Sentences describing unlucky constellations

Some of them are the lyrics of Mary Chapin Carpenter.

I bought a pack of camel meat, a burrito and a scone.

I bought a pack of camel cigarettes, a Mexican roll and a bottle of Barq's drink.

My eyes are almost jumping out.

-my eyes are about to jump out (expressing great surprise)

Go straight to the park

-Go straight to the park.

Trying to catch my eyes.

-Trying to get my attention.

I bought a double room.

-Give another one to everyone here.

(from a lyric, meaning in a good mood or with unexpected wealth, the house is usually a restaurant or bar)

The stars are bad for you

Bad luck.

According to astrology, the arrangement of stars is not good for you, and you will have bad luck.

Get off my shelf.

-Get off my shelf.

(This has no context, I don't know what it refers to. )

The daily dose of fate under my horoscope

-My luck today

Judging from the daily horoscope of some newspapers and magazines, my horoscope is my horoscope.

Stars may lie, but numbers never do.

-Numbers don't lie.

The first half of the sentence is just for comparison, and the astrology may be inaccurate. The key lies in the second half, depending on the facts. )