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How will Constellation 12 react when it meets a dog?

It's sunny today, and I'm happy to wander in the street. Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang. You are so mean to me! ~~! ?

Aries constellation

Step by step to crush the dog ... ouch? ! (Yang Yang's eyes are burning fire! I am a brave soldier. What do you take me for? Dare to be mean to me? Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! Say! Who's good? I didn't do anything wrong, and I don't know you! Are you pissing me off? I'm in a good mood today, but now you've ruined everything! ! ! Fuck off! ~! ~! ~ (the trash can was kicked over! Dog: The fire is burning. I'll go first.

Gemini

Suddenly stunned, huh? There are wolves in such a prosperous city? He is so small that he sounds like a dog. If he dares to wander in the street, he may be an almost extinct wolf! (Dog: Wrong! Adult ~ ~) So ... after three seconds, the whole city knows that there is an "endangered wolf" in this city and this poor dog is being studied by scientists in the National Zoo ~ ~ ~

Cancer constellation

The little crab squatted down and gently touched the dog and said, dog, why are you here alone? Are you separated from your mother? How pathetic! You must have not eaten for days, have you? A dog without a mother is like a grass. Where can you find happiness? It's a pity that our family can't afford you! 5555 ~ ~ ~ (looking at the watch) Oh, it's 6 o'clock. It's time for me to go home and eat my mother's love dinner. Here are some bones. Eat slowly and learn to take care of yourself later, okay? Dog: My eyes are full of tears! ! Yes, yes, it's pathetic without a mother … mom ~ mom ~ where are you? 5555~~~)

Le Signe du Lion

You don't know, do you? I am the boss of animals! Dog: The boss is the director of the zoo! ) As a subordinate, you still yell at me? Do not respect me! Rude! I am the most elegant! Hey ~ ~ ~ Forget it, I'm an adult, and I don't care about little people. Give you a chance to atone, hit me on the back! ~ ~ ~ ~ (The dog was silent: this man seems to be feverish and delirious) When the lion saw that the dog didn't speak, he turned to the sky and roared-wow, haha, it was really silent to see the king! ~! ~! ~ (dog: ~! @#$%^&; *()_+|+_ * & amp; ^%$#@! ~)

virgo

Ouch! ~! ~! ~! ~ You scream too loudly! The rhythm is also unstable! It should be called: woof, woof, woof ... That's right! Dog: I won't sing! ) oh, my god! You have n white hairs on you, but it's not much. Don't move. Let me help you take it off. These hairs will look ugly in black Mao Mao ~ ~ ~ ~ Yi ~! What shower gel is used for bathing? Why do you smell so strange? Dog: I don't even smell it. Why is your nose worse than mine? ) No, your shower gel is terrible. I tell you, XX brand is very easy to use, and so-and-so brand is also good ... (Dog: Will you use up all your saliva today? )

libra

Why are you so hard on me? Let me see: Are you going to make friends with me? Or do you want to fight with me? Dog: What are you hesitating about? If I want to make friends, my QQ is 1234432 1. As for war, I am absolutely against it. ~ But ... Do you want to make friends with me or fight? Should I give you QQ or give you a theoretical peace lesson? But you are a dog, so you are more likely to want to fight? But it's not impossible to make friends with me. ! ? ! Dog: I'm going crazy. I don't want to make friends with you or fight with you! ~! ~)

Scorpius

I thought to myself: it seems to be my classmate's dog that I got with a slingshot a few years ago. Come to me for revenge today? Not afraid! I was ready for this. (rummaging through pockets) Insecticide, toy pistol ... which one can be used? Scare it back with your eyes first! (Dog: Suddenly I feel … so cold ~ What does he want to do after a long silence? ) what? Did he recognize me? No, it must not know the secret. I'll come up with a perfect plan ... Hehe (smirking), you're finished. Dog: The coldest summer ever! ! ! )

Sagittarius

What a lovely puppy! Shall we play together? Can you play mahjong? (Dog: No) Can you play computer (Dog: I'm stupid ~ ~) Rock, paper, scissors should know, right? All right, let's play this. 1 hour later ... (dog: rock ... scissors ... cloth ~ ~ I'm exhausted! ) Look! There is a man on the side of the road who has been hugged by him and poured water all over him! Dog: That's terrible! ) No, free bath! Dog: But it was your brother who was splashed! ! ) really? What are you afraid of? ? It's cool to be splashed in summer ~ ~ ~

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Who left it on the road so irresponsibly? How heartless! ! ! Hey! I don't have time for that. It's late, and the client is still waiting for me! Walk to the station for 3 minutes, wait for the bus for n minutes, and drive 15 minutes (dog: an inch of time is an inch of gold! ! ) by the way, you also hurry home! Wandering in the street will get lost. Time is precious! Go back early and get more sleep. Also, don't be irresponsible, we should be upright! (Dog: Being a dog, right? ! It's been 30 seconds! ) what? In 30 seconds! Oh, my god It's really a waste of time ~ ~ ~ ~ Being late will be called irresponsible by customers ~ ~

Aquarius constellation

Why are you yelling at me? Are you a man or a woman? Show me PP! Why do you have black hair? How many white hairs are there? Is it because of genetic variation or because you are a new dog? The ancestors of dogs are wolves, right? What were your ancestors like? (Dog: Have you finished eating ...) The bottle took out the magnifying glass, nodded and said: I see (Dog: n question marks). The next day, a weird and latest toy dog was born! ! ! Dog: Why does this toy dog look so much like me? )

fishes

How cute! ! Yelling at me? Still barking so loudly, isn't it? (Start daydreaming) (Dog: You think too much! ! ) Well, let's go to see the blue sea, golden beaches, beautiful sunsets and lovely stars ... Wow! How romantic! ~! ~! ~ I'm so happy! ! ! (Dog: I want to be rational, rational ...) What? You are so cold! Why don't you like me? Did I do something wrong? 5555 ~ ~ ~ I knew nobody cared about me ~ ~ ~ even the dog! Dog: Somebody help me, I'm drowning in tears! ~~)