What are the classic lines in ipartment?

1, eat sesame seeds, eat beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out.

Let's split it in half. Say it first. okay. Who is five?

3. "Quiet as a virgin, moving like a raving rabbit" (Zhan Bo's vivid description of his sister)

There is only a wall between them, so they have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

It is the duty of every citizen to despise you.

6. Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental. .

7. Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear;

Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and strong, and your skin is impeccable.

8. I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda!

9. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy. .

10, bus master: "Hey, either put money in, swipe your card or roll out. What are you looking at?"

Bus master: "it's really ~ you can't even afford to take a bus, and you dare to pretend to be the mother."

1 1, your mother must have thrown people away and raised the placenta when she gave birth to you.

12, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but may be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning. .

13, I am a born actor. When I was a child, I saw beautiful MM, and my eyes were round ~ ~

14. At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no sense of birds, and pork was safe to eat.

At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

15, Hu Yifei: "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains were still growing together. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife."

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm not a casual person!

Hu Yifei: You are not human!

17, Wan Yu: ugly, but he is ugly, just ugly!

18, Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother. . . .

Uncle policeman: Who called 1 10? Guangu: I ordered takeout.

19, I'll make a long story short: it's a long story. . .

20. Yifei: She may need a spare tire.

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

2 1, I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.

23, hair is endless. Dandruff is more prominent. .

24. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but shit is in the eye of the beauty.

25. They asked me what my dream was, and I said I wanted to own a small house. Maybe my house is different from others'. My ideal house has almond slices on the roof, roast pork rolls on the chimney, honey jujube cakes on the bed, crystal shrimp dumplings on the pillow, raisins and snow, and lollipops everywhere outside. The river is full of preserved eggs and lean porridge. Everything flying in the river is ripe. With a snort, they automatically lined up and jumped into my mouth. The clouds in the sky are marshmallows, and the stones on the ground are braised.

26. Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. .

27. Are you crazy ...

28, in a word, fool you, get you, scare you. .

29. ipartment Landlord Rules

1. A pair of QQ can't beat 745 because QQ is only 30,000 to 40,000, but BMW 745 is very expensive.

2. The bomb can't hit 1 19 because the fire brigade can put out the fire. ...

3. Your Majesty doesn't play 9 1 1 much because the FBI in the United States is very powerful.

4. Straight can't beat four-color cards, because colorful is better than standing out from the crowd.

5. Congratulations on getting 1258 1. China Mobile touches you once for free (press me to help you).

6. Congratulations to the girl who got a 3.8. Stop shopping once because of the holiday.

VII .. Get 5. 1 10. 1. Stop playing cards because of national holidays.

30. I really want to take a picture of your size 42 face with my size 37 shoes. Vegetarians are better than you said. If you say it again, I'll plant you in a flowerpot.

3 1, Zhan: Elder sister, didn't you say that the early bird gets the worm?

Fei: I found I was wrong. Birds eat early worms.

32. I see that your waist is no longer sore, your legs are no longer painful, and even your heart has stopped beating ~ ~ ~

33. Wan Yu pointed to the tractor of an old man in front and said, Uncle, your go-kart is so big ~

34. Failure is the mother of success. . But I already have many mothers. ..

Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

2. Fairy: Hum, my right eyelid jumped yesterday and you said I was having an affair.

Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum. As the saying goes ... like a strong wind in spring, it blows at night and a hundred flowers bloom in spring!

36. Fairy: No, there are only 24 episodes of the devil's stepmother.

Guangu: But you have seen 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry After Divorce 160 episodes of Being a Daughter-in-law and Being a Woman. Congratulations ... you have experienced a woman's life!

37. Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team.

38. Fairy: I'm ... I'm new here? In the first season, I am the protagonist!

39. Yifei: Listen, the previous model was Zhanbo, Wan Yu and me. Now they are together. They are Zhan Bo and Wan Yu (Dun) and me. You got it?

Guangu: Oh! I see. This is a Chinese sentence-breaking exercise that I often do.

40. Director: It's called costume magic drama. Now shooting an action movie, where are the mother-in-law, mother-in-law and aunt? If you have no mother-in-law, no bad debts and no third party, you won't even want to go in prime time.

4 1, Xiaoxian: Wait, I'll give you a hint. A good man is me. I am ... Zeng. ...

Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! I've heard a lot about you.

9. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one will die, and everyone has his own death sequence.

10, Zhang Wei: It's four o'clock! ! !

Zi Qiao: Don't worry, maybe it's only four o'clock in the morning.

Fairy: Exactly. Wow! What a big moon! Zhang Wei: It's late, it's late!

Fairy: When did you get married?

Zhang Wei: 12.

Fairy: Oh, then it seems that you are not late. You just ... missed your wedding. Chen Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, is there a toilet in your kitchen? Or is there a stove in the toilet?

1. At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten.

Yes

At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. My mother-in-law married your daughter for no reason, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

2. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! !

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

4. Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

5. Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and then I suddenly.

I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

6. Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam?

Passerby: I ... have no aunt.

Wan Yu: What about TOEFL?

Passerby: Thank who?

7. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

8. Meijia: My period came early to see me. My waist hurts, and my stomach is very uncomfortable now.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guangu, the period you mentioned is different from what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

9. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

10, Yifei: Never mind, failure is success.

Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

1 1, Yifei: I don't care whether I write poetry or not, it's nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the estrogen finally stimulated by girls suddenly turned into cholesterol.

12, Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt.

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... to be exact, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Yang Guo. ...

I became my own uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

13, Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian and good friend. ...

14, Meijia:

Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

15, Yifei: If you are the standard, Wan Yu and Qitian Sheng Da are basically on the same level.

Zhan Bo: What about me?

Yifei: What's your name with the old man who ... put the monkey in the blast furnace?

Zhanbo: Too old gentleman! !

Yifei: Yes, yes, you are basically the same level as the coal ash in Taishang Laojun's blast furnace!

16, Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Zi Qiao: Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have no money!

18, Xiao Bo: divorced for three years, son half a year old.

19, Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on the money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

20. Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. You are so lucky to be a Zhanbo!

2 1, Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. After eating them, the hair disappears without a trace and dandruff is more prominent!

22. Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are two years behind, and you will always be two years behind. ...

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love. ...

23, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

Passerby: I'll make a long story short. It's a long story

Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague.

Passerby: But I didn't tell him.

Passerby: I told my colleague Hao.

Passerby: Hao promised not to tell anyone.

Passerby: But my colleague Ade told me.

Passerby: A Hao secretly told another colleague, Alin.

Passerby: Alin is familiar with Archie's ex-girlfriend Allen again.

Passerby: I'm afraid Alin will tell Allen.

Passerby: Then Allen went back and told A Zhi.

Passerby: Then I'm embarrassed.

Passerby: Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now.

Passerby: So I went to Ade to help me solve this problem.

Passerby: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up.

Passerby: He is dating Alin now. Let me find Arlene.

Passerby: But Alin told me that A Hao actually said nothing to him.

Passerby: Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?

Ceng Xiaoxian: A Ou.

Passerby: I'm talking about A Zhi, not Ou. He is my colleague from another department.

Passerby: A Ou is Alin's younger brother.

Passerby: But I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend.

Passerby: This will make the relationship more chaotic.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Aqiao.

Passerby: t?

Passerby: How do you know that there is another colleague named T in our company?

Passerby: He bears a grudge against Alin, probably because he has a crush on Allen.

Passerby: But T and A Hao have a good relationship.

25. Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot.

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today?

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiaoxue: The seafood is not good, and it will cause diarrhea.

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay.

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

Xiaoxue: Eh ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's go home.

Xiaoxue: (smiling, then taking the bag) Look at you.

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded. Forget it.

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiaoxue: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance.

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach?

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Look at you.

Guangu: Let's eat first.

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: ~! # #

26. Bus Master (to Zhan Bo): You are not normal. You either swipe your card, put in the coin, or leave here.

Yao Niu!

Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, coin or get out. Look at that.

What? Look! (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

27、

Xiaoxian: Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. It's a pity that one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

28. Meijia: Why don't you learn from Wu Sangui? To be a man, you should know how to bear the burden of humiliation.

Zi Qiao: It depends on who is right. He is Chen Yuanyuan ~ ~ ~

Meijia: What's the big deal? My surname is Chen, too.

Zi Qiao: Chen Yuanyuan, you (aiming at the chest), Chen Bianbian ~ ~

29

Zhan Bo: People use eight words to describe her: as quiet as a virgin, as moving as crazy.

