Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Guide - If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
2. Being unhappy is against yourself, and winning or losing is your own pain.
3, a bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!
4. Leave the diamond, and the bachelor can go.
The difference between stars and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.
6. The most tiring thing in the world is living in hypocrisy.
7. Other people's happiness looks like nouveau riche.
8. Fight with my brother, and he will drive you to death. Inspirational book
9. It's a pity that you didn't accompany me to get drunk.
10, the less money changes hands, the more it is re-exported.
1 1, the hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and I have a cat around my waist every day.
12, when money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!
13, half the people in the world don't understand what you say, and the other half don't want to listen at all.
14, days increase years, people increase livestock.
15, the abandoned part of life is also a universe.
16, sadly, you can neither give up nor be dead set.
17, endure two painful things every day. 1: I can't sleep every night! 2: I can't get up in the morning!
18, the future is not a dream, but insomnia.
19, you add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.
20. Stupidity is a small realm, and stupidity is a big realm.
2 1, I don't tidy my room, I'm a beauty in a messy room.
22. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
24. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
There is no pie in the sky, but bricks may fall.
26. I can't tidy up you, so I have to tidy up my mood.
27. It's really hard to find a job. It's either written or despised. ...
28. Life is a song. When it's high-profile, it's high-profile. Low-key words are called out of tune.
29. In fact, people hate a constellation, often starting from hating a person.
Super happy insole lines
Mr. Hu: Audience friends in front of the TV.
M: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV.
Mr. Hu: Welcome to our Super Happy Shopping Channel. I'm Xiao He.
M: What about me? I'm Mary-from Taipei.
Mr. Hu: Who?
M: Mary-from Taipei-
Mr. Hu: Tell the truth!
M: Mary from the northeast-
Mr. Hu: Miss Ma, do you usually walk?
Ma: Walking? Wow, hahaha ... you are really interesting. Does a big star like me need to go? Usually go out by private car, go out by plane, go home by elevator, go shopping and have a younger brother. You don't have to stand when something happens. Do you think I need to walk-
Ho: Well, even if I'm wrong. Do you usually wear shoes?
M: Oh, my God-then you asked the right person. I tell you, as a professional shoe seller. ...
Mr. Hu: Ah, ah?
M: Sorry, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, I don't brag at all. I tell you, a house of more than 60 square meters is full of shoes: I have sports shoes, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, leather shoes, cloth shoes, slippers, sports shoes, sneakers and sandals.
Hu: A-mei is tired. Are you tired? Sister (patting shoulder). So you must have used a lot of insoles?
M: Well, that's right.
Hu: Well, you are very lucky today. A famous person once said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. There is no insole, which is really a drag. " So today, I will bring you super happy insoles that are popular all over Asia and even the world, making you crazy, fascinated and screaming!
M: Wow, I put this in every pair of shoes. I've been super happy since I put this on. My head is not dizzy, my hands are not shaking, and my face is even redder than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal. ...
Hu: Ah! ?
Are you in love? Oh, I don't even know why.
Mr. Hu: Of course, you padded our super happy insole.
Approaching: The more cushions, the brighter-
Ho: A philosopher once said: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good; It's really lame without insoles. "Don't look at the thin piece of our super insole, but it contains 998 1 process. We combine the most advanced nanotechnology in the world and use 180 kinds of precious Chinese herbal medicines. Our insoles have passed the international ISO certification and are 100% green products and 100% environmental protection products. You forget that a philosopher once said, "You hate books when you use them, but you won't put your feet down when there are mats in your shoes!" "
Man: Hey, no, which philosopher said that?
Mr. Hu: I'm not finished yet! Our insoles can not only remove foot odor and treat colds, but also enhance human immunity and improve the speed of online cooking. At the same time, we should also remember that a philosopher once said, "Use other people's happiness to pad your shoes and let others unfortunately put their feet down!" "
Well-I can't stand it ... You called the philosopher for me, and I killed him. ...
Mr. Hu: Yes! Control! Pay attention to your mood. ...
Ma: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated?
H: Of course. Because it is the secret weapon to help you succeed-
Ma: The secret weapon of success-
Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in the NBA?
M: Why?
Mr. Hu: Because he has our super happiness in his sneakers.
Ma: Wow, haha-
Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world?
M: Why-
Mr. Hu: Because when he invented Microsoft, he trampled on our super happiness.
Ma: Wow, haha-
Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States?
M: Why-I'm not interested. I don't want to know.
