What constellations are there? What are their characteristics?

Aquarius is recognized as the smartest and most intelligent constellation, but most of this wisdom can only solve problems for African natives. What we don't know is that under the indifferent appearance of Aquarius, their arrogance, arrogance, arrogance may be better than Leo. At the same time, it is precisely because Aquarius has such a personality that they are relatively cold and difficult to approach.

Never fall in love with Aquarius. They don't need human love. Aquarius will love anything living or inanimate in the world, but he won't love you. And don't sleep with Aquarius. They are almost asexual. Aquarius will never give you any promises, and promises are childish and boring for them.

Aquarius loves friends, but never values any friendship. There is no word "standard" in Aquarius' dictionary. Aquarius is only suitable for working and living in a mental hospital, because they are weird and eccentric, and only mental patients can appreciate and agree with them. Aquarius thinks he knows everything, including everything in the future, because only these things don't need to be verified and used. Many Aquarius think they are saviors and often lobby great archers to launch various revolutions, because no one can believe Aquarius' words and be stupid enough to follow them except an open archer.

fishes

In any workplace, if there is a Pisces plus a Scorpio, the turnover rate in this place must be amazing, and the two of them will always be in the post.

No matter Pisces male or Pisces female, most of them have a pair of beautiful pupils (attention! Not eyes! ), and in the light brown dreamy eyes, ignorance and low energy are often revealed. You will never see any constructive suggestions and practices in Pisces. Don't ask Pisces any questions, unless you want to push yourself into the abyss of perdition, it will be the most terrible hell, where Pisces comes from. There is no word "self" in the dictionary of Pisces. Pisces has far more internal personality splits than Gemini. Pisces never takes seriously and thinks about the answer to a question, but all the troubles around them will make the fish daydream.

You must be afraid of Pisces, whether they love you or not. Pisces is always waiting for the object of love, which they think is the most romantic romance. There is usually only one reason why they love someone, that is, when they are abandoned as expected, they can enjoy the sadness and pain to the fullest, and then they have an excuse to catch an object that Pisces is sure to abandon them.

Aries constellation

Aries is full of energy and learning efficiency is good, but they are bored too fast, and all the advantages are too late to play a role. Any live agent who spends more than ten minutes with Aries can fully understand what they are thinking, so simple that you can fully understand it in ten minutes.

In addition, Aries is only selfish with a cheerful appearance, and has no such ability to do things. For Aries, who spends all his remaining mental abilities on bragging and dominating others, as long as you can listen to the teachings with attentive eyes and smiles and cheer loudly beside him, you will easily gain their friendship and 100% trust-only Aries is absolutely untrustworthy, and they are extremely lively when facing you. When giving you a promise, you are enthusiastic and energetic, and you forget it after three minutes.

There is no word (intelligence) in Aries' dictionary. What they fear most is intelligence, because under intelligence, Aries will become the most cowardly creature. Aries will never believe and agree with all your ideas, because they have no ability to think and say useful things themselves. Never try to change the behavior of sheep, which will bring you unparalleled loss and frustration, and even make you feel that you are as worthless as sheep.

Taurus constellation

Taurus looks sweet and lovely, but in fact, there is only money and * * in mind. In addition, Taurus has only great spiritual emptiness and strong insecurity. Then the rest are stubborn, stubborn, stubborn.

The easiest way to treat Taurus is to seduce and buy, which includes nothing but money and precious materials. Never let Taurus handle your money, because cows always take it seriously that all valuables that pass through their hands will belong to them.

There is no word (direction) in Taurus' dictionary. The best way to date Taurus is to make an appointment at his door, because Taurus is a natural road idiot, and some of them are even roadblocks; So please forgive them for being late. If cows can stop eating so much, maybe they can set aside some time to think about where they are. Have you ever seen cows on the grassland? I don't have a sense of direction when eating and walking. I think that's why all pastures that feed cattle must be fenced off. In order to eat, they even have three stomachs longer than all living things, but Taurus has a very commendable advantage, that is, they have an extremely beautiful voice and perfect sense of sound. If you can ask them to spit out their food before singing.

