A short joke

1 Please don't say to me in an envious tone every time: "It's good to have small eyes. The teacher won't find you dozing off in class!"

2. Interest says to friendship: When your face is covered with blood, I won't watch you die, I will kick you.

I left quietly, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeve, and the man behind me paid the bill!

I bowed my head when I saw the man holding the cow. Not that I'm modest. Actually, I'm looking for a brick.

5. The plan can't keep up with the change! Change can't keep up with the phone! The mobile phone can't catch up with the statement! The statement can't keep up with the train of thought!

6. When watching the World Cup at home, I said, "I like Totti!" Mom heard it nearby and said, "Hum, this is only fair. Why didn't I see you dragging!" " "

7, if you have a cold and don't take medicine, it will take 7 days to get better; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, it will be fine in a week. ...

8. China is a big producer of porcelain, and the most famous porcelain fired at present is induction porcelain.

9. I just finished my English exam and happened to see my horoscope today: Don't act on your feelings. Panic! It's over. Hang up. ...

10, take care of the traffic lights and never stop! But when I met the red light, I stopped. ...