Joke: I am not a virgin _ Laughing till my stomach hurts _ Laughing till my girlfriend is happy.

I always think Virgo is a little scary, suspicious, neat and neurotic, so I am afraid to avoid them in the twelve constellations. One day I went to dinner with my classmates, and because I was not a very close friend, I chatted about things.

She asked: Your turtle hair, autistic and plain, what sign is it?

I said, guess what?

She said: cancer?

I said: wrong.

She added: Capricorn?

I said: wrong.

She said, then you must be a virgin? ?

I dare crown the worst Virgo in my life on my mother's head. Of course, I'm not a virgin. How can I be a virgin? How can I look like a virgin? As soon as the words were finished, a cold wind flashed through my head, and time suddenly stopped ── because the guests and the boss next to me turned to look at me, and my classmates froze, blare. . . I'm innocent! The little girl's reputation in her life was completely ruined.