!" The earth is hot, as if steaming us. The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

Animals in summer are full of vitality. The puppy was panting with heat. Cicada was so hot that she shouted, "Cicada, Cicada!" "Stay in the tree. Hard-working bees buzz, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen. Butterflies spread their wings and danced among the flowers, just like elves.

17, a childlike innocence, the harvest is happiness. An endless belief, the harvest is success. A healthy body is at peace. Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

18, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

19, the park is shaded by trees, with flowers and trees hanging their heads like children being criticized for the hot weather. The river is like a mirror, without a ripple. The trees along the river are neatly planted, perhaps because the weather is too hot and they are listless. Some people come to the stone bench under the willow tree every once in a while, and some people directly find a cool place to sleep on the ground. There are many cicadas in the park. They keep barking, like singing lullabies to people, so that they can have a good sleep and have a good dream.

20, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

2 1, that day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, like Feiyun, like fog, like fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

22. Now it is found that "stay where you are" is really not a swearing word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

23. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.

24, wash your face, comb your hair, rub some rouge and powder to pick up "three volts".

It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hit like a heat wave. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun. It's very hot in summer, and the birds are hiding somewhere. Plants and trees hang their heads. I was so hot that I stuck out my tongue and gasped. Cicada kept making annoying calls on the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

26, I am your weather forecast, I send you cool in hot weather, I send you warm in cold weather, just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side, I wish you peace and happiness!

27. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

28. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

29. Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

30. The heat is unbearable-in the shadow of cactus, the temperature is as high as Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

Copywriting sentences in hot weather friends circle

1, at noon, there was not a cloud, there was no sun overhead, there was not a wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time, and its whole body is buried in the water, only one head is exposed on the water to breathe.

It's so hot, it's over 30 degrees, and I'm so upset.

It's really hot today! The burning sun baked the earth mercilessly, and the earth was burned like a huge cage, which made people breathless.

There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

7. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, the ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

8. The weather is hot, my mood is irritable, and my boyfriend loses his temper.

9. That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

10, midsummer weather, fiery sunshine, sweeping away the crystal dew in the morning, ruling the universe until after dusk, what a heavy and boring time!

1 1, everything is resting. Occasionally, Luming Literature roars, and the world here stops temporarily. Breaking through this heavy silence, the long ending lingers, which contains the fear of death and the hardships of life.

12, in July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the cloud was too hot to stand, and quietly disappeared without a trace. The trees on the river bank spread thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun.

13, the scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can't breathe.

14, the scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, mature grains bend down in the heat. Grasshoppers, like grass leaves, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields, among the reeds on the shore.

15, it's hot recently and I feel irritable. Eating an ice cream will reduce the fire.

16, in the midsummer of July, there was not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun was scorching the earth, the water in the river was boiling hot, and the soil in the field was smoking.

17, braise in soy sauce on the bed, teppanyaki on the mat, steam after getting out of bed, go out for barbecue, cook in the pool, pan-fry on the way back, and go home!

18, no rain, no wind. The hot sun is in the sky, and the heat is unbearable. Located 55 kilometers away, the "Little Lengchang Valley" is extremely hot.

19, spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and summer is covered with green leaves and jumping in the warm wind.

20. The summer sun is like a big stove, scorching the earth. Even the air is hot, and people sweat when they move.

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