What are some interesting jokes or stories about constellations?

Aries is always simple, and the problem is not too complicated. Careless people won't even notice whether there is no moon or pedestrians on the road today ... They may just listen to MP3, or think about the beauty of going home and go home happily. Besides, Aries, who is very popular, is unlikely to be alone. There must be many friends with him at night, laughing and laughing all the way. Where can I think of ghosts and gods?

Of course, there will be timid Aries, but they all have the spirit of small balls. It is their principle not to look back. They ran like crazy and walked all the way to the end. They wanted to go home and look for the warmth of their mother.

Taurus constellation

Taurus doesn't accept metaphysics very much, and even if ghost films are popular, they won't be keen. If you don't see much, you won't have much imagination if you walk at night naturally. In addition, the wise saying of Taurus is: Don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking at the door. They always obey many existing rules, treat their friends sincerely, and walk peacefully at night.

Timid cowards also have their own ways. They will say to themselves: Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in this world … and so on. Then I came home, probably already in a cold sweat and stiff.

Gemini Gemini people especially like to play. Going home at night is almost a light meal for parents. For the night, they feel there is a special mood in it. They will pay attention to the pedestrians around them and observe their differences from the daytime; Or put it on a roadside building and enjoy the neon lights flashing at night. Or go to an unrelated store to see if there is anything new to buy. In short, they will not focus on the darkness of the night road.

Timid Gemini will also find something to distract himself. For example, take out the new things you bought today from your bag, study the function, or hum songs, or even sing loudly when there is no one on the roadside, and imagine the neon lights around you as the stage lights of the concert.

Cancer constellation

Cancer will always be a vulnerable group, and will be suspicious during the day, fearing this and that, not to mention at night. Cancer is sensitive and fragile, and the constellation 12 comes first. If they come out and find it dark outside, they will first look around to see if there is anyone on the road, and if there is, they will be very lucky. If not, Cancer will not run like Aries with closed eyes, nor will it have the ability to comfort itself with Taurus. Most of them will immediately call for help and ask their friends to pick them up, or just talk to their friends while walking.

So don't play pranks with cancer at night, it will bring shadow to cancer, and it will definitely cause a flood of screams and tears.

Le Signe du Lion

Leo people are fearless and can walk calmly in the dark. It is not that they don't believe in ghosts. They just think that ghosts have nothing to be afraid of, and they can definitely defeat them on their own. They don't understand why some people are afraid to walk at night. Different scenes from daytime, same route, but different light. Besides, they think that if they show fear, it will hurt their faces. Don't forget, face to face with those illusory things!

Even the brave Leo will think, if there really are supernatural things, we can find a place to talk to them, a different space, a different life. ...