Missing funny short messages selected daquan

1, your love has been integrated into my blood and implanted in my heart; Your deep affection moistened and touched my heart. 6 14 Kiss Valentine's Day, let my love turn into a sweet kiss, "Kiss" is waiting for you: Dear, I love you and wish you happiness every day and every moment!

2. These days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that uneasiness, and how fascinating and tormenting it is.

3. Silver jewelry is my mother's favorite baby. Wearing it on the hands and fingers of my future daughter-in-law is also the most precious meeting gift and an affair. I wish you a long and happy life and a happy Valentine's Day at your silver wedding.

You are like a red rose, tall and graceful. You are like the scent of roses floating over your nose. You are like a charming rose, burning in your heart. You are a flower, and I am a leaf, accompanying the sunset all my life.

5. The photos will last forever, the true love will be fixed forever, the lens will retain the sweet and beautiful reappearance, the negative will retain the memory of a hundred years, and the camera will shine and expose happiness. Photos Valentine's Day is coming. May you take a sweet and happy picture in "This is a Beautiful Life".

6. It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!

7, pen dipped in true love, can never write deeply missed love; The paper is full of tenderness, the words are full of love, the lines are endless and sweet, and the memory is profound. Love flows in the pen, thoughts condense in words, and my diary is full of happiness. I love you forever. Diary day, love to the end, accompany you to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

8. Happy times are stored in the negatives of life; Sweet moments, recorded in the lens of life; Romantic moments are fixed in the photo album of love. Photo Valentine's Day, record our sweet love with a camera, and have a happy life!

9. Love is love for no reason. There is no match, no value, no reason and pride. Love is love, very simple and complicated.

10, beauty is not beautiful, eyes have the final say; Whether it is sweet or not, the mouth has the final say; Love or not, the heart has the final say; Give or not give me love, you have the final say; I have the final say whether I love you or not. Rose Valentine's Day, love for you, my favorite. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, Silver Valentine's Day: Others are in pairs, but I am heartbroken alone; Others spend months before and after, but I cry; Others cuddle, but I suffer; Others put it down on the spot, so I had to use my hands; Single friends have wood!

12, flowers and green leaves send lovers, pure love shows love. Environmental protection and no pollution, I really love you, and I will always care about you. Ask me how much I love you. Green stands for constant love. Green Valentine's Day is coming, and green leaves are always accompanied by flowers. The stars follow the moon.

13, I am waiting for you wholeheartedly. I am very happy to have you and love you 100%. I finally met you all the way and am anxious to send it to you. I can't lose you among millions. I really miss you!

14, I use Lian Zhi to write poems that love you, I invite a lovebird to describe your dreams, I let the seas run dry and the rocks crumble to add a love wall that loves you, and I invite the earth to stay with you forever. On Valentine's Day, I wish you, my favorite, long happiness!

15, meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with my heart! I love you!

16, I don't know what to use to describe love or what words to express love. Friend: Don't spend Valentine's Day without a lover. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and a happy love. Come on, friend! Come on!

17, one week, miss you for 7 days, miss you for 168 hours, bless you for 10080 minutes and love you for 604800 seconds. I don't love you until the weekend, but I love you and look forward to the weekend.

18, write down the beautiful chapter of pure love, drink a cup of pure love, smell the fragrance of pure love, spread a pair of invisible wings of love and fly in the direction of silver love. Happy Silver Valentine's Day!

19, 5. Acacia, every word is just for you. Warm greetings and refreshing wishes coincide with the arrival of Silver Valentine's Day. I miss you lonely. I wish you health and beauty. Don't forget me!

20. The loneliness of Valentine's Day has been dispelled by love. There is no need to make an excuse for dating. Romance is not a mirage. I feel natural and thoughtful, and my expression is no longer lingering. Love caller ID, lovers are still scarce resources!

