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Yan Gongzi: N Difficult Problems in Communication with "Straight Men"

Do you often wonder why the male god chose her who is ugly when she is obviously good-looking? The boy who clearly knows himself, went out to play together for the first time several times, but became intimate with other girls. In this world of looking at faces, you still have a winning weapon, and that is speaking. Well said, the male god can catch up; Can't talk, cooked Daniel Wu will fly away in front of you.

1 How to tactfully ask him if he has a girlfriend?

When you meet a boy you like, your first reaction is to know if he is single, which is normal. If you don't know him very well, how do you know this information?

Correct answer:

You can point to his shirt and say, "This dress suits you very well. It seems that your girlfriend has good taste. " If not, he will tell you: he bought it himself, and he doesn't have a girlfriend or something. Because single men can't wait to write "single, available" on their faces.

If you ask directly, I personally suggest finding a more relaxed occasion and pretending to say casually, "Oh, it's so annoying, my mother urged me to have a blind date again." What about you? Is there this problem? " Putting on a sharing posture makes it easier to eliminate each other's sense of vigilance.

2 Do you want to confess when you meet a male god?

The teacher must reiterate that a girl's confession is like a foot in a martial arts novel. Don't! Coe！ Study! If you don't confess, you won't give him a chance to formally refuse. Ambiguity is better for you than confession.

Correct answer:

"I don't like you very much, because your existence makes my state very wrong. I used to be a man who could say anything. Because of you, I have become hesitant and feel everything, especially when I see you smiling at other girls. I think this is very bad and affects my state. Then let's not be friends for a while. When I can really treat you as an ordinary friend, shall we restore friendship? "

The normal confession is "Do you need another lover?" And this confession is "Do you want to lose your lover?" . This so-called "the wicked sue first" confession takes advantage of the psychology that the male god doesn't want to lose friends.

What should we talk about when we meet for the first time?

The teacher is a chatterbox. He can talk to people for half an hour when he meets a telephone pole, and he is often blocked by straight men. So, how to have a friendly conversation without hacking them to death?

Correct answer:

I suggest that the safest topic is constellation, blood type and zodiac. Everyone has it, and it is unlikely to go wrong. The second topic is hobbies, but you may still meet boys who have no hobbies, or boys whose hobbies are online games. You can't talk about it at all. Then you can always be a comedian and say meaningless words like "yes", "wow", "really" and "awesome". The third common topic is talking about eating, as Cai Kangyong said, because 99% people think they are gourmets. Teachers have also met people who are not interested in eating. You can say, "Ah, what about your life fun?" Don't be afraid to disagree, this is the beginning of the dialogue.

To sum up, there is only one thing in common: give the topic to the other party, give him the stage, and let him give full play.

4 The standard answer of being asked by a straight man "How many boyfriends have you had?"

Love stories are the most worthy of all lies. There is absolutely no need for you to tell him everything about your past, because it is full of hidden dangers.

Correct answer:

"People who pursue me purely have only two serious feelings, one and a half years and one for two years. My first love was a college classmate, and I went abroad after graduation. The second person is a colleague of the previous company. He betrayed me. I am sad. I have been empty for two years. I think God asked me to rehearse my love in front of you. "

Do you understand the mystery of this passage? The first sentence means that people have a good market. There are many people chasing me, but because I am a serious person, the last sentence falls on the present-"all my sufferings are to meet you." Don't think that men don't buy it, but they are still moved by sweet words.

5 can you spit out other women with straight men?

We women like to gossip with the people closest to us, but why can't straight men understand our harmless decompression behavior?

Correct answer:

In fact, straight man, a stupid animal, doesn't like thinking, but loves! Do it! All right! People! So naturally they will directly classify your gossip as jealousy, and they don't like jealousy. Moreover, once you spit on other women, they will immediately feel that the weak are being spoken ill of and instinctively sympathize with the weak.

Therefore, the key to spitting is to turn yourself into a weak side. At the beginning of the bad words, replace all the words such as meanness, meanness and scheming with: "I think my sister XX is nice, generous and beautiful." Believe me, usually when you come here, men will disdainfully say, "Is she beautiful, too? You are blind! "

6 Why is it easy to quarrel when chatting with straight men?

Why can't two people chat well after they become boyfriend and girlfriend?

Correct answer:

When men have a good impression on you and you don't become boyfriend and girlfriend, they suffer from the syndrome of "everything you say is right, even if it's nonsense, some of it is worth referring to" When you become boyfriend and girlfriend, the man's illness will become "I have no problem, my opinion is opposite to yours".

If you want to chat happily, you should make good use of a man's psychology of "my opinion is contrary to yours". If you want to listen to any gossip, do the opposite, praise the people you want to spy on and show your infatuation and admiration. Believe me, straight men like to break women's fantasies. In order to prove this, they will keep telling many secrets.

How to piss off the ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend?

To be honest, I was also struggling before writing this article. After all, you know martial arts with such strong lethality that it is not easy to spread. If a woman who likes to harass her ex-boyfriend sees it, I will feel guilty.

Correct answer:

Gifts from ex-boyfriends harass you crazily. Don't try to call your ex-boyfriend, you'll be fooled. The first thing you can do is to use WeChat, Weibo and QQ space to post some remarks that can touch her pain points, similar to: "The fate is over, you have her around. I hope you cherish it. Don't say she is my substitute. It's really unfair to her Forget me. " You got it? Yes, that's right. You are implying that your ex-boyfriend still loves you and begging you to turn back. She is a substitute.

If you are interesting enough, will he be interested in you?

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9. Does the subtext of straight men mainly exist in dating and breaking up with girls?

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10: Do you want to drink in front of the man you like?

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1 1 What should I do if I am run by the same sex in front of the man I like?

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12' s intimate boyfriend should tell her about his affair?

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13 don't want a cold war. How should I speak?

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14 what is the higher sentence pattern of saying "I love you" to straight men?

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Now that you are holding a book, you may face the pressure of forced marriage at home. You may just be lovelorn and feel that you will never meet your lover again. You may not have been in love until now ... It doesn't matter, girls, there is still a long way to go. As long as you are willing to get better and keep working hard for this goal, there must be someone ahead who will not let you down. I am willing to accompany you until you reach that person.

Oral Love: The latest work of the famous Yan Gongzi in Weibo after the bestseller Welcome Men. What exactly are we going to talk to men about? The first season of "China Love Question Bank" actually solved the thorny problem that other gender experts avoided talking about; For the first time, put forward "the problem of language communication with straight men" to help you get closer to the person you want to get close to!