Adopt when you are satisfied.

Be cold to you, then you should be attracted. If you don't attract her, how can she be interested in you and be good to you?

For example, would you be nice to a dinosaur girl you're not interested in?

Let me tell you something that attracts girls. Have high standards, strong control and sense of humor. Bad men are irresistible to girls.

Give you some dialogue, slowly understand and internalize yourself;

Question: I don't think you are suitable for me.

Answer: I know that being too good will put a lot of pressure on you, but don't give up easily.

Question: Why are you so kind to me?

Answer: I like girls with fair skin and good figure. Do you know that?/You know what?

Question: Someone made a deep confession to me today. what do you think?

Answer: Because you are too stupid and a little cute, I can't be a bad person, so I should learn to be a good person and be good to you.

Problem: I'm clumsy with feelings, so I may have to take my time.

Answer: I don't like fast food either. Besides, I like silly girls in love.

Question: What do you like about me?

Answer: I prefer to eat two delicious foods, such as Wangzai steamed buns (flirting, applying later).

Question: Did you drive today? (suppose you don't have a car)

Answer: Leaders generally don't drive. Don't you know? foolish ...

Question: Do you think I am beautiful?

Answer: Do you think you are beautiful?

Question: Do you think men like beautiful girls?

Answer: That depends on people. I like people with beautiful hearts like you, haha.

Question: How about I be your maid of honor when you get married?

Answer: we can consider it, but it depends on whether there are better candidates.

Q: I'm sorry, I misunderstood a lot of what I said. Let's be friends.

Answer: Are you boyfriend and girlfriend? I'm not that easy to catch.

Question: At KTV, my sister asked you to help the waiter pass a few bottles of wine.

Answer: Little sister, didn't your mother tell you to do your own thing?

Question: You are not very handsome.

Answer: Hey, the guy who picks his nose over there is very handsome ~ I think it suits you ~

Q: We can only be friends. Aren't you my favorite boy?

Answer: Be friends, of course. Do you still want to be boyfriend and girlfriend with me I am not a casual person.

Question: Do you care about me? Who are you to me?

Answer: I don't care about you. I just pity those children who don't know the way of the world on weekdays. I'm afraid they will go astray and give them a hand. (Q: No! ) hey ~, it seems that the world has changed.

Question: You are bored.

A: Every confidant has less wine in his glass, but lovers have more than half a sentence. Don't you think so?

Question: Oh. .

Answer: Wait a minute, I'll take a small bench ... What are you doing with a small bench? Let you step on it, or it will appear that there is a distance between us (bad smile)

Q: I'm late for my appointment with MM.' Sorry, I'm late.

A: No, it's just 1 hour later than the appointed time. It's not too late (with contemptuous eyes) ~ ~ A: Nothing, just chatting with a beautiful girl.

Q: My parents don't like your type!

Answer: Actually, I have no intention of marrying my parents.

Question: Cut!

Answer: don't cut your finger or I'll blow it for you again.

Question: I think you are unreliable.

Answer: I'm not a telephone pole, of course I'm not reliable.

Question: Hey, I went to take a shower.

Answer: I like taking a bath. The tortoise fell, wow, wow. Do you know who sang this song? If the answer is yes, tell her that she seems really old.

Question: Hehe

Answer: Your laughter is so low. You fell down before I showed my superb humor skills.

Question: No, really.

Answer: it's really unnecessary, just use fake ones ~

Q: We don't even know yet.

Answer: well ~ ~ ~ I really don't know much about it, but I know there is a little red lie on your little PP ~ ~ ~ and I haven't measured the fence on that mountain (plus a fake smile)

Q: Go to hell, goat!

A: Well, it's romantic to be a ghost when peony is dead. Let me be so happy and tired on you! (giggle)

Q: I think you are a suspension spring.

A: People who are so handsome, have temperament and connotation are all suspended springs to me, so there is nothing in the world that is not suspended springs ~

Q: Do you like me?

How do you think? Do you want me to still like you?

A friend of mine is very beautiful. Let me introduce you to a girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend now?

Ok, is it beautiful? It's so beautiful, I'll be in a good mood

Q: I want XX brand perfume as a Valentine's Day gift. XX, you have to buy it for me.

Answer: I don't usually give perfume to others except my girlfriend. Do you want to hit on me?