2 1, a sincere heart, dust-free, only for you, a true feeling, non-toxic, only for you, a promise, without any chemical components, only for you to tell, Green Valentine's Day, give you green and pure love, I wish you happiness!

22. Will you come to me after reading this message? Come if you want, okay? Please, I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart: I really want to tell you: see you after Valentine's Day!

23, give parents a kiss, full of gratitude; Give your lover a kiss to show your warm love; Give the child a kiss, which means deep love. June 14, Valentine's Day kiss, give a kiss to the person you love to show your love!

24. I use artificial intelligence, and all parts are complete. After years of operation, it is a reliable product. Now, due to the development needs, on the occasion of Silver Valentine's Day, we sincerely invite like-minded people to send each other. Those who agree will reply, and those who don't will forward.

25, I don't want to give you a promise easily, time will tell; Don't be obsessed with constellations, love is not a legend; Don't compare me with others, I will be eclipsed, but I am sincere. 14, I hope you can say you love me.

26. How attached my love is when my hair is wound several times; How far the gray hair is, my love holds it. Grow old with you and be sweet with you. 7. 14 tells you that my love is more brilliant with you. Dear, I wish you good health and happiness.

27. Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I want to commit suicide: I want to hang myself with noodles, I want to start with tofu, I want to pulse with noodles, but I am afraid that no one will accompany you for Valentine's Day, so I have to give up. Happy Valentine's Day.

28, lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, happy Valentine's Day!

29. Not being in touch for a long time does not mean not missing; Not saying love for a long time does not mean not loving each other; Although I have always been reserved, I still want to sing a song for you on Valentine's Day. I love you forever!

30. Women who know love usually lose miserably. Love is cruel and the winner is king.

3 1, I love you, not just in words. I miss you, not only in my heart but also in my diary. After many years, wait for us to read it carefully and savor it slowly. May love last forever. Happy diary day.

32. Use a sweet dessert, a romantic cake and a happy cake; Raise the warmth to the boiling point, make it comfortable to the extreme, and make it comfortable to the extreme; Make a rose Valentine's Day dinner and give it to your friends. May you and your lover, two of a kind, be one. Happy Valentine's Day in May 14!

33. Focus on the romance before the flowers and under the moon, freeze the warm and sweet moments, press the shutter of sincere love, and record the unforgettable wonderful life. Photo Valentine's Day, meet your lover, click, let's leave a long and beautiful life, deposited in the long river of happy love!

34, unrequited love, is the true feelings hidden in the heart; First love is a childhood daydream; Being madly in love is a crazy person with boiling happiness; Acacia is a bag full of sweetness. Diary day, dear, it's all about you!

35, 7. 14 silver valentine's day, there are unlimited business opportunities for lovers to promote! Send a silver ring first and sell yourself to the right person; Take it home and sell it to parents. Love marketing, starting with Silver Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy start!

36. Green Valentine's Day: Others are in pairs, but I am heartbroken alone; Others spend months before and after, but I cry; Others cuddle, but I suffer; Others put it down on the spot, so I can only silently send messages to make you laugh!

37, Sun Moon Ming, I love you forever; Yingying is a river, and the true feelings will always come naturally; Grass by the Qingjiang River, I miss your kindness; I miss you all the time; White days, lovesickness. Honey, I miss you.

Although getting married is expensive, I still want to pay the fee. I have brought my own money, remitted the ticket, matched the silver ring and arranged the house. As long as you are satisfied, I won't feel tired no matter how hard you suffer. 7. 14 Silver Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness.

39. I really hit the blue waves, and the green thoughts fell in love and played a fresh and cheerful love song; True love walks in the green fields, green vows resound through the high slopes, write about environmental protection life, and tell the purity of true feelings with the green in your heart. Dear, I wish you a happy Green Valentine's Day!

40. Love becomes strong and romantic at this moment; Love becomes lingering and real at this moment; The heartbeat becomes strong and surging at this moment. White days, let my love escort you, let my love accompany you to the old age!