Gemini

Gemini, whose mind is too fast to leave her eyes at the age of five, looks very rich before she can grow up; The so-called Gemini content is as hard to find as they are regardless of gender.

There is no word "reality" in Gemini's dictionary. Never believe every word of Gemini. Gemini lies are far more than you can imagine, better than the truth they have told in life. But with regard to the abuse and ridicule of others, Gemini is guaranteed to be the first of the twelve constellations. What's more, when you fight back against Gemini, they are extremely indifferent and ignorant. They are truly admirable! Therefore, Gemini's lip service can never be ignored. They like to praise your pain, your weakness and the most distressing problems in your life.

In Gemini's life, there can be no positive value of others. All your happy events, such as promotion, getting rich, getting married, having children and winning the lottery, will be described in Gemini's mouth as a horror success story that combines evil, fornication, sin, degeneration, filth and degradation, and even a movie can't be made. This success story is of course the process of all your brilliant achievements, and Gemini seems to have seen it with his own eyes and made up stories that destroyed and disintegrated you with amazing ideas.

Cancer constellation

The constellation worse than Taurus is the Cancer whose heart is not only money, but also money. Don't think that crabs gather on the beach at the full moon to pray for beautiful moonlight, telling their desire for world peace. In fact, they only have one idea in mind, that is, they hope that one day the whole sea will become Qian Chao. Their sympathy and understanding are fake, and they are willing to listen to your sad story for two hours patiently, just to start telling their painful memories of every little thing from birth to now when you are finally ready to rest and shut up. What crabs say is usually meaningless. Sometimes even crabs can't tell whether things that only exist in memory are true or not. However, don't owe Cancer anything small. They will remember it better than all the memories. For example, forty years ago, because you drove too slowly, he missed half an episode of TV series. There is no word "time" in the dictionary of cancer. Pay attention to the time when dating cancer, they are unable to judge "how much time is left" The point is that they are always busy, so if you have an appointment with Cancer for tea at three o'clock in the afternoon, you will arrive at about six o'clock!

Le Signe du Lion

Lions actually want nothing, and they never have great ambitions. As long as you can own a country, including tens of thousands of slaves, and build a gorgeous palace, and build a wine pool with 3000 beautiful women/strong men in the backyard of the palace (and update it regularly), the lions can be satisfied until they die.

Leo doesn't have the word "excellent" in the dictionary, except themselves. Lions hate all beautiful creatures and all intelligent and talented life forms. Yes, except themselves. The cat's brain has always been small, but it is absolutely proud and willful, abusing IQ as big as mung beans, giving orders everywhere and being complacent. Lions must never feel that they are "needed". Once this illusion is created, all lions will suddenly shine to the point where people feel amazing and shocked, and others can't understand what happened to them.

Lions will think that all their arrogance, arrogance and what they want are the responsibilities entrusted to them by heaven, and they must fulfill these responsibilities well in order to complete their mission. Therefore, don't criticize and accuse the lions of this kind of behavior, because your end will be severely reprimanded by the lions. Of course, how can a lion be wrong? Those shortcomings in your mouth are the source of his pride.

virgo

Virgo is perfect, pursuing perfection; Indeed, Virgo is the most perfect, so perfect that you don't have to pursue it, so perfect that everyone knows it. Never rely on Virgo, who you think is rational, to analyze and judge things for you. Virgo's judgment logic does not apply to any era, only exists in his own fantasy. Virgos believe in order, but their actions will make people around them out of order.

Virgo may have a better sense of direction than Taurus, but cows often know their own shortcomings in this respect and know how to be modest. Virgo, on the other hand, insisted on it until the people with him would rather get off and walk than walk with Virgo, who is ridiculous to the extreme, so as not to lose the whole car. Virgo is also a standard low-temperature animal, and their cold reason and indifferent behavior are a perfect portrayal of a species called "spinster" among human beings. When a Virgo doesn't laugh, please observe quietly; On their faces, you will find a rare situation: "premature aging."