Question: Who do you love more than your ex-girlfriend?

Answer: Pick her up, kiss her and say, "If you ask this question again, the punishment will not be so light."

Question: No one who offends me will come to a good end (using negative results in A2 stage)

Answer: Look at you. Do you have to have a good end if you don't play for a long time? /Who dares to offend Altman!

Q: Who are you and how do you know my QQ number?

A: I am your sad beauty! The figures given by Jay Chou.

Q: That's very kind of you.

Answer: I am very demanding. It is not enough to be beautiful, but also to be gentle and considerate. I can cook. Are you up to standard?

Question: Do you often cheat girls because you are too glib?

A: Not much, dozens of times a day ~

Q: You are very lucky. Several netizens refused to add me, so I added you to steal beauty.

Answer: Really? Congratulations on getting to know me. Few people are so lucky as you.

Question: He gives me presents all day. I don't know whether to promise to go out for dinner with him.

Answer: so little gift bought you off? You are so easy to soak ~ ~

Q: There's always a boy haunting me recently. What should I do?

Answer: You suck. Don't feel inferior when you speak. Brought up by a group of girls since childhood, I got used to it after a long time.

Q: What happened to your phone? Come and talk to me? Sorry, I'm busy now, and I don't have time.

Answer: Well, not bad. Let's start working hard for our future now, come on.

Question: I like you, but I am really tired.

Answer: just tired. You think I'm so easy to bubble.

Question: To tell you the truth, you really called the wrong person (tell her to play badminton, she is afraid of growing muscles, and her right hand is thicker than her left).

Answer: The coach said that if you don't exercise, you will become a little fat pig, and even boars will not want you then!

Question: During the dating process, a short message suddenly came, and the date asked, "Who do you often contact here?"

A beautiful woman contacted me. You're not jealous?

Question: Do you think I am beautiful?

A: Beautiful! Better looking than dinosaurs ~/beautiful! Much more beautiful than Xifeng.

Please answer two questions ~ ~

Q 1: (Say shocking words-a sentence thrown after girls usually contain very yellow and violent content) Hey, how can you talk like that! ! ?

Question 2: (If it is more difficult for girls to throw self-defense skills after being overly depressed) Anyway, it won't hurt people so much.

Answer 1: Well, it seems that yellow and violence don't suit you. Be gentle in the future.

Answer 2: Are you sure I'm hurting you? In fact, when I praise others, they usually don't recognize me.

Q: Will you always be with me?

You can hide me in your heart, and I will always be with you.

Q: Sending her home was rejected. "Don't bother, I can go back by myself."

A: Just now, a beautiful woman was waiting for me and said she wanted to see me. I'm leaving. Oh, I'll go home alone and be safe ~ ~

Question: Do you think I am beautiful?

A: Beautiful! ? Are you insulting my aesthetics? You must apologize to me.

Q: If no one wants me in the future, you must be responsible (do you want to use me as a spare tire? )

No problem. If I am not married at the age of 50, I will be responsible for you ~

Q: Do you really like me? Do you swear? I swear, I don't know if I like you. But it is possible. Oh, you have to refuel.

Q: Are you comfortable shopping with me?

A: Well, it's easier than working 24 hours a day.

Q: What do you think is our relationship now?

Answer: the relationship between boiling water and instant noodles, you are boiling water and I am instant noodles ~ it's not that easy to soak me ~

Q: Are you happy when you are with me?

A: Being happy is much better than being with our disgusting boss with a full face of meat.

Q: Why do you talk like that?

Q: Why do you talk like that? ...

A: What you don't know is the potential significance of me talking to you like this.

Q: How many girlfriends have you had?

A: Not at present, there are a few behind the scenes (this is the most classic answer).

Q: I'm pregnant (what if you didn't sleep with her during her pregnancy? It means it's not yours)

Q: Do you want to hit on me?

A: I looked left and right, but I still didn't see where you looked like instant noodles. Ha ha.

Q: You are not my type.

A: But that's my fan.

Q: hmm

You have asthma. You keep humming.

Q: Do you want to chase me?

Answer: Do you really think you can outrun me?

Q: I saw you go to the hotel with another woman. Who is she?

A: I'll take you there.

Question: Do you think men like beautiful girls?

Answer: Do you think women like handsome guys?

Question: Do you think we are suitable?

