The prank kiss, part 1, episode 29 lines.

1. Planting trees and Qin Xiang helped Qin Xiang make up lessons alone. Planting trees asks, "Why not?"

Qin Xiang .......

Planting trees: "Forget it, where can I?"

Qin Xiang ...........

Planting trees: "I don't need to explain, I know it very well." In short, you just don't know where you are. "

Qin Xiang: "Wow, you are really something. How do you even know this! " "

Qin Xiang: "What's on your mind?"

Planting trees: "something obviously different from you."

.............

Plant trees: "Are you ready? You can write half ... (A gloomy fire has been lit). What are you doing? Where is the formula? "

Qin Xiang (with a dull expression): "What formula?"

Planting trees (patience is running out and about to explode): "What are you doing in class? What do you think? "

Qin Xiang: "Obviously not the same as you ..."

2. Naoki asked: Which question can't be known?

Qin Xiang replied: None.

Planting trees: Why not do it with your classmates?

Qin Xiang: I tried, but it's wrong to do it together.

When they were admitted to university, Qin Xiang secretly planted trees.

Planting trees: "What can I do for you?"

Qin Xiang: "Oh, let me see what's the difference between the chairs in your institute of technology and ours?"

Planting trees: "Is there any result?"

Qin Xiang: "So ... it seems to be the same."

4. Qin Xiang: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You haven't told me where to sleep. It doesn't matter. I'll sleep on the floor and give you the bed.

Naoki: Of course.

Qin Xiang: Ah.

Naoki: I only have one quilt, so you must cover it with your coat.

Qin Xiang: I'm .. I'm a girl, I'm a girl.

Naoki: So what?

Qin Xiang: You ... at least you should say the ground is so hard. I will sleep.

It was right to give you the bed. "

Naoki: Don't even think about it. I wouldn't say that to you.

Qin Xiang: I am a patient.

Naoki: A patient with such a loud voice.

Qin Xiang: Why are you so mean? You are mean.

Evil people, heartless, heartless, how can you do this? How did your father teach you?

No, why are you doing this?

5. Desire for trees: "Why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?"

Naoki: "Because she is boring!" "

Longing for a tree: "Then why does Jia Baoyu like boring people?"

Naoki: "Don't keep asking me such boring questions!" "

(Qin Xiang comes to deliver dinner) .....

Desire for a tree: "Why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?"

Qin Xiang: "Who? Your girlfriend? Don't like others because Yang Yun doesn't like you! ~

Desire Tree: You don't even read books! ~? "

6. "The donkey has run out of skills", um ... may mean ... a very rich donkey. ...

Because of poor technology ... it became poor. ...

7.4 main points. First, don't hit me or hit me again. My body is made of meat and bones, not cement. Please keep your distance from me for safety.

Second, I will only take you on the way to school once, whether you want to scatter crumbs or throw stones along the way as a mark, whatever, don't ask me again;

Third, you'd better not tell anyone about living in our house. I don't want any rumors coming out because of you.

Fourth, never talk to me when you get to school.

8. Qin Xiang: Besides, the horoscope book says that we have a noble person in Libra this month, and we will definitely get everything we want.

Naoki: So your horoscope says that this month, we Scorpio committed a crime?

9. Teacher: Today we want to thank the Chiang family.

Come on, listen to my password.

A bow.

The whole class; Thank you, mother Jiang.

Ma Jiang: Oh. . . You're welcome.

Teacher: Take another bow.

Classmates: Thank you, Wildcats.

Qin Xiang: ~ Pointing to Naoki ~ Haha, little wildcat.

Ma Jiang: You, you are a wild cat!

Teacher: Three bows.

Students: Thank you.

Someone: ~ Naoki. . . Ha ha. . .

Ma Jiang: You are so cute. Oh, that's very kind of you.

Hey, come home often when you are free.

All: OK.

Naoki: Mom, stop those silly jokes!

Ma Jiang: Don't be so cool, Eun Gong ~ ~ Haha. . .

10. "Good afternoon" You must have heard the idiom "Diligence makes up for mistakes", right?

Peter (in a sissy tone) heard today that there is a class F student in the school.

Decided to challenge the highest limit of this idiom.

Vowed to be the first F class student to squeeze into the "Top 100 List"

This classmate should be familiar to everyone.

Her bitter history of blood and tears really forced people to shed tears of sympathy for her.

First, I told Jiang Zhishu, the super genius of our school, that I was rejected (Naoki was shy and embarrassed).

Then I just moved into my new home and was knocked down by a magnitude 2 earthquake.

Although there is a lot of pain in her life.

But she still strives for the top.

Can Yuan Qinxiang of Class F make history?

Let's wait and see.

classmates

Let's sincerely bless him.

Cheer for her silently.

Thank you. "

1 1. The phone is ringing. ..

Qin Xiang: Where are you going, cutie? Sit tight!

Qin Xiang: Fear? Naoki!

