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Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

What door will never close?

Answer: goal

There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

What books can't you buy in the bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

What water will never be used up?

Answer: saliva

A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

Answer: I was stunned.

Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?

Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money rely on to eat?

Answer: mouth

What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?

Answer: Angle.

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: when it is time to repair.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why?

Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize?

Answer: punch in and drink.

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Next.

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

What melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.

Answer: When going to the toilet.

When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: aim at the target.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this?

Answer: eggs

In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Answer: It's all blank.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: myself.

Which word is common all over the world?

Answer: Arabic numerals

Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up?

Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.

Does this ice look like aluminum foil?

A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)

Answer: swear (the letter is ball)

Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom)?

A: Everything is a thief.

Cattle in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming (four-word idiom)?

Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?

Answer: deserved it (cross turtle)

Girls hang their mobile phones on their chests (guess the name of the fruit)?

Answer: Litchi (milk machine)

Why do some people like reading comics?

Answer: boring.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

There is a medicine that you want to take at the drugstore but you can't buy it. What medicine is this?

Answer: regret medicine

People often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices. Why?

Answer: high platform diving

What rain will kill people?

Answer: Bullets.

Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

What's the impact of canceling morning self-study?

Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.

Why is there a hole in the ground after Dr. J finished 10 push-ups?

Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

Please race the tortoise and rabbit, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game?

Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig …

What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said?

Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

Why do some people like to take a shower before taking a shower?

Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the shower.

How do men tidy their clothes?

Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but still wearable]

Is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?

Answer: It is better to use toilet paper …

What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?

Answer: Remember to get up.

What will men and women become?

Answer: Two people.

Mark's father is in the city library.

Answer: Know the way old horse (map old horse)

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Boba turned him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bo Dad do at this moment?

Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.

Which number is the most industrious? Which number is laziest?

A: Whatever you want.

A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis?

Answer: Mama Bear.

What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: Safe Island

What cloth can be cut continuously?

Answer: Waterfalls.

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?

Answer: Confucius full moon

The wolf is coming (guess fruit)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

Why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

Is it possible that an ant climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo?

Answer: climb on the map