A: Well, clothes only fit you when you wear them ~ ~ Let's talk about it first.

Q: I don't think we are suitable, but we will be good friends.

Answer 1: I know you feel a lot of pressure in front of me. Do you want to give up so soon?

Answer 2: I actually thought of you together. I wonder if you are my type.

Question: I think you are stupid.

Q: What am I in your heart?

A: That depends on what you think.

Q: Did you miss me?

You asked me. . I think you miss me more.

Q: No girlfriend? Finding a date is not so common. (It was sent by a girl in the same city on WeChat 1 minute ago, and we have been chatting for 1 2 hours. )

Answer: My house is just for your appearance.

Question: Do you feel sick?

A: I was uncomfortable looking over there just now. I'm much more comfortable looking at the scenery here.

Q: What would happen if I hit you hard with a sheet piling?

I had better not. My girl is not as generous as me!

Q: It's none of your business!

Who farted? It's almost killing people!

Q: I'm not as good as you think!

A: Don't be proud. Can you be better than I thought?

Question: How do you spend Valentine's Day? (Have a good impression on each other)

I can tell you, but you must ask my lawyer first.

Q: Actually, I like you. Do you like me? If you like me, I will follow you.

Want to be my tail? I have a lot of small tails, don't blame me for not taking care of them ~

Q: I'm not interested in men (or I only like women).

Well, I have always regarded you as my brother.

Q: Do you like to restrict your girlfriend's private life?

A: Haha, you are not my girlfriend yet, so you are worried about this.

Q: Guess what I want to do most now?

A: I see your face is very red recently. It is estimated that you haven't been to the toilet for a long time. You're not thinking about this, are you?

Question: Handsome boy, let me use your mobile phone.

Answer: You can use your mobile phone, but it's not for nothing.

Question: Amount

Answer: Are you stupid?

Question: I am a virgin. Are you a virgin?

Answer: Radish and cabbage have their own tastes. Being ugly is not too annoying.

Problem: I don't talk much and don't like talking to strangers.

Answer: I don't like it either Usually strangers talk to me.

Q: I don't think you have a clear view.

Answer: Please remove the word "no" and leave it to those in need.

Question: Sorry, I won't go because I have something to do.

Answer: I am really considerate. I was just about to get rid of it.

Q: That's very kind of you, but I have a boyfriend and I'm getting married soon.

A: Getting married is one thing (two people's business), and making friends personally is another (personal business). What's more, you don't have a husband yet, but getting married soon is actually quite far away.

Q: Why do you always speak at a glance every time I ask you?

A: Yes, it's a pity to wear such beautiful clothes on such a frustrated girl. . . Tut tut

Q: What do you think of me?

Answer: What about you? This is a bit difficult!

Question: Do you like me?

Answer: I don't like you, but I like you very much, just between friends?

Question: I'm not free this week. sorry

Answer: No problem, I usually give a girl like you one day a week.

Question: I don't want to hurt you, but we are really not suitable.

Q: Don't all men like beautiful, sexy and plump women?

A: I like to eat miscellaneous grains, and I like to eat Lori Yujie.

Q: Let's be friends!

Does this girl have any bad intentions towards me? Never. Never. /Friends, of course. Don't you have wild desires for me? ...

Q: Are you my Liu Yiyang?

A: Of course, hehe, of course not. I am your brother, your brother Tom.

Q: Do you still love me?

Yes, why not? Just like the song "Mice love rice".

Q: Do you mind black fungus?

A: I do, so why don't I do it?

Q: Are you rich and handsome?

Hey, wake up, it's dawn!

Q: Why are you looking for me? You can ask other girls out. No girl asked you out?

A: Actually, many girls asked me out, but I refused. I can't bear to think of you alone.

Q: Do you love me?

A: I'm 520, as deep as water and as hot as fire (two sounds), do you know? I live in hot water!

Q: You are so stupid!

A: Hey ~, otherwise I wouldn't be with you.

Q: Why are you acting like a child?

A: Mature men want to find a childlike innocence.

Q: Do you care about me? Who are you to me?

A: I dare not control you. I just pity those children who don't know the way of the world on weekdays. I'm afraid they will go astray and give them a hand. (Q: No! ) hey ~, it seems that the world has changed.

Q: Your bag is good, but it's not very nice. Please give it to me.

