Super happy, I only care about your lines. Thank you.

I only care about you in super happiness, Xiao He; This is CCTV of Super Happy Insole Company.

Mary; CCTV means that you can't see the ground outside next door.

Xiao He; Hello, everyone, I'm Xiao He from Super Happy.

Mary; I'm from the northeast, marry ~

Xiao He; Colleagues and employees are very happy to meet you!

Mary; Look, it's March 24, 20 13.

Xiao He; According to Maya's prediction on 24th, this afternoon 15: 14: 35 will be the end of the world! That is to say, colleagues, in half an hour, the world will be over ~

Mary; Although the end is coming, the unique happiness story of our super happy company cannot be short for the time being!

Mary; Everybody gather!

Xiao He; To!

Mary; Count off!

Xiao He; 1, count off! It should be 50 people, but it is actually 1 person, please specify!

Mary; Go away!

Xiao He; Yes!

Mary; Come back (Xiao He comes back) Although there are only two of us left, we will stick to the end, and the deeds exhibition begins now! Standard stance!

Xiao He; Are we (she) the best team!

Close; Yes!

Xiao He; Do we want to show our best!

Close; Yes!

Mary; Our slogan is!

Close; Come on, come on, I'm the strongest. Come on, come on, I'm the best.

Come on, come on, I'm the strongest. Come on, come on, I'm the best.

Come on, come on, come on!

Mary; receive

Xiao He; Our team philosophy is

Close; Never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up.

Mary; Take it. Let's work together in Qi Xin.

Close; Create a new world!

Mary; receive

Xiao He; Of course, I won't forget the friends who participated in our special event "the sun that can't get out" last year ~

Mary; Yes, I don't know what happened to them. Let me play it back before the end ~

The kid who practiced splits last year.

Practice children's splits; My dad said, if I let you divide it, you divide it. There is not so much nonsense. Well, I'm going to split it again.

Bye, auntie ~

The children practiced splits this year.

Female journalist; Hello, children, the end of the world is coming. what do you think?

Practice children's splits; I'm used to it.

Female journalist; Hmm? I haven't seen the child for a year. Does your father still force you to divorce?

Practice children's splits; I'm used to it.

Female journalist; Why are you used to pinching?

Practice children's splits; Auntie. . I won't tell you. . I'm going to practice splitting. . . Bye, auntie. .

Female journalist; Bye ~ yeah! . . . Ah ah ah ah ah ah ~

Last year's multi-functional extras

Actress; Ah! Well, which TV station are you from? Where do you broadcast it?

I can also sing unhappy songs ~

(Singing) Iron gates ~ bars ~ chains ~

This year's versatile extras

Actress; I know you! Hey! You are from that TV station last year, aren't you? Ah. I'm telling you, last year I chased you and filmed me, but you didn't film me.

Hahaha this year

I'm telling you! I am very angry now.

Where's our costume drama? I shot!

So now it's hard for you to chase me (reporter moves the camera)

Yeah, yeah, not that. Although I am an actor now, I still have special feelings for singing.

I learned a new song, I'll sing it to you ~

Golden hoop, that stick, that stick, that stick, that stick, that when that when that when that when that.

Uncle of photography; luck

Actress; Gnome male-"(* Shouting) Don't go, I tell you! If I get angry next year, I won't let you shoot if you want to, hey! Hey!

Grandpa who sold blockbusters last year

Uncle; Movies ~ blockbusters ~ movies watched by adults ~

Grandpa who bought a blockbuster this year

Reporter; Dude, what happened? Why did you break all the discs? Tianya is not going to sell?

Uncle; Who buys movies now? They are all downloaded from the Internet, not to mention movies watched by adults.

Reporter, what do you do?

Uncle; Hum, mask ~ mask ~

If you want to live, you must wear a mask.

Shy security guard last year

Female journalist; What are you unhappy about?

Security; Hmm. . . . (covering his face) Yes. . . (escape)

Female journalist; Hey, hey, don't run Hey!

Safety this year

Security; What's the matter with you, you man? I told you not to use your mobile phone to QQ at work.

Safety 2; Nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod.