Naoki: Did you have a good time?

Qin Xiang: Er ... Happy! Very happy! Qin Xiang, turn on the TV! ) Did ... did that aunt ask you to call me? You tell her I had a good time with Junmei! Right? Pure beauty.

Naoki: Very good! However, I have a question for you.

Qin Xiang: Uh, is there a problem? You may have to speak louder, otherwise I can't hear you clearly.

Naoki: I called home. How did you get it?

Qin Xiang: Because. .....

Naoki: Remember to take your mobile phone home after singing. (Laugh ... Laugh ... Laugh ...)

Qin Xiang: Fear ... fear ... fear is really bad ... knowing that I was stood up ... calling to make fun of me ... bold fanatic ... what are you doing ... how can you eat my instant noodles? Ouch. I'm such an idiot ... Long live friendship. Women's friendship is really cheap ... why should I promise them ... I should go to the party with Naoki ... Christmas Eve. ..

12. When I put on the pink suit that Jiang's mother prepared for her on the first day of college and went downstairs for breakfast ~

Yushu: It looks like an elevator lady in a department store.

Yushu: (Covering his face with a newspaper and laughing) Welcome. What floor is it?

Naoki: Please go to the Children's World on 12 floor.

13. Yumu: What did you just eat?

Naoki: potatoes.

Desire Tree: How can it sound like this?

Naoki: Raw

14. Qin Xiang: I didn't think I would eat alone with Naoki! It feels like ... like a newlywed! This is the first time we have eaten alone.

Naoki: Don't giggle like a fool when eating, it will affect your appetite.

Qin Xiang: It won't affect my appetite. All the food you cook is delicious. I will eat it all!

Naoki: I mean, it affects my appetite.

15. Qin Xiang: That's right. We are doing our math homework, which is a bit difficult. I wonder if you can help us?

Naoki: No.

Qin Xiang: Oh, please, just one question, just ... just one question.

Naoki: Teaching people like you is just a waste of my time.

Yushu: Brother, if you get too close to an idiot, you will become stupid, too.

Naoki: I know.

Qin Xiang: Oh, what a waste of time! You only need two or three seconds,

Can save three helpless girls ~ please, this question

Naoki: ... What's wrong with this question?

Qin Xiang: None.

Naoki: @ #&; %$#...-_-#

16. Qin Xiang: It feels like a lot has happened this year, you know? Senior three is the happiest year of my senior three ~

Naoki: This year is the most painful year since I 18.

Qin Xiang:&; % # .. RMB% .. What ~

The adoption rate of flowers/non-flowers is: 23.1%20106-2714: 221) Akin has been killing meat because Qin Xiang lost his mind after marrying Naoki. Qin Xiang's father said:

2) There is another sentence: Stop! Stop. My ... my husband, he ... he's WC.

Qin Xiang: If I have any shortcomings, I can correct them.

Naoki: Just leave it as it is.

4) You didn't lose your daughter, but you gained a son. (Video of their wedding)

Dad, thank you for bringing up Qin Xiang so well. I will cherish her.

6) Kaitai, I hope you understand that she has married me, so don't make any plans for her.

7) Only by flying so high can we find out how big the world is and how much we have to do. Let's see further, shall we?

8) The food is too salty, the meat is too rotten, and there are eggshells in the eggs.

9)XQ asked Yushu what kind of girl she likes to be beautiful.

XQ: (excitedly) Do you like girls with long hair or girls with short hair?

Yushu: (very calm) No hair.

10) in the fourth episode, Naoki said to Yu Shu

I know you hate idiots, but don't bully my wife too much.

1 1) "But ... I'm ... I'm stupid"

"Never mind, I have taught the dumbest students", and then I looked at Qin Xiang.

12) There is another sentence. xq's father said: "People who cut meat every day give others a piece of meat like their own today."

Qin Xiang, is your head okay? Don't knock off your little IQ! -dry.

14) Naoki: She doesn't seem to understand how much I love her.

15) What should you do if something happens to you?

16) Naoki said: Little fool, come in quickly.

17) I really can't imagine how you would live without me. Maybe that's why I am so strict with you. I don't know how long I can stay with you in this life, but you should live bravely while I am away.

18) Your wife is your sister-in-law.

Nina: Who's that white face? (Laughter)

Naoki: It's Zhong Kui and his children. (deadpan)

Nina: But shouldn't Zhong Kui be flushed? (Laughter)

Naoki: The red face is Guan Gong. (deadpan)

Nina: The red face is Guan Gong. Who's that black face? (Laughter)

Naoki: Bao Gong. (deadpan)

Nina: Bao Gong. What's that green face? (Laughing like an idiot)

Naoki: Shrek (deadpan)

20) Our intelligent instrument is very excited to see dead things.

2 1) How does Chuanjin put on smoky makeup today?

This is our family affair, you outsider, go away. 23) After Naoki fell down the stairs, Qin Xiang asked Dr. Sun.