30

Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

;

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and mighty, and your skin is impeccable.

...

3 1

Zhanbo: Make five copies first.

"

Rape chicken rice flower

"

!

Wan Yu (to the waiter): Then we'll take five.

"

Rape chicken rice flower

"

Yifei: Two prodigies, they are.

"

Jin Bao Ji mi Hua

"

Zhanbo: Oh, really, changed its name?

32

Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight!

...

The Promise is a horror film!

33

、

Elizabeth's nickname

: It's you! Ceng Xiaoxian!

Ceng Xiaoxian: You know me?

Elizabeth's nickname

My classmate's cousin's neighbor is in-laws with your brother-in-law's cousin!

Lisa:

(Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor!

34

Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

35

Passerby: Eat sesame seed cake, beer lid, wonton and mothballs, and pat flies on your nails. Let's go.

Qingsongguan burned incense, and the mobile phone fell into the merit box and could not be taken out.

36

、

Sister Shan:

I recommend a professional breast enhancement institution for you.

Many Korean stars have done it there.

What kind of gold laundry, river show, stuffy car.

37

Sister Flash: In my eyes, there are only two kinds of people, one will be red and the other will never be red. There you are.

In which pile?

Zi Qiao: I

...

Sister Flash: You are nothing, because you have never been in my eyes.

38

Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.

39

Zi Qiao: Huh? This cup has no mouth!

Meijia: You said it backwards.

Zi Qiao (turning over a cup): Not only does it have no mouth, but it also has no bottom.

40

Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ?

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ?

Yifei: I'm shameless, despicable, unreliable and not worse than you.

Shame, meaner and more unreliable! !

4 1

Zi Qiao: Why do I think you are going to attend this?

"

There are no birds flying over those mountains, and there are no traces of people in those paths.

"

woollen fabric

Zi Qiao: I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world!

43, a Philippines:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what about beauty?"

Xiaoxian: "Eye drops."

44. Guangu: I used to think that you people in China were very modest, but now I find that this is not the case. I watch it on the road every day.

See you write everywhere, China is good, China people are good, China agriculture is good, China industry and commerce is good,

Guangdong is developing very well. I know you are doing well in many aspects now! But it doesn't have to be written everywhere, does it?

5.

Help me cut the carrot into diced meat!

16.

What's your status?

You have an ID card.

17.

You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

18.

Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have.

……

19.

Spit is used to count money.

It's not because of the reason.

20.

What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

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Hilarious lines (3)

2 1.

You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

22.

Don't be infatuated with me, I'm not just a legend.

23.

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

24.

Get a hall, a kitchen, kill a wooden horse, climb a fence, drive a car, and afford it.

House, hit a mistress, hit a gangster.

……

25.

The difference between him and a pig is that

Pigs can't become people.

But he turns into a pig from time to time.

26.

I am not a celebrity.

I am a human flow!

27.

Which seat are you sitting in? I am made of meat.

28.

Play a thrilling flying chess, known as the king of party games.

29.

If an official doesn't make decisions for the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes!

30.

There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

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Hilarious lines (4)

3 1.

Ceng Xiaoxian,

You're a man,

What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

32.

Fairy: No, only the devil's stepmother has it.

24

Settings.

Guan Gu:

But you've seen it before.

40

a set of

Where is my mother?

80

a set of

Don't cry after divorce.

also

160

Be a daughter-in-law and a woman. Congratulations, you have experienced a woman's life.

……………

For life!

33.

We agree. If there are different opinions, I am responsible, and she has the final say.

34.

Q: A turtle came out of its shell, tore it apart, made a new one, and then got into it to live and have health care.

Products.

A: Calcium in calcium.

Ask again:

The tortoise drilled its own shell, tore it off and built a new one, then went in to live and fight.

Health products.

A: The new cover is on the middle cover.

Ask again: The tortoise once again got out of its shell, tore it off and covered it, and then got in to live and fight.

A health product.

Answer again: giant calcium

35.

Freeze for three feet, you have to microwave!

36.

Life is alive, and the rest are just clouds. Paying the second loan means having a mortgage and a car loan.

37.

Close the door and let Xiaoxian go.

38.

Hu Yifei: Are you really related?

Tang Youyou: Really, I am.

theatre missile defence (TMD)

Sister thirteen.