Security; Did I tell you that you must have taste in music?

Safety 2; Uh uh uh

Security; That friend is the most dazzling national wind. Listen carefully. Why don't you listen? Did I tell you?

Safety 2; Didn't you arrive a year earlier than me?

Always bullying me ~ (sniffling)

Security; People have been on TV, so you have to respect our literary and art workers!

Safety 2; Don't mention what happened on your TV. What a shame! Look at your performance.

Security; I wasn't ready then. If they come today, look at me!

Safety 2; Hmm. How interesting

Reporter; Hey, hey, hello ~ hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

(The security guards are all gone, hahahahahaha)

Last year's drunk driving buddy

Drunk driving driver; Dude, remember, drinking is not allowed. . . . Open the wine. . . Drink it. . . . Don't drink too much!

Drunk driving this year, man

Drunk driving driver; Iron gate ~ iron window ~ iron chain ~

I spent another year in prison.

Reporter; Hey ~ big brother, hey haha, I haven't seen you this year, my hair has grown! What's the matter with you?

Drunk driving driver; Have a cigarette (while driving)

Reporter; Gee, nothing!

Drunk driving driver; Hum more than once, and then I got scared. I backed the car, ah, my forehead (shaking)

I broke in several times!

Lovely mother and son last year

Mother; Just afraid of having a second child, just like the boss, malnutrition.

The eldest son; Hmm ~ ~ ~

Mother; Stop it, boss. Be good and obedient. Turn around and listen.

The eldest son; Hmm (don't touch me)

Mother; obviously

Son; (of many people) talking/arguing

Reporter; Hao Jian (mother laughs) Come on, say hello to uncle and brother.

The eldest son; (unfamiliar face)

Mother; baby

The eldest son; Mom ~ mom ~

this year

The eldest son; Hey, hey!

Reporter; Hao Jian, what are you doing?

The eldest son; Hao Jian, this is really a good sword among good swords, isn't it?

Reporter; Hey? Hao Jian, where is your mother?

The eldest son; My mother is in the car.

(cock crows)

Mother; ouch

Reporter; Oh, hello, hello.

Mother; Hey, hello, hello.

Reporter; A year has passed, and the end of the world is coming. Do you have anything to say to the earth?

Mother; I just want to say that I hope everyone will take care of the environment and let mothers have safe milk to drink.

Well, I'm pregnant again now.

What about this third child? He can't look so awkward like the first child and the second child.

Reporter; Hey hey, that's very kind of you. Yo, Hao Jian, why are you so fast?

Mother; This isn't Hao Jian, this is Hao Jian's younger brother, Hao Qianer, Hao Qianer. Come to Hao Qianer and say hello to uncle and eldest brother.

(Actually, it's still Hao Jian)

Qianer; Hey, hey, hum, hum.

Mother; Damn, I'm really defeated by your innocence.

Reporter; Ah ~ it's not his innocence that beats you.

Qianer; Yes, I'm wearing shoes, hahahahahaha.

Oh, gnome male-"(female; Hao Qianer! Which of you left the earth first, hahahahahahaha.

Mary; Ah ah ah ah ah.

It's inhuman.

It's over. I have to go to work.

Xiao He; People are dying, and they have to buy insoles.

Mary; Hey, wow, it's over. Why don't we go home and love whoever we love (strike the table)

Xiao He; Go. Hey, wait a minute.

Mary; Hmm?

Xiao He; Only half of it disappeared. If there is another traffic jam outside, we will finally be stuck. Isn't that more uneconomical?

Mary; That's right. I go home alone anyway. I'd better leave it with you.

Xiao He; hum

Mary; You said that when we were in kindergarten together, primary schools, middle schools and universities were all deskmates. Ah, after graduation, we went into super happiness again. Is this fate ~ huh? ~

Xiao He; I really gave you my whole life.

Mary; Hmm. How interesting

Ho, well, it's over anyway. Let me tell you a secret.

Mary; Hehehehehehehehehe

Xiao He; what happened to you

Mary; You said nothing (secretly pleased)

Xiao He; Do you know why it's me, not you, every time the company evaluates advanced?

