30 sentences of self-deprecating or mocking his copy

Drink the strongest wine and take the most expensive ambulance. I am April day on earth, and you are the three immortals in Northeast China. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Marriage is a cage, so everyone is overjoyed after marriage. Give me love and a bag. I have it at home. I want to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I don't want to eat it into meatballs bit by bit. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat. When you are young, you must have a vigorous love. Don't miss it when you meet it. If you miss it, your family will arrange a blind date for you. If it's not my turn to fall in love, the original one will do. When a man gets married, there are few women who feel suitable for him, but after marriage, there are many women who feel suitable for him. You give your character to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then you say to yourself: I've heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well. Don't drive away our troubles at night, but make them clearer. Without * * * chatting in the same language, it's like a mess. You don't need the wind to blow. You want to take a shower after a few words. Learning is omnipotent: learning is distracting when you are unhappy, and learning when you are happy is helpful. Falling in love is like jumping off a tall building, telling you clearly that you are crazy; But I said to myself: nothing, I can fly. If you think I'm clingy, then you can fall in love with the non-stick pan. No, it's just that the microwave oven falls in love with cold dishes. He doesn't need your enthusiasm at all. The hardest thing to say in the world is love. You think she will be heartbroken after losing a relationship, but in fact she may just be glad that she decided to let go and got real relaxation and comfort. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is a small fire and marriage is a big fire. Female: Before engagement, like a swallow, you can fly as you like. After engagement, like a dove, she can fly, but dare not fly far; After marriage, like a duck, I want to fly, but I can't. Male: Before getting engaged, be obedient like a grandson; Like a son after marriage, learn to talk back; After marriage, like Lao Tzu, he gives orders and separates. Three points busy, seven points busy, and finally enriched life by ten points. In reality, we lie with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms. I have four wishes: no hair loss on my head, no acne on my face, no insomnia at night, and no lack of money on my card. Decompression methods of contemporary young people: posting dynamic, deleting dynamic, changing avatar, changing background, mute and listening to songs. Say less when quarreling and say less when apologizing. Actually, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I don't deserve my eyes. The most beautiful state of a coin is not static, but when it rotates like a top, no one knows whether the side that is about to turn out is happy or painful, love or hate. Happiness and pain, love and hate are always intertwined. Sometimes dreams are too beautiful to wake up; Sometimes the reality is too wonderful to sleep. God likes ordinary people, so he created so many ordinary people. The so-called dream is the happiest only if it is completed. If it comes true, won't it be over? 30 emotional words 1. Say goodbye to the past and look back on your dreams. Tianya, I saw catkins flying all over the sky falling; Cape, only tears dance and songs sigh. Tears filled my eyes, and I was buried in tears for a short time. There are many stories about the world of mortals that are heartbreaking and heartbreaking. Sad or sad, it is better to put a pot of wine, laugh at the autumn dew, walk in the breeze, and be free and easy. 2. If you are disappointed enough, leave. Do you want to stay and save despair? I regard you as my life, and you treat me as a disease. You said you wouldn't leave me, and then you walked more freely than anyone else. 3. There is no vigorous love, no romance, no vows, no eternal agreement; Only faint together, silently snuggling. This kind of love is called mutual care, which belongs to the only you and the only me. I never said I was a good person, but many people approached me and left me. Before I leave, I don't forget to tell you why you are so difficult to get along with, why you are so angry, and you always like to make trouble without reason. Yes, I have nothing, haggle over every ounce. As soon as I see you, I can't wait to tell you all my shortcomings, and then ask if you have considered it. Don't play with your heart, ok? Stop being hypocritical, okay? I know everything, but I don't want to be exposed. Once in a thousand years, I didn't come back until I hid for ten years. I didn't expect you to come back ten years earlier than me. In this life, we are still different ages.