Zi Qiao: Is she really?

theatre missile defence (TMD)

She is my mother's thirteenth sister, although I hate to admit it.

Tang Youyou: But I'm still your period. Be good.

~

Fairy: Your mother is really something.

Yifei: Really.

theatre missile defence (TMD)

Evil!

Guan Gu:

theatre missile defence (TMD)

who is it?

39.

I prefer pigs to people. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people.

40.

A computer without internet is like a bird without wings and a Wukong without a golden hoop.

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Hilarious lines (5)

4 1.

Pure men? Isn't there only one man in China?

43.

Tigers don't send cats. Do you think I'm dying?

44.

Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

45.

People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember,

There is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

46.

Yifei: Eh! Are there any white boys in our family during the Spring Festival Gala?

Yumo: Your little white?

Yifei: White.

47.

Fairy: Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am a demon.

Heart. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere.

48.

Yifei: At least it's a man, who sounds like Xiao Shenyang.

49.

Yifei: Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, and those who can't write books are acting.

I went, but I couldn't act, so I sang it again. Showbiz is a circle!

50.

Xian: the bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, only by a saint.

Yes

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Hilarious lines (6)

5 1.

LAM Raymond: Hey! What is this?

Yumo: Eight! It's just a little missing.

52.

Youyou: What do you mean by that sentence?

——

A gentleman can flex.

53.

Youyou:

Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? Is to sit next to you secretly,

And you don't know.

Youyou:

Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? You already know the secret,

but

Can't say.

54.

Yumo: You really should put a toilet in your head to wash away all the disgusting things.

Yifei: Then his brain was completely cleaned.

42.

When you fall down with only one drop of blood, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life in the same place.

55.

Fairy: Don't you always put the connotation of men first?

Yifei: That's for those who don't have big heads.

56.

Fairy: Ask questions! Tell me about Liu's Taoyuan vows. Who did you give it to?

Yifei: Tianhou? Emperor Yan and Huang?

Youyou: In order to

……

Peach, of course!

Guan Gu: It should be Mr. Guan.

57.

Dean: I feel a little familiar now.

Yifei: This one.

……

Probably because all caring people have a good face!

58.

Yumo: Nothing.

UPUP

Breast enhancement exercises, I made them all up. If you really need it,

Yes, the silicone pad is king.

59.

Fairy:

Chewing gum

……

Internet rumors say that if

five

Eat slices together,

You can also create by chewing.

The feeling of fullness is also the most critical.

——

Not fat, the most suitable for lovelorn people!

60.

Fairy: Yumo, let me remind you: If the key is broken, you can give up the house at the same time.

And the right to use the car.

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6 1.

Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. Let me tell you, my major in college is

——

Extinction

62.

Youyou: Correct!

ABCDEFG

, always * * *

26

English letters, if

Eastern （Standard） Time

How many letters are left after leaving?

Philippines:

24

A.

Youyou: Give you another chance.

Yifei: Wait, I see.

2 1

A. Because for

Eastern （Standard） Time

It's an alien. He drove away.

UFO

!

63.

Youyou: Correct answer. One thing in Sekitani Kamiki is longer than all the boys here. What is this?

What?

Yifei: Give me a hint!

Youyou: Anyway, it is long, definitely longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei's is the shortest.

Yifei: Me.

……

I don't know how to say it!

Youyou: Sister Yifei, it's a name, a name.

64.

Zhang Wei: Quasi-lawyers are also lawyers.

Aren't rotten eggs eggs?

65.

Zi Qiao:

"

help others

"

and

"

Le Wei

"

Not a conflict.

66.

Youyou:

Down's performance rule one: don't give up the right to speak to your opponent. You have to get more lines for yourself,

The script was stolen.

Donne's performance rule 2: Never let the audience guess the development of the plot.

Rule 3 of Down's Performance: Create a sufficient background for the story, preferably involving the grievances of two generations.

Donne's performance rule 40: The audience will always expect more tangled character relationships and more interesting plots.

67.

Yumo: Excuse me, what do you do?

Zi Qiao: I am.

……

I am a

"

Artificial teacher

"

68.

Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, money makes the mare go.

69.

Guangu: I know you know others don't know you know, but I've seen your performance before, so you

You should know. I know. You know that.

70.

Zhang Wei: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

Some of them may be repetitive. I'm sorry