The most awesome sentence of the twelve constellations

What will be the most awesome sentence said by the zodiac? Aries: Laozi is either the best in the world or tied for the first place! Taurus: Think again. Can't it be cheaper 15 cents? I'll just sit by and wait, so don't worry! Gemini: Hey! Dude. Tell you a strange thing, don't tell anyone: my stool is yellow today! Cancer: Please! Don't make me do such a tiring thing as bending over to pick up money! Leo: Shit! I pay10 million, and you give me the last piece of stinky tofu! Virgo: OK, let me analyze it with you. . . Three hours later, what, don't you understand? Ok, I'll tell you from the beginning! Libra: Auntie, have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? Let me in! I can't hold on any longer! Why don't I sing you a song Scorpio: finally solved the last person! Nobody knows I just farted! Sagittarius: Don't fucking stop me, I like to take a bath in leather shoes! Capricorn: Really! 10: 27: 36 The boss asked you to put the file I gave you yesterday 18: 4 1: 22 in the third blue folder on the left of his desk. Remember it's his left! Aquarius: What do you think of this article? Just eat shark fin at noon! I want to lose weight. Do you think it is interesting to travel to Mars? Alas, no one takes out the garbage in my house! That woman over there is very beautiful. It's almost the weekend at last. Hey, where did people go? Pisces: Stop it and say it! I'm almost crying! Are you really that pathetic: you only eat two taels a meal?