H: ok. Do you want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish?
M: Why-
Mr. Hu: Because he is standing on our super happy swimming.
Ma: Hehehe ... He Laoshi.
Mr. Hu: What?
Ma: Phelps swims without shoes. ...
Hu: Yes, you don't understand. He didn't need it in the pool, but what did he do with our shoes on the shore?
Audience: Super happy.
H: yes.
Ma: It turns out that the success of these celebrities is all because they create super happiness.
Mr. Hu: That's right. Then let's analyze the insoles in super happy, which are outrageous, shocking and even outrageous. First of all, of course, is its appearance and color.
H: Super happy, little guy. Super happy, golden yellow. Super happiness is healthy and unique. Insoles need super happiness.
Ho: Second, of course, its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that no matter how far our super happiness goes, we will not be tired.
Ma: Warm feet hurt far away. It doesn't hurt. It's easy every month.
Mr. Hu: Third, of course, it is its unique and flexible design.
Close: bounce, bounce off crow's feet! Bounce, bounce, bounce crow's feet!
Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is that it can enhance the memory function.
M: Since I bought Super Happy for my children, I have started to learn English. ...
Mr. Hu: It's too simple. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. In addition, the most important thing, of course, is that the summer sleeping mat is our super happiness, which can make men more masculine and women more feminine.
In the past, we were very entangled (women hugging men and women laughing, wow, hahaha-)
Ho: I was very happy after using it (women rely on men, men roar-)
M: I will-this insole is great, Smecta.
H: Yes, not only that. We also hired the most famous designers in the world to design many series for us. First of all, we designed a mature and steady zodiac series for our older friends. Look.-Dragon.
Ma: Pig.
Hu: Snakes.
Ma: Pig.
Mr. Hu: Tiger.
Ma: Pig.
Hu: I won't stop you!
M: So you're not a tiger?
Mr. Hu: Oh, oh, oh-sorry, I forgot to introduce it to you. The Year of the Tiger is out of stock. If you happen to be the animal year this year, it doesn't matter, you can change your zodiac sign ... Hehe-
Ma: Don't be disappointed, as long as you turn the zodiac upside down-Dangdang! It becomes twelve constellations! Is it very creative?
Hu: Wow-but I'm really sorry to tell Leo's friends here, because who did we give all Leo's products to? (Audience: Yico Zeng) Yes.
Ma: Er-if I were a tiger Leo, wouldn't it be a failure!
H: that's all right. You can choose our latest design, the most fashionable and popular Avatar series.
Wow-(Applause) What is this?
Oh, this is a special introduction for everyone. This is our DIY series. You can post photos of people you hate and people you are afraid of in this blank position, so that he will ask you sweetly …
Honey, what do you take me for?
Hu: I regard you as my super happiness.
M: Ha, this is an insole.
Mr. Hu: That's right, so I can step on you every day.
He: Isn't it cool? ! ! It's not over yet! ! !
Mr. Hu: Look, we have prepared a brand-new dazzling diamond series for you. It is inlaid with 38 diamonds, with eight hearts and eight arrows. It is perfectly machined by lathe.
Ma: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows means that a diamond has perfect polishing, perfect proportion, perfect symmetry, the best in diamonds and Rolls Royce in insoles!
Mr. Hu: You heard me right. Our super happiness is that we are inlaid with such a perfect diamond. Mary, what are you doing?
Ma: Cut it down and make some diamond rings.
Mr. Hu: Don't be so greedy. I tell you, the position of these 38 diamonds can't be moved, because they correspond to 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you wear insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere, with such thoughtful design and reasonable arrangement. ...
H: Where can you find it? ?
M: Having said that, we don't know how much this super happy insole costs.
H: We sell this kind of insole internationally for $998. But today, in order to serve the country and repay the people, it only sells for 998 RMB. In addition, because today is our Lantern Festival, a large part will be removed, and we only sell 98 yuan!
Ma: OhMyGaga! This price is an insult to super happy insoles!
Mr. Hu: Yes, please insult us as much as you like. ...
M: So, how many pairs of shoes have we prepared today?
H: Oh, yes. We only have 20 groups, only 20 groups! ! !
M: Ah-is it too little?
Mr. Hu: There is no way. Good products are snapped up by everyone. If you really can't get it, we can only sing it to you:
Approach: Sorry-Sorry-Sorry-Sorry-Sorry-Go and drive-Drive-Drive-Drive-Can't buy-Can't buy-Piss you off-Piss you off-
M: Even-
Mr. Hu: What's the matter?
Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. On such an important day, can we be a little more-
H: This-this.
M: Even-
Mr. Hu: This-this (cell phone rings) I have to take this call (hello? Mom! The nest has changed. No.20 stepped on the bottom? ) The bottom is the insole. (Oh, oh, here comes the Wal-Mart factory. Let's talk here. Oh, okay, hang up. Ladies and gentlemen, the manufacturer just called, and we urgently need to stock 20 more groups, and there are 20 more groups! !
M: (Clap your hands, the phone is coming. Hello? Third aunt? What? 20 more pairs! You ask uncle to bring it to me at once. This thing always sells well! Let me tell you something. Audience friends, I want to tell you a good news. In order to meet your needs, we specially bought ...
Mr. Hu: Mm-hmm-
M: The factories in Southeast Asia urgently mixed 20 pairs. Twenty pairs. Oh-
Mr. Hu: Now we have 60 groups, but only 60 groups. Dear friends, come and order. Pick up your cell phone, landline or generator. Please call our order hotline, namely-
He: 88888888
Mom, I'm so thirsty!
Mr. Hu: Oh, wait a minute, you are super happy. ...
This is your super happiness-
He: Wow, hahaha-
No matter how thick the wall is, it will make up for your inner face.
1, heart injury, no matter how itchy the wound is, it will not get better.
I tried my best to laugh just to hide my pain.
Let me tell you a secret. Actually, I am Altman.
4. I was pulled out before I could get involved.
Without the moon, you can only count the stars.
6. The emperor called himself a "widow", and the empress dowager should be called a "widow"!
7. Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: The weather is cold, be careful of car accidents.
8. The days of subversion have left me with no day and night.
9. If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.
10, good personality, parents have no worries.
1 1, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire and sparking all the way.
12, if the sky is affectionate, it will die early. Live great and die under flowers.
13, I want to learn to eat more and sleep more. I want to learn to be ruthless.
14, you are wearing dangerous clothes, but it looks safe.
15, everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.
16, if I were a princess, I would save a frog.
17, the little snail climbs the wire, which is awesome with lightning.
18, I didn't miss it, only when it was very chaotic.
19, all underage girls, please chat with their parents. Thank you.
20, disgusting mother cried because of nausea!
2 1. No matter how thick the wall is, it will make up for your inner face.
22, beauty, don't call me big brother. My wife searched my salary this month.
23. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
Ducks can't fly, and they will never fly, although they have wings.
25, suddenly looking back, scared the whole country, thunder came to the city, I saw you.
26, others laugh at me crazy, I laugh at my father is Li Gang.
27. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that move you.
28. After a long time, someone accidentally touched me, and I was still crying.
Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.
I am a man, not a god. Don't imitate me.
3 1, God, give me a way out. Why do you always give me trouble?
32. It is said that good medicine tastes bitter. Why has it never worked?
How I want to covet your beauty, but you are just a commodity.
Domineering and free-spirited comes from my mood phrase: supercilious look is supercilious look, and face is lost.
1, all people and things, just have a clear conscience, don't be reluctant if it's not yours, anyway, what you left is the scenery and life.
Over the years, I have missed many people and suffered many betrayals, but it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me. I'm not that fragile.
3. Time is really a good thing, which verifies the right and witnesses the wrong; I am who I am. I don't like wearing masks. Maybe you are awesome, but I don't care about you!
4. From today on, be a difficult person, throw your face to the person you hate, and tell the person you like openly. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.
If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I have my pride, why should I be humble for you!
6. In a relationship, if you can't see the future and feel the present, it's better to say goodbye and be the passerby.
7. Don't waste time on bad things. Time is so tight, you should care more about yourself.
8. There is no need to explain yourself too much to others. Anyway, people who like you don't like you because of your explanation, and people who hate you don't like you because of your explanation.
9. In fact, being able to stay with you all the time is the great self. So just be the person you like, eat, sleep and love.
10, I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a cup. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. You remember hot water, but it was freezing at that time, and my enthusiasm was limited. You should hurry.
1 1, white eyes are white eyes, and the face is thrown. Do your duty, live up to your conscience, be kind to every sincerity, please don't be indifferent.
12, I hated men who were bad to women at first, and then I gradually hated the east and the west, and my attitude became worse and worse. If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend from the beginning.
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