A happy and witty copy of Tik Tok, a humorous copy of Tik Tok.

2. Other girls wear suspenders and you praise her for being cute. I wear suspenders and you ask me where to go fishing.

Sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

Every time I see a couple carving their names on a tree, I will fall into deep meditation. Why do so many people go out with knives?

The most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice. When you come to the crossroads of life and don't know the direction, please stop and think about it. What constellation are you?

6. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talent.

7. Time is a butcher's knife, only suitable for good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people.

8. In the days when I don't make friends, I screw in the factory. If I feel bored, I will put the screw in the director's mouth. Today's salary is gone.

9, disgusting Taobao, always guessing what I like ... I really like them.

10, Doraemon has no neck for health reasons, because the blue neck is muddy.

1 1, ugly means sick, otherwise how can a plastic surgery hospital be called a hospital?

12, getting up early can really do a lot of things, such as sleeping in a cage.

13, people like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

14. I squatted in the public toilet this morning and the door lock was broken. In order to avoid embarrassment, I had to pull the door handle, and then a big brother came and dragged me out directly with the door.

15, do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

16, my friend fell into a trough, and I encouraged him. When the black nightclub passes, the light will come. As a result, he only heard the word' nightclub'.

17, if you are willing to pay me 20 yuan, I will wear black clothes, sunglasses and Bluetooth headphones at your funeral, hold a black umbrella on sunny days, and watch the crowd silently, so that people attending your funeral will suspect that you have a terrible and interesting secret.

18, I'll teach you a trick. If you want to pick up girls, you must praise her. I tried, and it was very effective. I immediately received a red exclamation mark and felt valued.

19, it is better to visit Taobao than to chat with you. What Taobao pushes is what I want, and what you say is not what I like to hear.

20. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

2 1, disgusting Taobao, always guessing that I like it, I really like it.