4 1, a pig and a penguin were kept in the cold storage at -20℃. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

42. Hello: Today is International Women's Day. On behalf of the International Women's Federation, I formally inform you that all women's toilets and bathhouses are open to you free of charge. Please come here.

43, please read aloud:: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

44. I've always wanted to say something to you, but you know its weight. Once I say it, maybe we can't even be friends, but I can't control my feelings! Now I summon up courage to say to you: When will you invite me to dinner?

Remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

46. There is no problem between you and me. It's all caused by bickering Don't say sorry. You pay for dinner together.

47. Break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

48. Holding your wife's hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand; Holding the young lady's hand seems to have returned to 1899; Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it.

49. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

50. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transportation accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

5 1, the man is Pentium at the age of twenty, Microsoft at the age of thirty, Panasonic at the age of forty, and Lenovo at the age of fifty.

52. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

53. Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

54. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

55. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

56. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

57. I wish you a fortune and set foot on Marlboro, a career in Hongtashan, a lover better than Ashima, and financial resources all over Greater China.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

59. Who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my previous view of things!

60. Willow, how can it compare with your hair? How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.

6 1, I wish you enough happiness to make you feel sweet, enough attempts to make you strong, enough sadness to make you more human, enough hope to make you happy and enough wealth to buy me a gift.

62. Do not pursue appearance; Appearances can deceive. Don't pursue wealth; Wealth will gradually disappear. Go after someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a gloomy day full of brilliance.

If you still want to try, never say goodbye-if you still think you can continue, never give up-if you can't give up, never say you don't love someone.

64. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

65. There are many things you want to hear, but you will never say them from the person you want to hear. However, don't close your ears, lest you can't hear someone telling you in a heartfelt voice.

Giving all your love to a person can never guarantee that he will love you. Don't expect love to return, just wait for love to grow slowly in their hearts, but if not, be content with love growing in your own heart.

67. My love is like a dream, like a daydream. I thought I could hold the person I love, but when I woke up, I found that I was still me, still standing still.

68. I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have had countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

69. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

70. Love is a jam bottle. Let's be children and enjoy its sweetness happily, as if we never get tired of it. Love is a plum blossom, which makes us greedy bears. We want to refuse and welcome the sweet and sour taste!

7 1, dusty thoughts are inadvertently awakened by you, and long-lost feelings are surging in front of you. Years are like the sea, memories are like the tide, you have given me a bright and clean world, an eternal sweetness, and accompanied me through the long road of life!

72. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

73. If you are the ship in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming beaches.

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

75. It rained today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, heavy rain, moderate rain, light rain, silk rain ... I miss you, today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, bit by bit, bit by bit. ...

76. Strolling in the park path, there are countless girls, and the night is deep, rendering a sense of loneliness. Bargaining is one after another, and the secret situation has been set. At midnight, the rooster crows like falling smoke. Just left the front customer and came back to replace him!

77. You are a pot of flowers and I am a pot of sand. The flowers are brighter every day, and the sand is laughing.

78. Can you really find someone who really loves you in this life? I don't know. I only know that there is a mirror in front of me, which clearly reflects your appearance.

79. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me.

80. In the winter frost, the night is the devil; In hot summer, night is a lover; On this February day, the night is the rose in your hand.

8 1, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching. Happy New Year!

82. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

83. Autumn is the season of missing. I miss you like dandelion, and the wind blows gently all over the world. Then fall in your hand and kiss you, telling you that I care about you the most no matter where the ends of the earth are! I miss you very much!

84. If you want me to give you a gift, I choose to give you my heart! Even so, my life stopped. But my love for you is eternal, and my heart will beat for you forever.

85. The temperature is getting colder, the leaves are turning yellow, the sun is getting farther away, and the shadow is getting longer. I miss you more strongly, and my love for you is more beautiful. I dreamed that you made my heart fly!

