Comparison of twelve constellations before and after marriage

Man: fire truck before marriage, chariot after marriage.

Female: fluorescent lamp before marriage, generator after marriage.

Taurus constellation

M: A small umbrella before marriage and a sun umbrella after marriage.

Female: Jade Dragon car before marriage, cowboy car after marriage.

Gemini

Man: three hearts before marriage, two hearts after marriage.

Female: Two mouths before marriage and three after marriage.

Cancer constellation

Male: Little crabs before marriage, hairy crabs after marriage.

Woman: It's cool before marriage, but it's very resigned after marriage.

Le Signe du Lion

Man: before marriage, the king of beasts became lazy after marriage.

Female: Sunflowers before marriage, thunder flowers after marriage.

virgo

M: Perfect before marriage, very picky after marriage.

Female: Like a mimosa before marriage, like a top after marriage.

libra

M: I liked judges before marriage and became a lawyer after marriage.

Female: Like a scale before marriage, like a seesaw after marriage.

Scorpius

Man: Like a poisonous apple before marriage, like a scorpion after marriage.

Woman: Like a rose before marriage and a cactus after marriage.

Sagittarius

M: Before I got married, I was a philosopher. After marriage, I became a theorist.

Female: I was a logician before marriage and became a housekeeper after marriage.

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Man: Like an iron tree before marriage, it becomes a banyan tree after marriage.

Woman: Like Juliet before marriage, she became Obasan after marriage.

Aquarius constellation

M: It's like boiling water before marriage, but it won't boil like warm water after marriage.

Female: Like a lily before marriage, it becomes a leafy tree after marriage.

fishes

Man: Little goldfish before marriage, big shark after marriage.

Female: Mermaid before marriage, braised fish after marriage.