Love story of earth sign _ Romance of earth sign

What sign are you in? This is tailored for you. Other tacky love stories are as follows:

1, "You are a little strange today."

"What's so strange?"

"It's so beautiful."

2. "Hoo."

"What are you doing?"

"I care about you."

3. Do you know what I belong to?

"It's a monkey."

"No, I only belong to you."

4. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you."

"Why?"

"For so many days, you know, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you."

5. "You must come when I get married."

"Why?"

"Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

6. "You are so homely."

"No."

"But you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."