86. My heart has wings and flies to the past. I dreamed of wearing a gown and breathing fresh air. I sent you a beautiful rainbow, dyed with the brilliance of the sun and enjoying the legend. I miss you very much these days!

I miss you so much that I don't know what to do. Ask around! Cucumber said cold salad, cabbage said vinegar, carp said braised, turtle said steamed! The dinner is ready, honey, come on!

88. What I smoke is not a cigarette, but anxiety. I didn't sleep. I'm tired. What I shed was not tears, but loneliness. I'm not talking about the sky, I'm talking about loneliness I didn't send a message, but I miss you deeply.

89. I miss you every day; I haven't seen Lacrimosa for two days; I haven't seen a slow heartbeat for three days; Four days without mental disorder; I haven't seen my heart broken for five days. It's the weekend, and we'll be there at night.

90. One shadow is lonely, two roses are simple, one star is looking forward to it, two days are vast, and one place is comfortable. I sometimes miss that little villain who has many companions and reads short messages!

9 1, a little wind, a little rain, a little infatuation, all because of you; Hill, num, small eyes are drunk for you; Little star, little moon, little dream to see you; Little love, little love, little lovesickness is so helpless!

92. I have missed you for 365 days, but I dream of you every night. Recently, I found that my empty heart has reached the limit and is on the verge of collapse. Save the mission to you: reply to the message and say you love me!

93. I always miss you during the day and can't eat breakfast; I still can't stop thinking about you at noon, thinking about you, and lunch hasn't moved at all; What if you still can't sleep at night? Who can give me a bowl of noodles? Hungry insomnia!

94. I wrote my thoughts about you on paper/blown away by the wind/written my thoughts about you on the beach/swept away by the waves/written my thoughts about you on the wall/I was taken away by the police. Tell me what I did wrong, piggy. Say with satisfaction

95. I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I also paid back the 100 yuan I just found. I think you are almost finished. 1+ 1 all find it difficult. Zhao Benshan is Sun Nan, and the people's currency is US dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no clothes or shapes. I can't have feelings for anyone, and my heart has stopped beating.

96. Stick out your left foot, trip over your troubles, stick out your right foot, kick away your troubles, find a cage, let happiness have nowhere to escape, find a pair of ropes, tie up your health, bring your mobile phone, and make up your mind to give it to you!

97. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my crazy mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

98, my love is like the stars in the sky, countless; My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; You treat me like a beggar, save some money and run away! Dear you, please give me more love!

99. It is impossible for me not to love you. It is meaningless that I don't love you; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I can't not text you. I wish you happiness!

100. If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I miss you every day. What about you?

10 1. I kissed you as a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. I think in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

102, I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

103, when you see the stars in the sky, you think of your eyes; Seeing your eyes reminds me of the stars in the sky.

104, if missing is a disease, then, dear, I am terminally ill. Miss you.

105, I can't help loving you, just like a bird can't help flying; I can't help thinking about you, just like a rose can't help blooming; I can't help texting you, and I can't help thinking about the way you smile when you see it.

106, you are kind-hearted, kind-hearted, intelligent and generous. Thank you. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Loong with a grateful heart!

107, do you often feel a little tired? Will it be a little decadent? Is it a little confusing? There will be a little helplessness? Answering messages will solve all your puzzles. Try it if you don't believe me.

108, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, I am rich because I sold you … pig!

109, do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to say to you … Pay back the money quickly.

1 10, I really love you and I don't want to leave you. You got me into such a deep hole that it broke my heart. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.

1 1 1. A gecko was walking on the road and met a turtle. He smiled and said, "You see you are still carrying a pot on your back in such a hot day. Are you tired? " The tortoise replied, "Well, you are good at running around all day."

1 12, life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

1 13, don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me … you thief.

1 14, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

1 15 you know, you can walk out of my field of vision but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you; You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

1 16, I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; Love your obsession, love the meat you love!

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