A: The bag is never given separately. If you want a bag, you must ask for it and give it to you in bundles. I'm counting on this bag to sell myself.

Q: Do you have a gift? Why can't I see it?

A: Talent and color are synonyms. Haven't you heard of the word romantic genius? When you see my color, you will see my talent.

Q: I haven't seen you much recently. What are you up to?

Answer: I usually practice sword, spear, halberd, chess and calligraphy. I miss you at other times, and basically have no other time. //Yes, it has been revised.

Q: XX (your name), I am thirsty.

Answer 1: I'm thirsty. Why do you ask me? I'm not a water dispenser!

Answer 2: I have saliva here. Do you want it? //See, sort out and recommend this answer!

Q: You are not a god of wealth horse? Why did you come to the canteen like us?

Answer 1: (Laughter, slow tone) Hey ~, now the economy is depressed, so I have to save everything ~

Answer 2: I'm here to observe people's feelings. //Refer to and modify.

Q: Why are you always so serious?

A: (serious expression) That's true, because I am a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is free from low tastes. Come on, girl, give grandpa a smile.

Q: You humiliated yourself yesterday.

I lost it there. You're not here?

Q: Who is yours? (In the case that you want to call, you contacted later, and the other party deliberately suppressed it. )

I am Tang Priest. Do you want a white horse? //refer to others' and add only one premise.

Q: Are you always so stupid?

A: My mother told me to be sincere when I was young, so I never pretend to be myself. I am not as happy as you, and I don't know whether you are happy or not.

Q: (mm meets you teasing your good friend) Aren't you usually very horizontal? How can you be bullied by others?

A: hey ~, that set of beating, smashing and looting is no longer feasible. I serve people with virtue now.

Q: A beautiful woman, look!

A: You can't just look at appearances. I pay more attention to a person's inner beauty, the beauty inside underwear. If you let me see your inner beauty, I will treat you as a beauty ~//See and tidy up.

Q: Do you also know that you care about me?

I just sympathize with you. The thought of your miserable life reminds me of Xiao Qiang in front of my house. //Refer to and modify.

Q: it's inhuman of you not to help us!

A: I am a god, of course I have no humanity! (q: the god of nerves. ) please ~, it's the same word!

Q: (mm changed her beautiful hairstyle to ask for praise) They said my hairstyle was not beautiful. what do you think?

How can they say that? I think it's quite special. Q: Really? ) Very ugly. //done

Q: Will you be serious?

I'm only serious about punctuality. It seems that you are not punctual enough. Oh, well, work hard.

Q: How do you feel about not seeing me these days?

I miss you. Life is incomplete without you. Q: Really? ) alas ~, no one sweeps the floor and no one washes clothes.

Q: Long time no see. What happened? Have you ever been beaten?

A: If people keep a low profile, they will disappear without a trace. They didn't keep a low profile today, as you can see.

Q: Is it sour grapes? Is orange juice sweet? Are my feelings very weak? Is it difficult to send messages? Don't you know I've been thinking about you? How dare you look down? Think I'll break the law? Will it be poor to send messages? Will it be bankrupt to send me a greeting when the weather is cold? How dare you laugh … (Hehe … It's cold, remember to put on more clothes! )//Good news, actually a little IOI, but you can't be a waste!

A: Aren't grapes sour? Is orange juice not sweet? Aren't my feelings cold enough? Is it easy to send messages? If you don't send it, I almost forgot about you. How dare you not look down? Don't think I will break the law? Will you be poor if you don't reply to text messages? Will it go bankrupt if you don't send me a greeting when the weather is cold? How dare you cry! (。 . . It's cold, remember to wear less! Freeze your personal life, you can't take care of yourself! )

Q: You didn't come to see me when I was ill in hospital ~

Are you ready? Q: It's all right now. ) I wish I hadn't seen you, damn it, no, start over!

Q: There is a generation gap between us, so it is difficult to communicate ~

A: If there is a generation gap but no cleavage, this kind of communication will be difficult ~//See, tidy up.

Q: You men always say that "women are like clothes and men are like brothers". . .

A: I think so. I've been streaking for years! //Yes, tidy up.

Q: What is my figure like? Am I fat?

A: You need a hug to know. /

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Satisfied and looking forward to being adopted

Beautiful mood team