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The performance of the twelve constellations in the face of their predecessors' wedding
Gemini
Sing a song at the scene: "Spring is in the eyes of that child, parting, parting, parting, parting ~ ~."
Cancer constellation
To get married, have children, eat black silk, and eat all the losses before.
Taurus constellation
Just bring your mouth and stomach, and dress beautifully. In front of his predecessor, MengMeng said, "If everything is all right, don't treat me as a gift ~"
fishes
At home, I arranged "dress up super beautifully, wear mink coat, trousers, a big gold chain, a big watch, bring my new boyfriend (Daniel Wu), give him a meaningful look, and then pretend to leave sadly."
Aries constellation
Hit him in the head with a car! Love it or not, grab the marriage first. You make my life hard, I won't make it easy for you, I won't get it, and I won't let you get married!
Le Signe du Lion
"I'm sorry, I'm confined to the presidential suite of Dubai Yacht Hotel. Maybe next time. "
libra
It must be beautiful! I handed a red envelope in front of my wife. There were two previous photos in the red envelope, and I didn't give money.
Aquarius constellation
Become a stepmother directly.
Sagittarius
Holding a pregnancy test stick, standing on hot wheels.
Scorpius
Anonymous police reported that there was an illegal assembly here. After the police left, they called 120 to say that the bride had a heart attack. Finally, I called 1 19 and said there was a fire here. Then I took out my IC card and remained anonymous.
Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN
Oh, you're getting married, so I don't love you. Yes, of course I want to. I absolutely don't love you. You are married, how can I still love you?
virgo
Wrap a big red envelope of 4444.44.
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