Mary; Oh, it must be because you work harder and harder than me ~

Xiao He; This is not (ah? In fact, every year when I evaluate the advanced, I give my boss a gift. When I saw no one, I secretly put the gift on his desk (impossible) qie!

Mary; Our boss is sick at home and goes to the hospital every day, so the most annoying thing is to give gifts. Whoever wants to give a gift will definitely not be judged.

Xiao He; Right, so write your name every time you give a gift, poof, hahahahahaha.

Mary; Xiao He, you are cruel enough. Let me tell you a secret!

Xiao He; What?

Mary, do you know that you are still a single student after all these years?

Xiao He; Yes, I have dated 800 times. Every time I go, the girl points at me and says, "Are you sure it's me you want?" What consciousness is this!

Mary; Because I arrive half an hour earlier than you on every blind date, I tell people that I am his sister (hmm). I said, oh, girl, our little family's emotional path is very rough (well), so don't hurt her.

(Mm-hmm) He just got married by her boyfriend (Mm-hmm)

Xiao He; (looking at the audience inexplicably) "male" friend! You! Isn't this a rumor? You!

Mary; What's wrong with the rumor? If you get married and have children, who will I bully?

Xiao He; I said you went too far.

Mary; You are still blinking. What's the matter with you? )

I went too far. It really is too much of you. Have you forgotten everything you did to me when I was a child?

Alas, I have been a good student since I was a child.

I only have one dream, that is, to be admitted to a famous university.

But I am always bullied by others in class. Fortunately, there is Xiao He! Oh, at that time, I was painted as a little bastard. Oh, he wiped it off for me himself, and I got a bubble hall on my head. It's him! I personally consume my hair one by one. In this way, slowly, I became fond of him, but it didn't last long. I accidentally found that I drew a little bastard and forgot to put bubble gum on my head to explain what he did! But what I can't accept most is that he secretly changed my college entrance examination wish! One, two, three volunteers, all changed to Malanpo Technical School! Finally, he was admitted to Malanpo Technical School with an excellent score of 699. It collapsed on the first day of school. I can't choose my major now! Chef! Excavator! Auto repair! Water welding! I am a girl, what should I do? Do you think I would be here if it weren't for you? Will I sell insoles with you? !

Xiao He; Oh, are you out of line or am I out of line? Have you forgotten what you did to me when you were a child? Oh, the reason why I changed your college entrance examination wish is a one-time revenge for my dark childhood! From elementary school to middle school, you groaned (almost crying). How did you piss me off? That, that, that, in retrospect, is full of tears.

first part

Mary; Xiao He, I think you have been chasing me. This popsicle is exhausted. Tut tut, poor thing.

come here

Sit there and watch!

hahahaha

Xiao He; Begging ... oh. . . .

Mary; Oh, this popsicle is really delicious, hmm ~ oh, and there is a cream pinch.

Xiao He; Ouch. . .

Mary; Want to eat? I'll give you a bite

Dangdang ~ hahahahahahahahaha

Xiao He; cry

the second part

. . . . . . .

Mary; Hey, get in the car

Go ~!

. . . . .

Xiao He; Ouch. . . . . .

Xiao He; It's strange that I hated you so much, and now it's the end of the world. It doesn't seem to matter whether you remember Qiu Lai or not. It's warm there.

Mary; Xiao He, in fact, from small to large, no matter good or bad, you must be the first person to appear beside me.

Xiao He; I just found out now that there are always some people in life who are not our lovers. But it seems inseparable, alas, who says this is not true feelings?

Mary; Hey, it's time for our company to sing a song every day again ~

Xiao He; This may be the last time we sing to you.

Mary; Anyway, over the years,

creek

thank you

Xiao He; It doesn't matter. It won't happen again anyway.

Close; Time flies, I only care about you.

Willing to infect your breath

Life is short.

Can get a bosom friend.

It is not a pity to lose the power of life.

Mary; So I beg you.

Xiao He; Don't let me leave you.

Close; I don't feel the slightest affection except you ~

Look at these lines, write them down word by word, and then type them.