Qin Xiang: "Naoki doesn't have a concussion, does he?"

Dr. Sun: "No, it's just a fracture."

Qin Xiang: "Head fracture! Naoki, I will take good care of you later ... "

Dr. Sun: "I have to throw cold water on you at such an impassioned moment. He just broke his calf! " "

Later, mother Jiang and Yushu went to see Naoki.

Yu Shu: Idiot Qin Xiang, it's all your fault! "

Mother Jiang: "How can you blame! It's brother. What were you doing when you fell down the stairs? "

24) Grandpa: I'll pick up eggs and prepare breakfast later.

Qin Xiang: How to pick eggs?

Grandpa: I don't know how to pick up eggs? You ask that hen!

Qin Xiang: Will it answer me? 25) Mom: This is our "love hut" from now on.

Naoki: It's too big, so it's called a hut.

26) Naoki: What are you thinking?

Qin Xiang: I was thinking about Ah Kin. ...

Naoki: My wife is thinking about other men.

27) (Qin Xiang fake pregnancy, mother-in-law tells the world)

Ah kin: Oh, my God! My goddess is pregnant. What's more sad is that I'm not the father of the child! 28) Qin Xiang is in Guam Police Department. ..

Policeman: Do you have a passport?

Qin Xiang: Lie down? Why should I lie down? 29) Naoki's mother: Hurry up ... catch up with the progress ... "Take off while walking"

30) Kaitai: I really lost to you.

Qin Xiang: Do we have a game?

3 1) Qin Xiang: Hee hee .. Call me an idiot. ..

Yushu: Idiot Qin Xiang. ..

32) Naoki: Have you changed it?

Qin Xiang: There's dew in front .. I'll show it to you when I get home.

Naoki: Turn around and have a look ... All four boxes have fallen off.

Naoki: Qin Xiang ... This is Qin Xiang: Ah, a moderate disguise is necessary.

Qin Xiang: I want to refresh you.

Naoki: Yes, it's refreshing. When the chest school falls down, 33) Naoki: Let's make one.

Qin Xiang: But he's coming.

Naoki: It doesn't matter.

Qin Xiang: No, that's terrible.

Naoki: It doesn't matter. I want to be a doctor anyway.

Qin Xiang: You can't use this as an excuse every time.

Naoki: I'm kidding. You can't even get it. 34) Naoki: Doctors and nurses like us seem to be showing porn. 35) Uncle Cai: "Ah Jin hasn't cooked several special dishes yet. For example, onion blasting cloth and air cutting radish. " Qin Xiang: I'll try my best to wait for you to come back.

Mom: Yes, Naoki, you should be filial to your wife! 37) Angang: Well, anyway, my name is Ouyang Gan, and you can ask me to do it ~ ~

Qin Xiang: Dry ~ ~ (Watch your tone ~! )

Would you please not emphasize it? Please be light and soft!

Qin Xiang: Dry ... (Pay attention to the tone ...) 38) Qin Xiang goes to Naoki, who is in service, and Naoki talks to her on the roof.

Qin Xiang: Naoki, where are you?

Naoki: "Above."

Qin Xiang: "Above? You are dead! "

Even funnier, Naoki also learned to lip-synch: "You just died."

39) Qin Xiang asked her mother, "Where did you go abroad?"

Mom said it was Hiroki from Japan and India.

Then Uncle Cai said, "Well. . My mother went shopping in Japan and my brother went to India for yoga classes. " Qin Xiang: I don't wash my underwear myself.

Grandpa: I am an elder. It's not too much to have a rest. Qin Xiang: So you haven't slept yet.

Naoki: What you did kept me awake.

Qin Xiang: People just want to give you a sweet goodnight kiss. 43) Naoki said, "That's a horror movie, and it should be thrown in a non-recyclable trash can. Yu Zi: You should cheer up! (Holding Qin Xiang's hand affectionately)

Qin Xiang: Oh ~ ~ Yu Zi, why are you so sudden ~ ~ Thank you!

Yu Zi: You're welcome. You must tell me which hospital you will serve in the future. You must!

Qin Xiang: Hmm.

Yu Zi: I would never go there to see a doctor. 45) Ah Kin: Although you don't look so smart, you seem to have been abandoned by Qin Xiang recently.

Naoki: What are you trying to say? 46) Qin Xiang: When Naoki gave a speech on the stage yesterday, he dumped the audience with one foot and one head.

Cai: One pitcher at a time. Naoki is a pitcher now. ~ ~ ~ 47) Cai Shu: female 175. ....

Mother Jiang: Can you see that picture?

Uncle Cai: Yes, men like flying kites and women like walking dogs. 48) Yushu: Let me ask you, why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?

Qin Xiang: Your girlfriend!

Yushu: No!

Qin Xiang: If Yang Yun ignores you, you can find other girls ~ More and more, please find them in www.ppsvod.com PPS Film and Television.