There is no word "now" in Virgo's dictionary. They believe that their eyes will become more and more perfect: only virgins count time in seconds. Therefore, it will cause Virgo's changeable mood and changeable cleanliness.

libra

Libra is a little bigger than Gemini, about eight years old. Libra is another person who has lived in childhood for a long time. No matter how old they are, you must always satisfy them that they are addicted to paper-cut dolls, folding small flowers, piling sand, playing with mud and sticking wine stickers at home, otherwise they can't live in an adult world. Pay attention to your Libra friends, they must have an interest or hobby that belongs to kindergarten or primary labor courses, and they continue to this day and enjoy it very much.

Libra also has one of its greatest talents, that is, unparalleled public relations charm. Libra is also a perfect broadcasting genius. Unlike Gemini, Libra should always maintain its elegant image even if it is gossiping about others. And everything, whether it can be said or not, will always leak out from these natural models' public relations mouths without any responsibility: there is no word "error" in Libra's dictionary. A proud lion will be willing to admit his mistake, and Libra will never admit his mistake; Even if you witness it with your own eyes and point out his fault immediately, Libra will still tell you that the wrong person is you and mom and dad, not him.

Scorpius

The most terrible thing that people don't know about Scorpio is that they keep their mouths shut. And you tell a secret to Scorpion, and he has decided to tell A at eight o'clock in the evening and B at two o'clock in the middle of the night. The same scorpion will tell you many things, including the most vicious insults and sharp criticisms of others: then they wait for you to respond to each other's words, and when you turn away, let your resentment and angry sarcasm clearly tell your attacker. In this way, maybe a few days, maybe a few weeks, Scorpio will identify fewer opponents.

Scorpio is more instinctive than distinguishing between love and hate, but Scorpio is good at forgetting these things, so he will never feel indebted and guilty. There is no word "privacy" in Scorpio's dictionary. Scorpio wants to control everything. Their hatred and anger actually come from your uncontrollable, including when you have coffee with him, he adds two spoonfuls of sugar to you and one spoonful to yourself.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is like a hole in the sun. There is nothing in it. This constellation exists purely to form the spirit number system of the twelve constellations.

Sagittarius dictionary, oh! It should be said that Sagittarius has no dictionary at all; Sagittarius is a truly magnanimous great man, without talent and thought. Tell Sagittarius to look up at the sky, open your mouth slightly, and you will see a mental retardation immediately. But they are willing to learn, which is the only advantage, including the way you pee. Sagittarius loves to imitate everything that is needed and unnecessary, which can arouse their high interest in learning. Some Sagittarius don't even have to study deliberately. When they are with A, they will talk, act, sound and tone like A. When they are with B, everything will be like B. ..

Never give Sagittarius a job or task that must be done alone, which will make you have more and more other jobs that you will never finish; Just like the perfect thing in Virgo is turtle hair, the shooter is best at pulling his leg, but Sagittarius feels that he has a noble heart. Be careful, don't say a gap. You should know the imitative ability of the shooter and the bloody horror movies now.

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Secretly telling you, Capricorn likes "not being used, talking, writing and paying attention" best. They refuse any need for them and enjoy the pleasure of being "not used" in a morbid way.

Capricorn has little mood and fun in life. Capricorn is worse than Taurus. You can have sex without love. What's more, sheep are not easily hooked by anything.

Yes, Capricorn is so indifferent and utilitarian that people around him, even the closest ones, don't want to talk to him.

However, this is right! Sheep just love "not needed". They want to avoid everything; Everything that belongs to human beings makes Capricorn feel sick and meaningless; Of course, except for power and money! There is no word "service" in Capricorn's dictionary. There are only two phenomena in Capricorn's life: pretending to be energetic in order to win more power, money and control, standing silently and accepting all criticisms and insults against him, such as selfishness, autism, indifference, stubbornness, ruthlessness and unhealthy, and another. A friend of mine once said "Capricorn is a living dead man …", but I didn't say that!